May all your hopes come true.
January 23, 2026 at 6:23 AM
May all your hopes come true.
What a fucking man-baby.
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
What a fucking man-baby.
This is something a rapist might say... or a couch fucker.
JD Vance: "I'm headed to Minneapolis where we're gonna talk with ICE agents and local officials about how we turn down the chaos. My simple piece of advice to them is going to be if you want to turn down the chaos in Minneapolis, stop fighting immigration enforcement."
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This is something a rapist might say... or a couch fucker.
'Destroying humanity, generally. But there will still be plenty of work in the mines.'
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
'Destroying humanity, generally. But there will still be plenty of work in the mines.'
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Good thing this fucker wasn't boating in the Caribbean.
January 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Good thing this fucker wasn't boating in the Caribbean.
...against a wall!
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
...against a wall!
Wait til SCOTUS tells us this makes perfect sense
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Wait til SCOTUS tells us this makes perfect sense
"But we have gathered up all the evidence and stashed it away so other agencies cannot investigate either."
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"But we have gathered up all the evidence and stashed it away so other agencies cannot investigate either."
Britain-hating Brits reliving colonialism vicariously through the orange shitgibbon.
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Britain-hating Brits reliving colonialism vicariously through the orange shitgibbon.
Brilliant! He's invented a body where representatives from Nations around the world can come together to... let's see... be United.
While launched as part of Gaza ceasefire, Trump envisions board as 'bold new approach to resolving global conflicts'.
Trump's ‘board of peace' appears to seek wider mandate beyond Gaza
While launched as part of Gaza ceasefire, Trump envisions board as 'bold new approach to resolving global conflicts'.
www.aljazeera.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Brilliant! He's invented a body where representatives from Nations around the world can come together to... let's see... be United.
Great. We've gotta pay more for European goods because Shitler needs his pretend Sudetenland.
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Great. We've gotta pay more for European goods because Shitler needs his pretend Sudetenland.
1985: "America will never make concessions to terrorists -- to do so would only invite more terrorism."
2026: "...but you, on the other hand..."
2026: "...but you, on the other hand..."
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
1985: "America will never make concessions to terrorists -- to do so would only invite more terrorism."
2026: "...but you, on the other hand..."
2026: "...but you, on the other hand..."
Since we're transferring medals now, can someone cough up a 1st place swim meet trophy for Riley fucking Gaines so she can go back to quietly deliquescing into a small puddle of goo.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Since we're transferring medals now, can someone cough up a 1st place swim meet trophy for Riley fucking Gaines so she can go back to quietly deliquescing into a small puddle of goo.
A bruised ego doesn't usually require hospitalization... unless you're a trumpy fascist goon.
McLAUGHLIN: He had internal bleeding & was sent to the hospital
CNN: Doctors say normally if you have internal bleeding you wouldn't be released same day. Can you give us more detail?
McLAUGHLIN: I haven't spoken to this individual's doctor. He was pretty banged up. We pray for him and his family
CNN: Doctors say normally if you have internal bleeding you wouldn't be released same day. Can you give us more detail?
McLAUGHLIN: I haven't spoken to this individual's doctor. He was pretty banged up. We pray for him and his family
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A bruised ego doesn't usually require hospitalization... unless you're a trumpy fascist goon.
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing*
* a 40' long table filled with stacks of McDonald's
* a 40' long table filled with stacks of McDonald's
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing*
* a 40' long table filled with stacks of McDonald's
* a 40' long table filled with stacks of McDonald's
This guy got his handed directly to him.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This guy got his handed directly to him.
Turns out, they really just like guns.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Turns out, they really just like guns.
WHERE IS MY CHECK?
"You're seeing a lot of paid protesters" -- Rep. Mike Haridopolos's attempt to defend ICE's tactics in Minneapolis during a CNN panel discussion this morning did not go well. Bad used car salesman vibes.
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
WHERE IS MY CHECK?
Save the names, indeed.
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Save the names, indeed.