Uncle Tifa
@labboypro.bsky.social
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"...stood with [metal poles, pepper spray, stun guns, fire extinguishers, bats, and other blunt objects, in conflict] with Capitol police and law enforcement."

FTFY, Mikey.
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Mike Johnson: "We've always stood with Capitol police and law enforcement. We've shown that in word and deed."
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Dark day, indeed. I wonder if they recognize the irony.
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Same robes, different faces. From Etta Hulme, 1988--

sites.libraries.uta.edu/ettahulme/im...
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I just tossed these yesterday. Shoulda gone the Antiques Roadshow route, along with the hacked Cuecat I found in the same box.
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"If that radical left something something word salad gets elected, I'm going to abandon my decades-long business investment, infrastructure, and customer base and move to Floriduh!"
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[Thought bubble over Alito's head] "If they want fair voting rights, we can just round them up and put them in camps. No, wait... let's call them 'plantations'."
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Especially for the 'white party.'
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"The 1st Amendment covers free speech, not free singing."

-- ICE Barbie, tonight on Fox
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Originalists gonna ignore Amendments, I guess.
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I am embarrassed by this fact, but I also accept it as true.
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Maybe there's a Peace-ish Prize available.
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Remember when you could just read Penthouse Forum letters yourself and it didn't require 5000 jigawatts of electricity and 2000 gallons of water?
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That's them. All of them.
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Should be easy enough to find and charge, Pammy. They work for DHS Barbie.
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AG Bondi: "We're gonna get to the funding of antifa, we're gonna get to the root of antifa, and we're gonna find and charge all of those people who are causing this chaos in Portland and all these other cities across our country."
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The orange shitgibbon thinks the letter "M" is a crown.
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Many years ago, during Christmas, a group of friends went door to door caroling. We asked for donations of $5 to keep singing and $10 to stop. We should've gone for that $999 price point.
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Big Air Fryer is behind this.
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It's ratings all the way down.
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Spellcheckers went in first round layoffs.
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'No Kings' protest could be a free exercise of the guaranteed constitutional right to peaceably assemble and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, fascist-for-hire CEO warns

#NoKings
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'No Kings' protest could save a bunch of money on car insurance, racketeer-for-hire CEO warns
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'No Kings' protest could bring the rapture, religion-for-hire CEO warns