"...stood with [metal poles, pepper spray, stun guns, fire extinguishers, bats, and other blunt objects, in conflict] with Capitol police and law enforcement."
"If that radical left something something word salad gets elected, I'm going to abandon my decades-long business investment, infrastructure, and customer base and move to Floriduh!"
[Thought bubble over Alito's head] "If they want fair voting rights, we can just round them up and put them in camps. No, wait... let's call them 'plantations'."
AG Bondi: "We're gonna get to the funding of antifa, we're gonna get to the root of antifa, and we're gonna find and charge all of those people who are causing this chaos in Portland and all these other cities across our country."
Many years ago, during Christmas, a group of friends went door to door caroling. We asked for donations of $5 to keep singing and $10 to stop. We should've gone for that $999 price point.
'No Kings' protest could be a free exercise of the guaranteed constitutional right to peaceably assemble and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, fascist-for-hire CEO warns