I have found the "rip the bandaid off" method works best. If I have more than three days to move, I do it all wrong and move 5 boxes at a time (or just throw random crap in the car). It helps that I can now afford to pay someone to pack the old place and move everything to the new place.

I swear for 90% of those meds, one of the side effects is the thing you’re trying to cure, but 15% less bad.

My wife’s family has a “gravy” recipe that amounts to giblets and boiled egg bits in water. I complained enough that I get separate gravy. Which is from a jar. The jar gravy wins, but barely.

They will arrive at 3:59p. At 4:03p they will tell you they don’t have the part they need and will be back between 12-4 tomorrow.

OK, I've tried for like 4 minutes to do Whatchamacallit, but I'm realizing that was probably as bad as it could get to start with.

Knickers.

Reese's Peanut Butter Pup.

Every day I wake up and pray that neither Tom Hanks nor Keanu Reeves has had a scandal break. They are our last and final hope.

I’m trying to decide if my MAGA Republican House rep not giving a shit what I think is better or worse than my barely a Democrat Senator not giving a shit about what I think. It’s feeling like a horrible toss up. I understand how people get to the point they just don’t vote.

Yea, that was a pretty obvious feint. I'll not be voting for Warner even if the Dems are stupid enough to let him get all the way to the general.

My useless Senator from VA isn’t up for reelection until 2030. I’m pretty sure he took the hit in the hopes folks will forget that Warner is equally useless. Warner is up next year. I’m praying for a primary challenger there.

Fuck you. You’ve sacrificed everything for nothing. You are an embarrassment to Virginia. You should retire and let someone actually do the job. I can’t wait to vote for whoever primaries you. And if you are the Dem nominee, I’ll vote for no one.

Why is it every other week I have to send this turd a message begging him to do his job even when it's hard? I pray someone primaries him (and our other useless Senator).

Tech Bros Understanding Dystopian Tech is Bad Challenge once again failed, even at difficulty level zero.

I’m trying to decide in you found a little marijuana that is making you tipsy or a new little place that has seating and alcohol. And realizing they are not mutually exclusive.

I don’t know. It seems consistent to me. If we have good public health, there is no reason to use AI. So destroying public health creates the problem they can have AI “solve.”

No worries on the GenX thing. Honestly, we’re happy when anyone remembers our generation exists. 🤪