Kevin White (Remastered)
@kwhitesays.bsky.social
I have a newsletter on Substack called CENTURY SONGS, all about random songs I love from 2000-present. Midwest goof off. Basketball, baseball, rock & roll. He/him. https://centurysongs.substack.com
Sorry, I’m a lifelong midwesterner and we just got our first Jack in the Box recently. American cheese on tacos…?
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry, I’m a lifelong midwesterner and we just got our first Jack in the Box recently. American cheese on tacos…?
I've been seeing this video a few times and it's super impressive but also why is it better to use one piece of tape? Who cares? Is there a tape shortage? I say the more tape I use, the more I care.
(Yes I have been wrapping all morning and no I am not good at it)
(Yes I have been wrapping all morning and no I am not good at it)
#GVerse 😱 We’ve been wrapping gifts wrong our entire life. In Japan, they only need one piece of tape.👀
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've been seeing this video a few times and it's super impressive but also why is it better to use one piece of tape? Who cares? Is there a tape shortage? I say the more tape I use, the more I care.
(Yes I have been wrapping all morning and no I am not good at it)
(Yes I have been wrapping all morning and no I am not good at it)
I'm just a smidge older than the lot of you
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm just a smidge older than the lot of you
I don’t know why but I always want Sam Darnold to have an apostrophe in his name. D’Arnold. Now he’s sophisticated. He’s French. He’s a Musketeer.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don’t know why but I always want Sam Darnold to have an apostrophe in his name. D’Arnold. Now he’s sophisticated. He’s French. He’s a Musketeer.
When I’m in the middle of dinner and I remember something horrifying from my childhood
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
When I’m in the middle of dinner and I remember something horrifying from my childhood
Maybe this bodes well for my IAGO: ORIGINS script
Beauty and the Beast's Gaston will reportedly be the next Disney villain to get their own live-action spin-off, following in the footsteps of Maleficent and Cruella de Vil. https://bit.ly/4ajns6g
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Maybe this bodes well for my IAGO: ORIGINS script
Just had a lengthy discussion with the 8yo about the ramifications of if the gifts given in "The 12 Days of Christmas" compound with each day; i.e, if by the end of the 12 days you have 12 partridges in pear trees. "What am I supposed to do with all these people? Do I have to pay them?"
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just had a lengthy discussion with the 8yo about the ramifications of if the gifts given in "The 12 Days of Christmas" compound with each day; i.e, if by the end of the 12 days you have 12 partridges in pear trees. "What am I supposed to do with all these people? Do I have to pay them?"
Not the point but why “herds” and not “packs” here? Packs even works because the snow is packed…
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Not the point but why “herds” and not “packs” here? Packs even works because the snow is packed…
I say we save it for 2003 just to be safe
Here it is: the poll to determine the release date of YANKEE HOTEL FOXTROT. Please read the entire form, consider the arguments, laugh at the jokes. The poll runs until 12:01 AM Mon Dec 15. You can change your vote anytime before then. I have tried to turn off the results so that you vote blind.
YANKEE HOTEL FOXTROT: 2001 or 2002? An inquiry.
Here are the facts as we know them:
In late 2000, Wilco entered the studio and began work on what would become YANKEE HOTEL FOXTROT. It was completed in early 2001, and was submitted to their label, ...
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December 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I say we save it for 2003 just to be safe
Fuck it I'm drinking bourbon and watching Spinal Tap tonight. Fuck this shit.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Fuck it I'm drinking bourbon and watching Spinal Tap tonight. Fuck this shit.
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A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
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MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (complimentary)
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (complimentary)
SOLVE ALL MURDERS: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2027)
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
SOLVE ALL MURDERS: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2027)
Taking my son to downtown Chicago for a fun Christmas activity today, so of course my mom is picturing this
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Taking my son to downtown Chicago for a fun Christmas activity today, so of course my mom is picturing this
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Mike Wazowski has suffered a torn Achilles. Devastating season ending injury. Tough one to watch.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mike Wazowski has suffered a torn Achilles. Devastating season ending injury. Tough one to watch.
HO. LEE. SHIT.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
HO. LEE. SHIT.
MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (complimentary)
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (complimentary)
Picking Indiana 80-3. LOCK IT IN, FANDUEL
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Picking Indiana 80-3. LOCK IT IN, FANDUEL
"Be the first to watch Tron: Ares at home" I don't think they really need those last 2 words
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Be the first to watch Tron: Ares at home" I don't think they really need those last 2 words
I have the Kelly Clarkson Christmas song in my head and I do not know the words to it, so I just caught myself singing "This year, da-da da-da-da-da, the Bronx is up and the Battery's down..."
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have the Kelly Clarkson Christmas song in my head and I do not know the words to it, so I just caught myself singing "This year, da-da da-da-da-da, the Bronx is up and the Battery's down..."
I don't know why we're forced to deal with dryers that can apparently just decide our clothes are "dry enough"
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't know why we're forced to deal with dryers that can apparently just decide our clothes are "dry enough"
Safe-ty! Safe-ty! Safe-ty!
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Safe-ty! Safe-ty! Safe-ty!
Chelsea is losing, huh? I guess that’s why they’re not the one called Leeds.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Chelsea is losing, huh? I guess that’s why they’re not the one called Leeds.
I heard Lane Kiffin is about to announce his Panda Express order any moment now
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I heard Lane Kiffin is about to announce his Panda Express order any moment now