Kuzco
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I like everything too much.
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She would have taken him back if he won gold
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
She would have taken him back if he won gold
I think the Patriots need to bring Dante Scarnecchia out of retirement again. One more ride, buddy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I think the Patriots need to bring Dante Scarnecchia out of retirement again. One more ride, buddy.
Best part of the game was the streaker being tackled by a Patriot
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Best part of the game was the streaker being tackled by a Patriot
The Patriots may not have won, but the Jets are the clear losers here and that’s almost a win
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
The Patriots may not have won, but the Jets are the clear losers here and that’s almost a win
Wtf Josh.
Pats brought Thayer Munford on the field for one snap in the first quarter as a sixth offensive lineman, picked up 21 yards, and then never used a sixth lineman again the rest of the game.
The NE offensive game plan was puzzling. 79.1% of snaps in 11 personnel. No game over 70% in regular season. Got dime 53% of the time but still couldn't run.
Zero snaps in empty to try to spread the Seahawks out. Season-low in 21 personnel, 1.5%. One snap in Jumbo.
Just let Seattle play its game.
Zero snaps in empty to try to spread the Seahawks out. Season-low in 21 personnel, 1.5%. One snap in Jumbo.
Just let Seattle play its game.
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Wtf Josh.
Poor Will just got cooked all night.
According to NFL Next Gen Stats, Will Campbell surrendered 14 quarterback pressures in the Super Bowl.
That's the most given up by any player in a single game this season.
That's the most given up by any player in a single game this season.
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Poor Will just got cooked all night.
Drake (derogatory) on Drake (lovingly) crime
Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Drake (derogatory) on Drake (lovingly) crime
Sitting in the Levi Stadium Uber lot, my dad’s response? “Should have put Tom in!”
QB Drake Maye acknowledged that he received a pain-killing injection for his right throwing shoulder before Super Bowl LX.
He made it clear he was “ready to go”; at the same time this adds some context to what he was managing injury-wise.
He made it clear he was “ready to go”; at the same time this adds some context to what he was managing injury-wise.
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Sitting in the Levi Stadium Uber lot, my dad’s response? “Should have put Tom in!”
“Why doesn’t White Castle sponsor the sliding center at the Olympics?” - My mother, marketing genius
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
“Why doesn’t White Castle sponsor the sliding center at the Olympics?” - My mother, marketing genius
I am going to the Super Bowl. Insane. Trying to find a special jersey to celebrate this amazing thing. You can ONLY get a Drake Maye jersey by the Super Bowl. All I want is a Gonzalez jersey. Fanatics is the worst.
From @theathletic.com: The apparel company Fanatics apologized after Patriots and Seahawks fans voiced dissatisfaction with the quality and availability of jerseys ahead of the Super Bowl.
Fanatics apologizes over ‘unprecedented challenges’ of Super Bowl 60 merchandise
Patriots and Seahawks fans have voiced dissatisfaction with the quality and availability of jerseys ahead of the Super Bowl.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I am going to the Super Bowl. Insane. Trying to find a special jersey to celebrate this amazing thing. You can ONLY get a Drake Maye jersey by the Super Bowl. All I want is a Gonzalez jersey. Fanatics is the worst.
Here’s the thing, I don’t think Kraft should be in the Hall before Bill and Tom. But it’s crazy if this was really a case of vote splitting between him and Bill. There’s a reason you don’t put Cynthia and Arians in the lead actress category.
Robert Kraft joins Bill Belichick among the Patriots legends denied Hall of Fame induction in 2026.
Patriots owner Robert Kraft misses out on Hall of Fame again
Like Bill Belichick, Kraft also did not garner enough support among voters.
www.patspulpit.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Here’s the thing, I don’t think Kraft should be in the Hall before Bill and Tom. But it’s crazy if this was really a case of vote splitting between him and Bill. There’s a reason you don’t put Cynthia and Arians in the lead actress category.
Slay queen! Because it’s still 2018
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Slay queen! Because it’s still 2018
Jack “I’m Rockin With Mark Because He Rockin With Us” Antonoff
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Jack “I’m Rockin With Mark Because He Rockin With Us” Antonoff
“I’m not here to say poor me but… whatever” - Cher, the only person we should ever let be at award shows
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“I’m not here to say poor me but… whatever” - Cher, the only person we should ever let be at award shows
LAURYN AND WYCLEF TOGETHER. THEY KNOW WE NEEDED THIS.
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
LAURYN AND WYCLEF TOGETHER. THEY KNOW WE NEEDED THIS.
The Ozzy and D’Angelo tributes are incredible.
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The Ozzy and D’Angelo tributes are incredible.
Pete Wentz better be featured in this Pharrell feature I stg.
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Pete Wentz better be featured in this Pharrell feature I stg.
This In Memoriam better just be Catherine O’Hara in A Mighty Wind and Nightmare Before Christmas or else I quit
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This In Memoriam better just be Catherine O’Hara in A Mighty Wind and Nightmare Before Christmas or else I quit
Not promoting Lauryn Hill’s performance until she’s in the building is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Well played, Grammys.
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Not promoting Lauryn Hill’s performance until she’s in the building is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Well played, Grammys.
Bad Bunny is the dude.
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Bad Bunny is the dude.
THE RISE AND FALL OF REGGIE JENKINS HAS THE JUICE
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
THE RISE AND FALL OF REGGIE JENKINS HAS THE JUICE
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I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
Saying you’d rather vote for Kraft is a cop-out. You get three votes in this category. And none of the senior candidates are more impactful than Bill, I’m sorry to those men.
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Saying you’d rather vote for Kraft is a cop-out. You get three votes in this category. And none of the senior candidates are more impactful than Bill, I’m sorry to those men.
I literally forgot Bill Polian existed and I’m thrilled I have a healthy way to channel my rage. By absolutely destroying an octogenarian.
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I literally forgot Bill Polian existed and I’m thrilled I have a healthy way to channel my rage. By absolutely destroying an octogenarian.
THE GUY WHO MASTERMINDED THE MOMENT THAT WILL BE REPLAYED FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS LEADING UP TO THE SUPER BOWL
IS SOMEHOW NOT A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER?!
Kick rocks, Canton.
IS SOMEHOW NOT A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER?!
Kick rocks, Canton.
a football player wearing a jersey with the number 3 on it
Alt: Malcolm Butler intercepts Russell Wilson to win the 2014 Super Bowl for the Patriots
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
THE GUY WHO MASTERMINDED THE MOMENT THAT WILL BE REPLAYED FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS LEADING UP TO THE SUPER BOWL
IS SOMEHOW NOT A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER?!
Kick rocks, Canton.
IS SOMEHOW NOT A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER?!
Kick rocks, Canton.