kurt
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kurt
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I press buttons and do things and stuff
https://kurtw.dev
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My achievements for the year 2025 include:

- metabolising oxygen, water and food to produce energy
- still having a (mostly) viable metabolism at the end of the year
- planning to continue metabolising in 2026
- not going insane and walking off a cliff in to the ocean
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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ICE is breaking up families on Christmas. So here are a few of their NY state license plates:

GSS2913
JCF8459
JGA1701
KDF4175
KHB9009
KRB7044
KTS7406
KTY4420
KVC9143
KVF9689
KWC9119
KWC9143
KWL5836
KWX9632
KXX2516
KZF3496
LBJ8897
LBX2697
LDY3457
LEN4816
LJB8929
LJN1327
LJN1370
LXT1388

More soon!
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What has higher uptime this month: a s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶ floor pc in my bedroom, or @cloudflare.social?
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I, for one, hate having a skeleton and welcome our new moopsy overlords.
a cartoon character says moopsy in front of a hand
ALT: a cartoon character says moopsy in front of a hand
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Domestic airports imply the existence of feral airports
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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DoorDash block time to deal with the consequences of your order
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Perfect time to do some crime
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
another day, another "Duo account is disabled"
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Holy shit
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
rest in piss Kirk
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
All of the Helluva Boss songs are on Spotify now: open.spotify.com/artist/30cRk...
Helluva Boss
open.spotify.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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I will never understand a mentality this utterly, eagerly servile to the worst figures on the planet.
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
New hobby: go through marketing/tracking etc companies on linkedin, find their tracking api endpoints, and submit them to easylist
September 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
guess who just spent 2 days debugging a weird floating point inaccuracy issue before they realized they had loaded old data in the qemu buildroot?
August 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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"Our nation already passed the tipping point where we might hope to match the deliberative bicameral legislative process of, say, shore crabs."
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
WASHINGTON—Describing the shift as a troubling indicator for the health of the nation’s system of governance, watchdog group Freedom House published a report Wednesday downgrading the United States fr...
theonion.com
August 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Expanse has like, the highest concentration of ladies I wish would bully me, of any show

Ergo it's actually the very most woke
July 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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There have been plenty of horrendous days for America and today is no exception. What a horrific, sadistic, and stupid bill. I have nothing to express but anger and sorrow at this moment.
July 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The only King I acknowledge
June 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Going to try modding the pinebuds firmware
June 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM