using a hair color remover works realllllllllly well, in my experience! it’ll make your hair a little dry, but not like bleach. just do a good conditioning treatment afterward (i usually just saturate my hair in conditioner, put it up in a bun, and sleep with it in). no need to buy anything special!

PERFECT that was my next recommendation

yes but only if you put an american flag decal across the entirety of the back window. oh and probably a “come and get em” sticker with guns on it.

thoughts and prayers 🥲

and 19% poodle 💀💀💀

henlo fren here is one validation 🫶🏼

hellllllll yeah!

i love that!! it’s so simple; i don’t see why people don’t default to “they”

i love that! i would be drunk with power, knowing i was the gatekeeper of verbiage.

yissssss doing the lord’s work out here 👏🏼

honestly i assume everyone is gay until i’m told otherwise

it’s hard times over here, especially being a blue voter in a heavily red state 🥲

*gestures at entire administration*

no but for real it’s kinda like when you get to cross something off of your to do list. instant dopamine rush

hi friend! missed you love you sending hugs

yesssssssssssss! can i add some names to that list? 👀

1. left for good (by far my favorite so far)
2. specter
3. dying to love
4. impose

good to know!

can’t believe i get to exist in a world where there’s a product that has the words dick AND pud on it. sometimes life is beautiful innit