kristen
@kstratt.bsky.social
got dat tiddy cancer but the jokes are fun to make
we got this giant oaf’s dna results in and i’m cry-laughing that he has NO great dane but has 1% chihuahua. must be why he’s such a little bitch lmao
(p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs)
(p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs)
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
we got this giant oaf’s dna results in and i’m cry-laughing that he has NO great dane but has 1% chihuahua. must be why he’s such a little bitch lmao
(p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs)
(p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs)
man anemia is so weird. like what do you mean i’m winded and my legs are burning after going up and down three steps????
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
man anemia is so weird. like what do you mean i’m winded and my legs are burning after going up and down three steps????
why do we continue to use “he or she,” when we have this awesome little gender all encompassing term like “they?” this is something that’s bothered me for a long time. “they” is is shorter. it’s more inclusive. yet we still use “he or she” in the year 2025?? rude
thank you for coming to my ted talk
thank you for coming to my ted talk
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
why do we continue to use “he or she,” when we have this awesome little gender all encompassing term like “they?” this is something that’s bothered me for a long time. “they” is is shorter. it’s more inclusive. yet we still use “he or she” in the year 2025?? rude
thank you for coming to my ted talk
thank you for coming to my ted talk
just saw someone say “i want a diet coke but i want it to be pink” and now i also want a pink diet coke can you imagine how cute???????
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
just saw someone say “i want a diet coke but i want it to be pink” and now i also want a pink diet coke can you imagine how cute???????
still feeling salty that my medical chart lists anorexia as one of my diagnoses, just because i’m currently underweight. like bruh i assure you it is not on purpose cancer has been mean to me these past seven months give me a breakkkkkk
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
still feeling salty that my medical chart lists anorexia as one of my diagnoses, just because i’m currently underweight. like bruh i assure you it is not on purpose cancer has been mean to me these past seven months give me a breakkkkkk
already shared on ig but hey why not memorialize my spotify wrapped on good ole bluesky i guess. i’ll give y’all a moment to recover from the shock of my top artist
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
already shared on ig but hey why not memorialize my spotify wrapped on good ole bluesky i guess. i’ll give y’all a moment to recover from the shock of my top artist
there are multiple crying/angry children on this flight and we haven’t even taken off yet. might be emergency ejecting myself shortly
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
there are multiple crying/angry children on this flight and we haven’t even taken off yet. might be emergency ejecting myself shortly
it’s 39 degrees out and this lady just asked if they had any outside seating available. girl what
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
it’s 39 degrees out and this lady just asked if they had any outside seating available. girl what
have y’all watched this yet? you should watch it. and if you already have, watch it again 😍😍😍😍
youtu.be/EGB3xoa7Cus?...
youtu.be/EGB3xoa7Cus?...
The Home Team - Live From Abbey Road Studios [Full Performance Featurette]
YouTube video by Thriller Records
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
have y’all watched this yet? you should watch it. and if you already have, watch it again 😍😍😍😍
youtu.be/EGB3xoa7Cus?...
youtu.be/EGB3xoa7Cus?...
when you’re feeling icky and your mom calls you so you cry because, you know, mom 🥲
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
when you’re feeling icky and your mom calls you so you cry because, you know, mom 🥲
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im like if a twink was a girl
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
im like if a twink was a girl
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
congrats to trump on being the first out(ed) lgbt president lmao 😌
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
congrats to trump on being the first out(ed) lgbt president lmao 😌
did y’all know they make hello kitty pimple patches?!?!?!? day made
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
did y’all know they make hello kitty pimple patches?!?!?!? day made
NYC THE CITY THAT YOU ARE
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
NYC THE CITY THAT YOU ARE
hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months
Calling all friends of @kstratt.bsky.social we need help getting this circulated! Share away, donate if you can, keep talking about her. Things have been tough lately, we spend last night in the ER again & we are on the hunt to get her the very best care possible. www.gofundme.com/f/help-krist...
Donate to Help Kristen’s fight!, organized by Beth Stratton
For those who may not know me, I would first like to thank you for taking the time to open my page… Beth Stratton needs your support for Help Kristen’s fight!
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months
beth uses crispy r’s and it sends a shiver down my spine (derogatory)
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
beth uses crispy r’s and it sends a shiver down my spine (derogatory)
what the fuck is up with people getting comfortable again saying r*tard?? 0/10 do not like
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
what the fuck is up with people getting comfortable again saying r*tard?? 0/10 do not like
when you put your library on shuffle and you’re reminded that your music taste is *chefs kiss*
a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands
ALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
when you put your library on shuffle and you’re reminded that your music taste is *chefs kiss*
Reposted by kristen
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
jesus christ i hate this administration so goddamn much how the fuck are there this many horrible people in power
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
jesus christ i hate this administration so goddamn much how the fuck are there this many horrible people in power
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
Reposted by kristen
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.