Chris B., The Black Kryptonian
@kryptonianblerd.bsky.social
I’m just a Cleveland-based Superman Geek who’s trying to make the world better for Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.
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I don’t have any ideas for what I want my first message to be other than, “Hi, my name is Chris! Welcome to my safe haven, I hope you enjoy my company!”
Spoilers for “Wicked” (musical and movie)
I might be too woke to watch “Wicked: For Good” because you mean the moral of that damn story is that a powerful Woman of Color (Green) has to be a scapegoat so that a Whyte Woman (Pink) with no natural talent can be empowered to save the day?! DAFUQ?!
I might be too woke to watch “Wicked: For Good” because you mean the moral of that damn story is that a powerful Woman of Color (Green) has to be a scapegoat so that a Whyte Woman (Pink) with no natural talent can be empowered to save the day?! DAFUQ?!
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Spoilers for “Wicked” (musical and movie)
I might be too woke to watch “Wicked: For Good” because you mean the moral of that damn story is that a powerful Woman of Color (Green) has to be a scapegoat so that a Whyte Woman (Pink) with no natural talent can be empowered to save the day?! DAFUQ?!
I might be too woke to watch “Wicked: For Good” because you mean the moral of that damn story is that a powerful Woman of Color (Green) has to be a scapegoat so that a Whyte Woman (Pink) with no natural talent can be empowered to save the day?! DAFUQ?!
Listen, since the Dept. of Education wanna say that Nursing isn’t a “Professional” Degree. I’m just gonna go ahead and play some Ass-Shaking Music while I chart and be REALLY unprofessional, since they don’t give a fuck.
Chess, not Checkers.
(Related Pic attached for flavor)
Chess, not Checkers.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Listen, since the Dept. of Education wanna say that Nursing isn’t a “Professional” Degree. I’m just gonna go ahead and play some Ass-Shaking Music while I chart and be REALLY unprofessional, since they don’t give a fuck.
Chess, not Checkers.
(Related Pic attached for flavor)
Chess, not Checkers.
(Related Pic attached for flavor)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
My boyfriend ran a three-session “Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected” TTRPG Session for me! And, yes, it was as sci-fi bonkers (non-derogatory), gay, and magical as you’d expect an #Interstitial2E would be!
(Spoilers with no context)
(Spoilers with no context)
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My boyfriend ran a three-session “Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected” TTRPG Session for me! And, yes, it was as sci-fi bonkers (non-derogatory), gay, and magical as you’d expect an #Interstitial2E would be!
(Spoilers with no context)
(Spoilers with no context)
Not only did my man welcome me in his home for a week, fed me a lovely meal, gave me this best birthday spread, but he’s running a one-shot for me, getting me into some new music, and inspiring some writing outta me! Now I gotta LOCK IN to get on this level! (W/ @antoniustiberius.bsky.social)
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not only did my man welcome me in his home for a week, fed me a lovely meal, gave me this best birthday spread, but he’s running a one-shot for me, getting me into some new music, and inspiring some writing outta me! Now I gotta LOCK IN to get on this level! (W/ @antoniustiberius.bsky.social)
I forgot to bet on which niche celebrity dressed up in a fucked up Charlie Kirk costume and wondered why they’re getting cancelled.
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I forgot to bet on which niche celebrity dressed up in a fucked up Charlie Kirk costume and wondered why they’re getting cancelled.
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
😫-Everyone’s dropping but him!
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
😫-Everyone’s dropping but him!
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Holiday Gift (?)
@antoniustiberius.bsky.social
@antoniustiberius.bsky.social
#VintageToyTuesday
#UniversalMonsters
2002 Sideshow Universal Monsters Silver Screen Editions
Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster
#UniversalMonsters
2002 Sideshow Universal Monsters Silver Screen Editions
Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Holiday Gift (?)
@antoniustiberius.bsky.social
@antoniustiberius.bsky.social
It’s been a year since my husband passed.
…that’s it, that’s the post.
…that’s it, that’s the post.
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s been a year since my husband passed.
…that’s it, that’s the post.
…that’s it, that’s the post.
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when you get your two friend groups together and they all get along
May 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
when you get your two friend groups together and they all get along
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It’s 0530. And all I can think about is how I’m gonna have Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto Shippuden, The Patchwork Girl from Oz, and (I’m guessing) That Dynamite Expert from Disney’s “Atlantis” fight off Eldritch monsters made of TV static to save Ash Katchem and Pikachu. #Interstitial2E
October 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It’s 0530. And all I can think about is how I’m gonna have Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto Shippuden, The Patchwork Girl from Oz, and (I’m guessing) That Dynamite Expert from Disney’s “Atlantis” fight off Eldritch monsters made of TV static to save Ash Katchem and Pikachu. #Interstitial2E
Shoutout to Mike Podsmith, game developer for Cyberpunk:Red, for giving me an outline template to help me whip up a script for my one-shot. Because having your brain spin its wheels at 2AM is, shockingly, not good for your mental health at work.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Shoutout to Mike Podsmith, game developer for Cyberpunk:Red, for giving me an outline template to help me whip up a script for my one-shot. Because having your brain spin its wheels at 2AM is, shockingly, not good for your mental health at work.
So.. I, jokingly said that I’d run an Interstitial 2E one-shot to my D&D Discord server, thinking that I could delete it after I made some coffee to wake up. I forgot that my DM is on opposite time zones and read it. Now I’ve GOTTA do it because I’m too stubborn to back out!
SEND HELP!
SEND HELP!
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
ALT: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So.. I, jokingly said that I’d run an Interstitial 2E one-shot to my D&D Discord server, thinking that I could delete it after I made some coffee to wake up. I forgot that my DM is on opposite time zones and read it. Now I’ve GOTTA do it because I’m too stubborn to back out!
SEND HELP!
SEND HELP!
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😐: WELP. Not exactly what I wanted to see on my way to work tonight but I guess I’m gonna be downloading a new app to learn.
Welp
That’s the “Feds are monitoring all Discord activity” canary dead in a cage.
On par with the DoD IP address ranges accessing image URLs the day of Skype‘s switchover to MS infrastructure
signal.org/download/
That’s the “Feds are monitoring all Discord activity” canary dead in a cage.
On par with the DoD IP address ranges accessing image URLs the day of Skype‘s switchover to MS infrastructure
signal.org/download/
September 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
😐: WELP. Not exactly what I wanted to see on my way to work tonight but I guess I’m gonna be downloading a new app to learn.
Hot Take: I’m actually having a headache trying to give that “Permanent Baby Teeth”-Having-Ass Whyte Man a single one of my nonexistent Fucks for him.
I don’t know, “Talk shit, get hit. Amen.”
I don’t know, “Talk shit, get hit. Amen.”
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hot Take: I’m actually having a headache trying to give that “Permanent Baby Teeth”-Having-Ass Whyte Man a single one of my nonexistent Fucks for him.
I don’t know, “Talk shit, get hit. Amen.”
I don’t know, “Talk shit, get hit. Amen.”