The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody.
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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody.
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Newly elected Reform MP for East Wiltshire. Proud to represent traditional British values and fight the Westminster Elite.
Parody, obviously.

You might like to follow my normal account at thinkersdelight.bsky.social
Utter nonsense. Equally nonsensical to claim that the chair of the local party quit in protest.

Good riddance to the washed up old fart. Anyone failing to show me respect is crushed like a bug.

I’m Danny Kruger. And I will rule all of you.

www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/1801502...
Tory party chairman resigns just days before candidate vote
THE chairman of Devizes Constituency Conservative Party Brigadier Peter Sharpe has resigned just days before members meet to select a new…
www.salisburyjournal.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And this is why Richard must be Chancellor. Anything else would be a democratic outrage.
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think you’ve forgotten where I went to school - Eton. Let’s stop this discussion before you embarrass yourself any further.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh I understand that Gully sometimes attracts mockery for his simian speech patterns, peculiar bluster and unfortunate accent. But in reality he is a fine man. Usually upstanding and loyal to a fault. And he’s a hoot at parties. Just watch his elephant impression! Never has a scrotum done so much.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Quiet, please. That’s no way to be talking about our next Chancellor.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Foolishness and playground noise.

The point here of course is that my friend Gully and the other two have been attracted by my intellect and political vigour. I am a honey pot for political leaders and will lead us to glory.

I’m Danny Kruger.

Say my name.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Three former Tory MPs defect to Farage’s Reform
One says he believes the Conservative Party has ‘lost touch with the people it was meant to serve’
www.independent.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
quite new then
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank you for agreeing that Labour and the Conservatives have both failed, and failed badly. It is now time for Reform. Your support is much appreciated.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Bless you
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Clearly just irresponsible troublemaking.
I can think of plenty of innocent reasons for shouting “gas them”, and if you weren’t so blinded by prejudice then you probably could as well.

Leave Mr Farage alone and let him get on with the vital work of scouring the country. It’s what the people want.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I throw a tremendous short-crust
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“flag shaggers” is rather a poor name for English patriots who love our great Flag and would simply ask the question of whether there are too many funny looking, funny sounding people making daily life more expensive.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Nonsense. It will simply encourage the feckless, undeserving poor to copulate more and to waste even more of our money on their worthless, unproductive offspring, nine of whom will ever amount to anything.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m surprised that anyone would admit to such miserable housing arrangements. Why not just move somewhere nicer?
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yet another outrage against democracy!
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I pity the womenfolk of Wiltshire that they cannot all enjoy me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bitty
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM