Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato
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Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato
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Krista D. Ball is an award winning Canadian author who hasn't met a potato she didn't like.

Krista's motto: don't let the randos steal your joy. She posts on reddit: she's been called worse by better than you.

kristadball.com for books, contact, etc.
I opened mine up for 36 hours!

...then started discourse fifteen minutes.

Why am I like this 😭
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That seems on brand lol

A few days ago, people followed me just to tell me Diet Pepsi was awful. And...okay? lolol good for you I guess
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh yeah! Homemade pizza perogies! Like come on
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm running out to the pig farm next month, and I asked her to make sure there are two bags of the pizza perogies from her neighbour waiting for me 😅
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kielbas...

I got the local variety that is ready to eat.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The only reason I upgraded my last phone was because Google contacted me in a giant panic about how I had one of the phones that might catch fire and offered me a giant discount off a replacement upgrade lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I just saw this has 2400 likes, and that's why I turned off all forms of notifications on this website like a month ago lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not the cap, but that safety ring thingy you pull off. He loves that thing
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato
Took my dog to emergency vet after theee days of diarrhea that didn't want to resolve on its own. Large vet bill couple hours later, they diagnosed her with "dietary indiscretion". Damned if she didn't take that as a challenge 😳
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have over 7000 followers. I do not want to pick on some 19 year old trans kid with 150 followers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
IT IS A MYSTERY FOR THE PAWS
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They've given him an antibiotic shot that lasts two weeks (bc his surgery is on the 17th), and no one can risk his mouth getting infected.

But also, literally diagnosed with "doing something he shouldn't have been"

😭😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every so often you need to do a good blocking event. Cleanses the soul
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM