Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato
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Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato
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Krista D. Ball is an award winning Canadian author who hasn't met a potato she didn't like.

Krista's motto: don't let the randos steal your joy. She posts on reddit: she's been called worse by better than you.

kristadball.com for books, contact, etc.
The cat who died (but got better) thought I hadn't spent enough money, so finishing up an emergency vet appointment to be diagnosed with "very swollen lip, probably was doing something he shouldn't have"

🙄
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He lives in Montreal. Famous for not having access to literature.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
library of alexandria 💀
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Grabbed you a couple of screenshots from my dashboard.

it's by reading minutes in "clumps" of 300 minutes. So it's hard to explain the math sometimes lol but re-reads count on Kobo Plus, and the "300 minutes" is culminative, so you get paid for each clump as you hit it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey, can folks also look at this *amazing* anthology by @tychebooks.bsky.social that keeps being pirated every time it goes semi-viral on the internet: Swashbuckling Cats

Link with buy links all over the internet: tychebooks.com/swashbucklin...
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
okay kids, let's test this thing
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Does muting the wave emoji auto mute every bio with it? I know it used to avoid bios, but maybe it doesn't anymore asking for a friend who is me😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
WHY NO SECONDS. VERY HUNGRY
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is the Botanical Garden Lego. It's about 1/4 done, so it's mostly still just the building set up.

HOWEVER there is a secret frog living in the water basement that has been covered with floor now. He has plants to keep him happy
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hilarious understatement there, CBC
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
For the old Twitter followers: Kelly (2019)
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Chili is going well. I'll let it cook a bit more than I'll let it cool before getting into the containers to bring over.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Lol it's just I dunno chili? Lol it's for my step sons to go in their freezer so that they can have quick suppers. I got a whack of containers that goes back and forth lol
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nice try motherfucker

you don't get to show up and call me a fucking bitch without me blasting your face all over this site.

Do you people really think this is my first day on the internet? I posted on reddit for over a decade. Fuck you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Go fuck yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I would like to take this moment to thank Donald J. Trump. Without him, I would never have discovered Marie Sharp's Green Habanero pepper sauce.

This is the first hot sauce I've ever tried that a) I liked and b) didn't give me horrific heart burn.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
PEPPERMINT MOCHA SEASON BITCHES
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
lololol WHY DO I ATTRACT THESE PEOPLE
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lol fuck off out of my mentions you dork
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I continue to ask what the actual hell is wrong with people on this website?
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The front page of CBC today
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why are you people like this?
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I made a dude with a leaf blower 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm putting together one of my Christmas Lego sets 🤣

Like, from last Christmas lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM