KrisRobocop
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Looking/feeling California/Minnesota
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Godzilla poster and promotional art by Noriyoshi Ohrai (1935-2015)
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Godzilla poster and promotional art by Noriyoshi Ohrai (1935-2015)
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"am I human... or Boomer?" is the real question at the heart of cyberpunk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkR...
February 6, 2026 at 8:59 AM
"am I human... or Boomer?" is the real question at the heart of cyberpunk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkR...
You know, sometimes I feel like the only person out there on a Thursday evening clapping for our NHS.
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
You know, sometimes I feel like the only person out there on a Thursday evening clapping for our NHS.
This is beautiful. This is art.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
This is beautiful. This is art.
Teams needs to know your location. No it disnae.
This web page wants to send notifications. Aye, I'll fucking bet it does.
Please accept these cookies. Fuck off, grass.
This web page wants to send notifications. Aye, I'll fucking bet it does.
Please accept these cookies. Fuck off, grass.
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Teams needs to know your location. No it disnae.
This web page wants to send notifications. Aye, I'll fucking bet it does.
Please accept these cookies. Fuck off, grass.
This web page wants to send notifications. Aye, I'll fucking bet it does.
Please accept these cookies. Fuck off, grass.
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Thread. OMG.
317 years ago today, after being stuck there for four years and four months, Alexander Selkirk was rescued from Más a Tierra – now known as Robinson Crusoe Island, because he inspired Defoe’s novel. The book, though, omits to mention one of the ways he passed his time: by fucking goats 🧵
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Thread. OMG.
Labour party are a shower of fucking cowards.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Labour party are a shower of fucking cowards.
I will be dead in my grave before I accept Mini Maggit as the first track of White Pony.
January 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I will be dead in my grave before I accept Mini Maggit as the first track of White Pony.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 22nd.
a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .
ALT: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
January 22nd.
Big shout out to the woman in Tesco buying just loads of wet wipes and cider. You are sound but I wouldn't like to clean out your cage.
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Big shout out to the woman in Tesco buying just loads of wet wipes and cider. You are sound but I wouldn't like to clean out your cage.
People on this app need to stop making jokes about trump dying. I read something then check the news.
Although, to be fair, I will never not check.
Although, to be fair, I will never not check.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
People on this app need to stop making jokes about trump dying. I read something then check the news.
Although, to be fair, I will never not check.
Although, to be fair, I will never not check.
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Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
What now? More events? Get tae fuck.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
What now? More events? Get tae fuck.
Get thee to a Jeffries tube. Send tweet
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Get thee to a Jeffries tube. Send tweet
I managed to read 26 books this year. Some good. Some bad. Some interesting. Some weird. By far the most I have read in a year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I managed to read 26 books this year. Some good. Some bad. Some interesting. Some weird. By far the most I have read in a year.
Algorithm? You're worried about an Algorithm? You should worry about me, ahl-go-mental!
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Algorithm? You're worried about an Algorithm? You should worry about me, ahl-go-mental!
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Here is a reminder that the Yule Cat will eat you unless you get some new clothes before Christmas.
Get new duds or die.
Get new duds or die.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Here is a reminder that the Yule Cat will eat you unless you get some new clothes before Christmas.
Get new duds or die.
Get new duds or die.
This Christmas I hope I get a new car. If I get a new car I will go out and do Tokyo Drifts. I'll Tokyo Drift it all around.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This Christmas I hope I get a new car. If I get a new car I will go out and do Tokyo Drifts. I'll Tokyo Drift it all around.
Exciting day. First Yule Lad visits today.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Exciting day. First Yule Lad visits today.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there