Kris Kohoutek
@kriskohoutek.bsky.social
Space Dog grounded for poor-quality celestial behaviour. Amateur writer and music geek, should be old enough to know better but hey what the heck. UK, He/Him. pfp by https://artdexo2000.bsky.social/
Oh absolutely now please!
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh absolutely now please!
Ah, that’s lovely! And another sighting of Thom’s never-removed socks - does he hold a sweaty secret within that hosiery? Or is it just bunions?
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ah, that’s lovely! And another sighting of Thom’s never-removed socks - does he hold a sweaty secret within that hosiery? Or is it just bunions?
Puff The Magic Dragon! Proustian Rush activated! I wouldn’t have been able to leave that VHS pile empty-handed
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Puff The Magic Dragon! Proustian Rush activated! I wouldn’t have been able to leave that VHS pile empty-handed
"Crude language and disrespectful comments without constructive purpose", apparently - I've no idea what the definition of that would be, so I'd better be careful or I'll be in trouble :)
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Crude language and disrespectful comments without constructive purpose", apparently - I've no idea what the definition of that would be, so I'd better be careful or I'll be in trouble :)
Well at least now I know turning off the “rude” flag works! Although deliberate rudeposting to test the moderation could count as “constructive purpose”, I suppose . . .
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Well at least now I know turning off the “rude” flag works! Although deliberate rudeposting to test the moderation could count as “constructive purpose”, I suppose . . .
Also used on the cover of this great album by one of my favourite bands
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Also used on the cover of this great album by one of my favourite bands
Miracles do occasionally happen, I’m told :)
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Miracles do occasionally happen, I’m told :)
Watch out, those biscuits look feisty!
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Watch out, those biscuits look feisty!
This is fantastic, I've been watching it on a loop for ten minutes and I don't want to turn it off
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is fantastic, I've been watching it on a loop for ten minutes and I don't want to turn it off
Deer are great! There are Roe Deer and little Muntjacs living in the woods near me, and I sometimes see them running around in the undergrowth early in the morning when there’s no-one else around. Sadly they’re a bit nervous so there’s no opportunity to boop them
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Deer are great! There are Roe Deer and little Muntjacs living in the woods near me, and I sometimes see them running around in the undergrowth early in the morning when there’s no-one else around. Sadly they’re a bit nervous so there’s no opportunity to boop them
These are great! And it's always good to see some Biollante fan art!
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
These are great! And it's always good to see some Biollante fan art!
Absolutely! We also gave the world this, of course:
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Absolutely! We also gave the world this, of course:
I have the “Butterfly Ball” album with that song on! I remember this being shown a few times as a five-minute filler between TV programmes in the UK when I was very little, before Paul McCartney’s Frog Chorus came along and usurped it
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have the “Butterfly Ball” album with that song on! I remember this being shown a few times as a five-minute filler between TV programmes in the UK when I was very little, before Paul McCartney’s Frog Chorus came along and usurped it
Exactly that. FOMO seems to be the main driving force behind tech right now (apart from good ol’ capitalism, obv), and it’s not a pretty sight
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Exactly that. FOMO seems to be the main driving force behind tech right now (apart from good ol’ capitalism, obv), and it’s not a pretty sight
It’s all just Investment Bait isn’t it? “Think how much money you could make in some vague and unspecified future if you just give us loads of dosh *now*, don’t worry about whether we can actually do that thing you’re paying us for.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It’s all just Investment Bait isn’t it? “Think how much money you could make in some vague and unspecified future if you just give us loads of dosh *now*, don’t worry about whether we can actually do that thing you’re paying us for.”
An excellent discovery! It almost looks like the Panther is about to start pole dancing
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
An excellent discovery! It almost looks like the Panther is about to start pole dancing