Kris Kohoutek
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Kris Kohoutek
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Space Dog grounded for poor-quality celestial behaviour. Amateur writer and music geek, should be old enough to know better but hey what the heck. UK, He/Him. pfp by https://artdexo2000.bsky.social/
Oh absolutely now please!
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ah, that’s lovely! And another sighting of Thom’s never-removed socks - does he hold a sweaty secret within that hosiery? Or is it just bunions?
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Puff The Magic Dragon! Proustian Rush activated! I wouldn’t have been able to leave that VHS pile empty-handed
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
"Crude language and disrespectful comments without constructive purpose", apparently - I've no idea what the definition of that would be, so I'd better be careful or I'll be in trouble :)
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well at least now I know turning off the “rude” flag works! Although deliberate rudeposting to test the moderation could count as “constructive purpose”, I suppose . . .
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Also used on the cover of this great album by one of my favourite bands
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Miracles do occasionally happen, I’m told :)
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Watch out, those biscuits look feisty!
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This is fantastic, I've been watching it on a loop for ten minutes and I don't want to turn it off
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Deer are great! There are Roe Deer and little Muntjacs living in the woods near me, and I sometimes see them running around in the undergrowth early in the morning when there’s no-one else around. Sadly they’re a bit nervous so there’s no opportunity to boop them
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
These are great! And it's always good to see some Biollante fan art!
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Absolutely! We also gave the world this, of course:
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have the “Butterfly Ball” album with that song on! I remember this being shown a few times as a five-minute filler between TV programmes in the UK when I was very little, before Paul McCartney’s Frog Chorus came along and usurped it
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Exactly that. FOMO seems to be the main driving force behind tech right now (apart from good ol’ capitalism, obv), and it’s not a pretty sight
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It’s all just Investment Bait isn’t it? “Think how much money you could make in some vague and unspecified future if you just give us loads of dosh *now*, don’t worry about whether we can actually do that thing you’re paying us for.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
An excellent discovery! It almost looks like the Panther is about to start pole dancing
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM