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Kris Keppeler
@kriskeppeler.bsky.social
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Audiobook narrator, actor, voice actor, and podcaster. I love telling "truth is stranger than fiction" stories. Do you have a story for me?

You will find stories by fantastic writers narrated by me on YouTube and my Does This Happen to You podcast.
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Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Good movie alert: The Things You Kill whips! A quiet and cerebral thriller about hating your family and yourself, and coming around on both www.avclub.com/the-things-y...
You'll never be free of The Things You Kill in this twisty, tense thriller
Canadian Oscar entry The Things You Kill watches a Turkish family implode under the weight of their secrets.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Thank You for Giving Me One Trillion Dollars open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #ElonMusk #trilliondollars
Thank You for Giving Me One Trillion Dollars
I know it’s for the sex robots
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November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Being Insulted on the Internet by Strangers open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #humor #stories #cruising
Being Insulted on the Internet by Strangers
On the Lord's day
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November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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People Keep Dying at Disney World open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #Disneyworld #dangerous #story #humor
People Keep Dying at Disney World
Maybe they saw the price of a beer
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November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Get Off My Rock! Lucky penguins #humor #penguins open.substack.com/pub/smoesche...
Get Off My Rock!
Just because the American government isn’t interested in taking care of its citizens doesn’t mean that our animal friends have to suffer the same fate.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (witches, hilariously ranked! Famos Amos cookies, and 1 v. meta true crime) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (witches, hilariously ranked! Famos Amos cookies, and 1 v. meta true crime)
🍭 👂 They killed that old woman who was just trying to live in her candy house 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Portland, US, annyal event known as the "Standup Paddleboard Witch Paddle" #womensart
(Image S.Bugarsky)
Photo of women in witch costumes,black cloaks and pointed hats on paddle boards
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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#Urbanism+DailyQuote

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#Urbanism+DailyQuote “As long as we tell our urban ancestors' stories, no city is ever lost. They live on, in our imaginations and on our public lands, as a promise that no matter how terrible things get, humans always try again.” From: Four Lost Cities: A Secret History of the Urban Age — Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz standing against a blank wall, button down shirt, tie, short hair, glasses, head off to the side a bit
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Silent Disco Killer #silentdisco #horrormovie open.substack.com/pub/claywrit...
Silent Disco Killer
What starts as a night of harmless beats and booze turns into a slow descent into soundproof madness. Here's one horror story you won't hear coming.
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October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (fits, Etsy witchcraft, a cemetery, Satanic Panic) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts #podcasting
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (fits, Etsy witchcraft, a cemetery, Satanic Panic)
🍭 👂 Ghosts don’t vomit, you’re alive. Even though you shouldn’t be. 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom Was Funded by Private Donors. Same Goes for the Crocodile Moat open.substack.com/pub/mcsweene... #LOL #humor #story #laughatauthoritarians
Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom Was Funded by Private Donors. Same Goes for the Crocodile Moat
by Madeline Goetz & Alex Hirz
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October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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316: Hope. Global homicide rates ↓ Deforestation too. Painting with fire. Water from air. Fiji eliminates trachoma. fixthenews.com/p/316-hope-g... #Goodnews #hope
316: Hope. Global homicide rates ↓ Deforestation too. Painting with fire. Water from air. Fiji eliminates trachoma.
Hidden stories of progress from around the world.
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October 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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We still exist open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn... #parenting #life #humore
We still exist
I don't really know what this one is about but there's some Baby-Sitters Club content!
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October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (Vodou, AI delusions, deterministic horror, apologies) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts #WTF
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (Vodou, AI delusions, deterministic horror, apologies)
🍭 👂 I didn’t know the broccoli part thats really interesting 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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October 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Please Sign My Petition to Have Opera at the Super Bowl open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #opera #badbunny #superbowl
Please Sign My Petition to Have Opera at the Super Bowl
I’d rather listen to Luciano Pavarotti dead than any country music singer alive
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October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I’d Like to Apologize to Everyone for Obeying the Speed Limit open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #speeding #humor #tailgating
I’d Like to Apologize to Everyone for Obeying the Speed Limit
I didn’t know I was being tailgated by royalty
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October 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Family time! 💞

#grebe #bird #illustration #digitalart #originalart #animal #animalart #birdwatching #birder #cute #artist
Illustration of Great-crested grebe and it’s chicks
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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315: Shell-shocked. A new era of global health. GenZ ✊🏾 One Piece. Mega-batteries. School is cool. open.substack.com/pub/fixthene... #goodnews
315: Shell-shocked. A new era of global health. GenZ ✊🏾 One Piece. Mega-batteries. School is cool.
Hidden stories of progress from around the world.
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October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I accidentally turned my family into nomads, then promptly lost my mind open.substack.com/pub/pandoras... #funny #story #nomads #renting
I accidentally turned my family into nomads, then promptly lost my mind
Life on the road is not for me
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October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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hello #PortfolioDay
im an illustrator based in the uk. i love to draw things inspired by fantasy themes, fairy tales and ornamental design.
please take a look 🌿

✉️: [email protected]
🛒: www.etsy.com/shop/2ghosts...
🌲 : linktr.ee/2ghosts
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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it’s that time of year again 🍂🍃
four simplistic drawings of a fluffy white dog rolling around in red, yellow, and orange leaves while exclaiming “leaf, leaf”
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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DNA from rum-soaked fishes chronicles century of environmental change | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
DNA from rum-soaked fishes chronicles century of environmental change
Museum specimens collected during a 1907 marine expedition reveal loss of genetic diversity in the Philippines
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October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"We will know as these datasets start emerging of how certain we can be about the extent of carbon removed" ⚒️🧪
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Scientists seek to turbocharge a natural process that cools the Earth
Terradot, a carbon removal company, is using “enhanced rock weathering” to sequester carbon by spreading crushed volcanic rock over farmland.
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October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (cassette tapes, TWO beloved show returns, the scariest thing) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcast #podcasting
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (cassette tapes, TWO beloved show returns, the scariest thing)
🍭 👂 "I guess we pinballers have always been risk takers" 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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October 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM