The biggest tipoff for me should have been that it made only $2m worldwide after release XD

Oh man, *everything*. The pacing was terrible, there was nothing connecting one scene to the next, the acting was wooden as hell, the line deliveries were SUPER slow like everyone was just waking up, the antagonist was just a creepy old dude, and most of Hellboy’s lines were just “fuck this”.

I didn't know her super well, but she and I sat next to each other for the whole school year and we talked music a lot, and she let me use her Walkman on the bus when mine was confiscated so I could listen to music when I didn't have my own way to listen to it XD

I also have a ring that a friend of mine gave to me a couple years later that I've been wearing for 20 years lol

Oh this movie /sucks/ sucks. Okay.

I'm only a little bit sorry uwu

Oh, a thousand percent. Perlman was okay, but he was just playing Ron Perlman like he always does, but this time he's ✨red✨. There was no soul in it, unlike the way Harbour played him. That's not to say I didn't like those movies, but his acting sucks XD

This feels like a movie that was written as a standalone thing and once it was finished they just decided to make it a Hellboy movie and stick it in an existing franchise to get more attention on it, like they did with every Hell raiser movie after the second one.

This poor big dumb lizard is the hardest boss in the game and I refuse to fight him fairly until they patch out this cheese XD

"I have a child and that has become my entire personality" That's cool, I have a house and spend so much time with friends and reading books and shit XD

And then follow it up with "buy my latest album it's heavier metal than you can handle" XD

I'd honestly love to get one. Just show up and be like "yo I'm still the same idiot wearing the same clothes and I draw porn for a living" XD

I've always been super unconfident about my singing, I hate the sound of it in my ears, but I love the feeling of doing it. Any time I get compliments on it, I'm much the same, I don't know how to react or what to do XD