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@kraest.bsky.social
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Juuuust a reminder that I'm always open for commissions and this is indeed how I make all of my income! If you'd like something from me, come drop me a line!
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A commission guide, showing a detailed sketch or a worgen, an inked and coloured gryphon in a jock and harness, a Darkest Dungeon style portrait of a cabbit, an inked greyscale piece of a two headed beast, and a painting of a demon whose head is floating upside-down above his body. 
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Commission price guide
Detailed sketch: $50 /3 hour base
Harness and jock: $100 /4 hour base
Inked greyscale: $100 /4 hour base
Darkest Dungeon: $125 /5 hour base
Fully rendered: $200 /8 hour base
Prices subject to change based on time spent. Listed prices cover a Certain number of hours. Each hour after the base number is priced at $20 per hour. Base prices are based on an average number of hours per piece.
kraest.bsky.social
Fable 3. I wanted to get the good ending, which requires you to have at least 12mil gold by the end of the game, and the only way I could do that was by buying every building in the game for rent income and then letting the game idle while I went to a cafe every day for a week.
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
kraest.bsky.social
I have Bloodborne and Dark Souls tattoos on my right arm and I kinda want to do a Blasphemous tattoo to go along with them
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Damn it [_] leave it alone and get up already, you have woods to cryptid around in!
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[_] doesn't do mornings...or underwear. If he did wear boxer briefs, this is kinda how that would go.
A skulldog with hooves named [_] (pronounced "[_]"), wearing boxer briefs, and because he has a giant fuckin horsecock, his giant fuckin horsecock is sticking out the leg. He's holding a coffee mug in his left hand, and his right hand is resting on his waist. He's looking a little groggy because he just woke up, and he's saying "...mornin".
kraest.bsky.social
This is what I do in my drum streams btw. I play my heart out and put on a show. This is through both tape and gloves.
A hand covered in blisters, all of which have been torn open.
kraest.bsky.social
Okay but like actually seriously though, literally nobody ever comes to my streams. I sit at zero viewers in every one. Just come on by and see if you enjoy yourself, give me one good day
kraest.bsky.social
Basically just eat better and don't do powders.

I'm thankful mine was in the safer ones they tested, but I'm still pretty irked that there's lead in my protein at all lol
kraest.bsky.social
(Yes I was still playing Atari games when the PlayStation and N64 were out. I was very poor, you see)
kraest.bsky.social
I was the kid who sat and watched my friends play games because I wasn’t good enough to play with them, and if I tried, they’d laugh at me because I was so terrible, because they all had N64s or PlayStations and all I had was a Sega and an Atari
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It genuinely surprise me to discover that I’m actually good at a game. Like being able to go a couple of hours before dying the first time in Blasphemous 2, while also getting the “run around the map and collect all the weapons and then go to this mid-game boss within 30 minutes” achievement.
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Inked greyscale commission for @tolgron.bsky.social of his boye Oswald!
A Minotaur sitting outside his trailer in the desert. He’s holding a beer can in his left hand as he looks serenely at the countryside. He’s wearing jeans and an open button up flannel shirt, because how else would he wear a shirt at all with his horns getting in the way of putting a shirt on. A Minotaur sitting outside his trailer in the desert. He’s holding a beer can in his left hand as he looks serenely at the countryside. He’s also buck ass naked and his big ass uncut dick is out. As one does.
kraest.bsky.social
My boyfriend’s pizza is gayphobic because the pepperoni was too stuck in place for me to rearrange them into a heart without tearing them ;3;
kraest.bsky.social
Inked greyscale commission for @tolgron.bsky.social of his boye Oswald!
A Minotaur sitting outside his trailer in the desert. He’s holding a beer can in his left hand as he looks serenely at the countryside. He’s wearing jeans and an open button up flannel shirt, because how else would he wear a shirt at all with his horns getting in the way of putting a shirt on. A Minotaur sitting outside his trailer in the desert. He’s holding a beer can in his left hand as he looks serenely at the countryside. He’s also buck ass naked and his big ass uncut dick is out. As one does.
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As the weather turns colder, Oswald enjoys one last evening outside in his yard with a can of his favourite beer.

Art by @kraest.bsky.social
A picture of Oswald, an anthropometric bull, sat outside his trailer overlooking an arid western USA scene.

He is sat in a folding chair, relaxing with a can of beer. His shirt is open, revealing his chest. Oswald's expression and posture is at ease and content.
kraest.bsky.social
What’s up, this guy has eaten all my food and I can’t afford groceries so adopt him maybe so I can refill my fridge?
kraest.bsky.social
hello would you like a fUCKIN BOYE?? Dante is a good horror boye and would like to go home with you! All you gotta do is adopt him and he's yours!
Reply here or DM me to claim him! :D
A large and VERY muscular horse demon with a skull for a face that shows his carnivorous teeth, posing and flexing. His fur is very dark, almost black grey, and he's covered in rusty reddish orange stripes that almost look like fire but not quite. Also because he's a horse, he's got a giant fuckin horsecock that hangs down to his knees, because why wouldn't he. Text on the image states that his name is Dante and his adoption price is $150
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kraest.bsky.social
hello would you like a fUCKIN BOYE?? Dante is a good horror boye and would like to go home with you! All you gotta do is adopt him and he's yours!
Reply here or DM me to claim him! :D
A large and VERY muscular horse demon with a skull for a face that shows his carnivorous teeth, posing and flexing. His fur is very dark, almost black grey, and he's covered in rusty reddish orange stripes that almost look like fire but not quite. Also because he's a horse, he's got a giant fuckin horsecock that hangs down to his knees, because why wouldn't he. Text on the image states that his name is Dante and his adoption price is $150
kraest.bsky.social
Did you forgo the spoon and just slorp from the bowl tho
That's the important question
kraest.bsky.social
Also shares are super helpful pls do that ilu<3