Someone included this in a group chat, including a screenshot of the first paragraph, and I replied by saying I didn’t share it earlier because I concluded no one I cared about should ever need to read that

yeah, sheesh!
Kinda sounds like they were estranged enough for him to drop a dime on her.

I feel both safe and sated, even if I end up eating whatever kidnapped me.

Yes, I’m watching a romantic anime about eating monsters, big whup, wanna fight about it?