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New album "anomalous broadcast" dropping September 20

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koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · Sep 20
My new album "anomalous broadcast" is out now. 34 minutes of straight bangers available for free download on bandcamp (also available on all streaming services except for spotify):

koolcat.bandcamp.com/album/anomal...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
anomalous broadcast, by Koolcat
11 track album
koolcat.bandcamp.com
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A sports infographic that is cropped to say "JOSH ALLEN: ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY" without further context.
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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SMOKING ON CHIEFS PACK TONIGHT
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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the bills lost to the fucking DOLPHINS how is that even possible those guys are like allergic to winning
a pixelated image of bowser with the words " i 'm actually about to lose it "
ALT: a pixelated image of bowser with the words " i 'm actually about to lose it "
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November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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It's that time of year again...
koolcat.online koolcat.exe @koolcat.online · Oct 22
it is koolcat's special day :3
a very rudimentary 3d model of a cat like humanoid sitting on a wooden chair in front of table with a chocolate cake that has a candle on it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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#SaveSpeech

in a bit of not-bad-news:

Canada's anti-paypros petition has hit over 12k signatures! Y'all are doing great! This one's deadline is October 25th, so keep pumping those numbers in the meantime! Our support has to look as strong as possible!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
koolcat.online
My new album "anomalous broadcast" is out now. 34 minutes of straight bangers available for free download on bandcamp (also available on all streaming services except for spotify):

koolcat.bandcamp.com/album/anomal...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
anomalous broadcast, by Koolcat
11 track album
koolcat.bandcamp.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Doing a live premiere for my new album "anomalous broadcast" on September 20th at midnight EST. Be there or be square :3

youtu.be/3c9UTcbjuH8?...
koolcat - anomalous broadcast (full album)
YouTube video by koolcat
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September 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The wikipedia page for "Crab mentality", otherwise known as "crabs in a bucket mentality"
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A screenshot of a word document. On top, there is the word KOOLCAT written in wingdings in large font. Below this is the following message: After much consideration, I have elected not to put my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” on Spotify. While I am aware that no streaming platform is perfect and end-user hostility is a reality of our modern day techno-dystopia, the majority of platforms are nowhere near as brazenly hostile to artists as Spotify is. Continuing to provide my music for listening on a platform whose CEO actively funds the military industrial complex for the privilege of earning $0.00 off the streams is simply not financially sound, let alone morally justifiable. The album will still be available on other streaming platforms. As always, the best way to support me and my musical endeavors is purchasing the album via Bandcamp. If you are inconvenienced by the album not being on Spotify, or otherwise do not feel like paying for it, send over an email to koolcatmusic@protonmail.com and I will provide you a download code to access it for free. I hope you all enjoy the new tunes once they drop on September 20th! :3 -koolcat
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.

This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
e-6695 (Consumer protection) Keywords Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography E-petition Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario Original language of petition: English Petition details Petition to the House of Commons Whereas: Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content; In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites; As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”; As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo. We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to 1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services; 2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and 3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My new song MACHINERY is now out! :3

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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FRIDAY
September 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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We're so fucking back
GO BILLS
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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thanks for the reminder! the canadian petition is here: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

its open until late october
Screenshot of a web page: e-6695 (Consumer protection) Keywords Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography E-petition Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario Original language of petition: English Petition details Petition to the House of Commons Whereas: Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content; In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites; As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”; As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo. We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to 1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services; 2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and 3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media. History Open for signature August 26, 2025, at 12:44 p.m. (EDT) Closed for signature October 25, 2025, at 12:44 p.m. (EDT)
September 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
koolcat.online
Alright, let's try this again...

"MACHINERY", the second single off my new album "anomalous broadcast", drops September 10th

The full album drops on September 20th

Super excited for y'all to finally hear this :3
A 2 image grid against a white background. The top image is a 3D render of a wooden desk with a laptop on top of it. The laptop has a broken display. The bottom image is the same 3D render of the desk and the laptop except the laptop is now upside down with a hole in it. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit M1 - Laptop (damaged) involved in the distribution of illegal audio material" "Exhibit M2 - Rear of damaged laptop (drive compartment has not been located)"
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Hey Firefox users.
Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
koolcat.online
thank you to everyone who's been keeping up with my musical shenanigans. i'm in a better spot now and should have more to share sooner than later :)
August 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
koolcat.online
Today my EP BIRDZ became 3 years old. Definitely some of the most fun I've had working on a project, check it out if you haven't :3
The cover art for my EP "BIRDZ". The bottom three quarters consist of a heavily pixelated and mostly monochrome photo of two birds against a teal background. The top quarter has a black banner which has the EP title written in ASCII on the left and the tracklist on the right alongside the words "AN EP BY KOOLCAT"
August 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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"I am Spartacus" scene from Spartacus with "I WISH ILL ON JK ROWLING" superimposed in impact font.
August 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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A screenshot of a word document that includes the word "KOOLCAT" in large letters using the wingdings font and the following message below: Due to unexpected personal circumstances, the release of my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” will no longer be taking place on August 15th. It is still slated for release sometime this year, and a new date will be revealed soon. Apologies for any inconvenience and hope to share more music when the time is right. -koolcat
August 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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10 days left until my new album "anomalous broadcast"!!!!!1!

Here is the cover and tracklist :3

Super excited to share all these new tunes with you soon!!!
A 2x2 grid of images against a white background. The top two images are the front and side profile of a low poly, grey, "cat" like creature with a rectangular and slightly beveled head. The head has two white cubes embedded in it, meant to appear as eyes, and a white rectangular prism embedded, which is meant to appear as a mouth. There are two small cones protruding from its head. The cat's body is made up of a similar rectangle, which is also beveled slightly on the top to meet the head. It has two arms, which are represented with non-beveled rectangular prisms. The bottom left image is a 3D modeled white vinyl record sleeve with a hole for the vinyl record label punched out. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. A sticker applied to the top right stating "NEW TUNES FROM KOOLCAT", although the word 'KOOLCAT' is written in the wingdings font, rendering it as a series of emoticon images instead of readable text. The bottom right image is a 3D modeled vinyl record with a center label depicting the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which, when paired with the sleeve in the bottom left image, completes the koolcat logo. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit A,B - Artist/Fugitive" "Exhibit C,D - Illegally distributed materials pertaining to the artist/fugitive" An image of a closeup of a 3D modeled vinyl record sleeve, embedded in a larger image consisting of a white background with some text below of the sleeve image. The sleeve is mostly blank except for a sticker on the top right and a hole for the vinyl record center label with a design surrounding it. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. Inside the hole is the center label of a vinyl record, which depicts the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which is completed with the ears and head from the sleeve design. The sticker has the words "anomalous broadcast" written in wingdings, such that it appears as a series of emoticons rather than english text. Below it, smaller text in the Times New Roman font appears below the wingdings text with the caption "(anomalous broadcast)". In addition, the sticker also lists the album tracklist, which is as follows: 1. EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER 2. WACK 3. BLACK FRIDAY 4. MACHINERY 5. DROPLETS 6. OUT LATE 7. SKILL ISSUE 8. DENIAL OF SERVICE 9. GLIMPSE 10. DRIVING ON CLOUD 11. BIG WINDS AHEAD In the white background section of the image, text appears with the caption "Exhibit E - Rear view of illegally distributed audio material"
August 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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A charismatic and popular employee.

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A white and brown cat inside a store. A white and brown cat inside a store. A human is pinching their cheeks. A white and brown cat inside a store. A human is giving them a hi-five.
August 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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"WACK"

A single off my fifth album "anomalous broadcast"

Out now on YouTube + SoundCloud, coming to streaming services* soon

*except spotify

Check it out: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM