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@konstanho.bsky.social
Fighting Age Male. Staffordshires 6th Best Debonaire. Cycling Bore. Chester FC Supremacist. Lab Coat Wearing Engineer. Pothole Conservationist. Friend To All Dogs.
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· Nov 21
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The Hawk-Eye system that is used in Tennis, Cricket and Football to determine in/out, LBW and Goal-line decisions is not named for the Eye of a Hawk.
It’s named after its inventor, Paul Hawkins.
The Hawk-Eye system that is used in Tennis, Cricket and Football to determine in/out, LBW and Goal-line decisions is not named for the Eye of a Hawk.
It’s named after its inventor, Paul Hawkins.
Ruben Amorim should be tried in The Hague for Crimes Committed Against football for how he made some of these players look shit.
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Ruben Amorim should be tried in The Hague for Crimes Committed Against football for how he made some of these players look shit.
I’ll tell you who you don’t see working in Weather like this. It’s Jehovahs Witnesses. Fair weather god-botherers.
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I’ll tell you who you don’t see working in Weather like this. It’s Jehovahs Witnesses. Fair weather god-botherers.
They blocked Andy Burnham for this by the way.
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
They blocked Andy Burnham for this by the way.
Just thinking about all those people who’ve never been to watch a football match being glued to the telly watching Transfer Deadline day.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just thinking about all those people who’ve never been to watch a football match being glued to the telly watching Transfer Deadline day.
We’ve just decriminalised price fixing fuel, nobody saves money from this.
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Drivers can compare fuel prices at different petrol stations - how does it work?
Pump price changes will have to be shared in a government database within 30 minutes.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We’ve just decriminalised price fixing fuel, nobody saves money from this.
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
The B&Q website and App make my eyes bleed.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The B&Q website and App make my eyes bleed.
I am going to Peterborough today.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I am going to Peterborough today.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
I’ve had to tell the young lad who has just filled a Van up with Petrol instead of Diesel 3 lies.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I’ve had to tell the young lad who has just filled a Van up with Petrol instead of Diesel 3 lies.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
Holy fuck I’m watching Crawley and Duckett bat again.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Holy fuck I’m watching Crawley and Duckett bat again.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
Heard the sad news about the final nail in the coffin for the High Street.
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Heard the sad news about the final nail in the coffin for the High Street.
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
Trying to shitbag so hard that I get a meeting at work cancelled so I can go to Spennymoor away tonight.
There has got to be more to life that his.
There has got to be more to life that his.
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Trying to shitbag so hard that I get a meeting at work cancelled so I can go to Spennymoor away tonight.
There has got to be more to life that his.
There has got to be more to life that his.
Can we get a Social Media ban for people over the age of 60 aswell?
Downing St is poised to launch a consultation into social media restrictions on teenagers, here’s our scoop from Saturday’s FT:
www.ft.com/content/acbe...
www.ft.com/content/acbe...
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Can we get a Social Media ban for people over the age of 60 aswell?
Channel 4 having the AFCON rights for my whole lifetime is peak television safety.
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Channel 4 having the AFCON rights for my whole lifetime is peak television safety.
Why does Dominic Cummings look like Timmy Mallet?
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Why does Dominic Cummings look like Timmy Mallet?
Got up 5 minutes before my alarm there.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Got up 5 minutes before my alarm there.
Terrified to do anything that might stimulate the economy, create jobs, and put smiles on faces.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
Ministers are set to promise a new version of HS2’s cancelled leg between Birmingham and Manchester as part of an overhaul of rail infrastructure in the north
but work won’t begin on this proposed rail line before…2045
www.ft.com/content/a8be...
but work won’t begin on this proposed rail line before…2045
www.ft.com/content/a8be...
Ministers to announce new rail link between Birmingham and Manchester
Government will reveal much-delayed plans for major new and upgraded rail links in north of England
www.ft.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Terrified to do anything that might stimulate the economy, create jobs, and put smiles on faces.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
I don’t know what the game is here.
Is the game that the Far Right are saying that Paedophiles are actually ok and we should be fine with them?
Is the game that the Far Right are saying that Paedophiles are actually ok and we should be fine with them?
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I don’t know what the game is here.
Is the game that the Far Right are saying that Paedophiles are actually ok and we should be fine with them?
Is the game that the Far Right are saying that Paedophiles are actually ok and we should be fine with them?
Reposted by J
Remember when we used to have those chats about what would tempt us into becoming paying subscribers on old Twitter. Who could have guessed that the company's eventual proposal would be paedo-porn-on-demand.
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Remember when we used to have those chats about what would tempt us into becoming paying subscribers on old Twitter. Who could have guessed that the company's eventual proposal would be paedo-porn-on-demand.
Whether you’re a person or an institution of some sort I am going to assume that anybody who is on that platform is in support of the sexual exploitation of woman and children.
ladies, it's ok because only paying subscribers can make/distribute deepfake porn of you and your children now www.ft.com/content/c24d...
Elon Musk’s xAI restricts Grok after outcry over sexualised images
Start-up limits use of image generation system to paid users following spread of deepfakes and child sex abuse material
www.ft.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Whether you’re a person or an institution of some sort I am going to assume that anybody who is on that platform is in support of the sexual exploitation of woman and children.
Waiting for the Cathodes in the telly to warm up before you got a picture.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Waiting for the Cathodes in the telly to warm up before you got a picture.
“I dunno man, I think I’ll keep my account on Twitter. I’m sure it’ll regulate itself into a good place. He did the Nazi thing almost exactly a year ago and things haven’t got any worse, yeah, widespread child porn is bad, but it’s not quite bad enough to consider deactivating my account.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
“I dunno man, I think I’ll keep my account on Twitter. I’m sure it’ll regulate itself into a good place. He did the Nazi thing almost exactly a year ago and things haven’t got any worse, yeah, widespread child porn is bad, but it’s not quite bad enough to consider deactivating my account.”
Is saying Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System a stretch?
Fuck it. Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System.
Fuck it. Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System.
Here’s a fun top five: things that are consensus among historians but are essentially unknown by the public. Richard I, a bad king of England. Roman Empire, fell in 1453. Paul, more important than Jesus. Witch burning, a modern phenomenon not a medieval one. Britain last invaded in 1688. Yours?
As someone who wrote a dissertation on that damnable Frenchman; one can only hope.
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Is saying Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System a stretch?
Fuck it. Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System.
Fuck it. Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System.