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The Wreck of the Kolleen Fitzgerald
@kolleencarney.bsky.social
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Dumb slut with bad taste

Everything I do is for a reason

Not part of a cabal
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What does this movie mean to me?? Everything. It is everything.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
It's a five car pile up :(
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Lmao I don't even think I have it on VHS, gonna rectify that now
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Fuck yes
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
She was like "this is overdue and I'm trying to catch a plane" ok????
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
My shift is 3-8 and I'm reminded of the one year a student demanded I work with her at 11pm and I was like "you know it's Thanksgiving for me too, right?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Today I have to food shop, take the kid to the dentist (in temple city!), and deal with five students. Oh yeah and then PREP STUFF 🥰🔫
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Taking notes
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Any cardigan can be a sex cardigan if your heart is pure
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Every day is a fresh hell!
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Lmao
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Literally every time I sign on I have five to ten new followers that are just like the hairiest bush or most gaping asshole you've ever seen! I hate it here
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
kolleencarney.bsky.social
Like...???!!!! Why!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM