AS Koi
@koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI.
They/them, not negotiable.
etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
They/them, not negotiable.
etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
I am having a 25% off cyberweek (ASL? LOL) in the Catalyst Studios etsy store on select items.
Other surprise sales may occur over the next few days but they will be a surprise to me also since I have no connectivity on the farm.
catalyststudiosart.etsy.com
Other surprise sales may occur over the next few days but they will be a surprise to me also since I have no connectivity on the farm.
catalyststudiosart.etsy.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am having a 25% off cyberweek (ASL? LOL) in the Catalyst Studios etsy store on select items.
Other surprise sales may occur over the next few days but they will be a surprise to me also since I have no connectivity on the farm.
catalyststudiosart.etsy.com
Other surprise sales may occur over the next few days but they will be a surprise to me also since I have no connectivity on the farm.
catalyststudiosart.etsy.com
reading all this bs about AI smoothers and fixin yr parents tvs and i am glad i am one of the oldest survivors of my family
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
reading all this bs about AI smoothers and fixin yr parents tvs and i am glad i am one of the oldest survivors of my family
why the fuck do people put wall to wall carpet over flooring like this? You piss me off. Invest in rugs or slippers you whiney piss babies.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
why the fuck do people put wall to wall carpet over flooring like this? You piss me off. Invest in rugs or slippers you whiney piss babies.
Found someone to take the ducks. Now i have to herd five fat quackers out of an established mixed flock of chickens, with some of the chickens being rather aggro.
Expect pics or video later of me failing at this.
Expect pics or video later of me failing at this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Found someone to take the ducks. Now i have to herd five fat quackers out of an established mixed flock of chickens, with some of the chickens being rather aggro.
Expect pics or video later of me failing at this.
Expect pics or video later of me failing at this.
all five ducks are up for grabs
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
all five ducks are up for grabs
We don't have many coffee shops I will patronize out here in the Harbors, as they're one or a mix of the following: owned by evangelicals, badly designed, shitty overpriced mudwater stand, recovery cafe. Now I'm about to write off the only leftist one because they're showing AI slop on the walls.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We don't have many coffee shops I will patronize out here in the Harbors, as they're one or a mix of the following: owned by evangelicals, badly designed, shitty overpriced mudwater stand, recovery cafe. Now I'm about to write off the only leftist one because they're showing AI slop on the walls.
the farm is ours as of 21:00 (pacific) tonight
Bifrost Farms is go.
Bifrost Farms is go.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the farm is ours as of 21:00 (pacific) tonight
Bifrost Farms is go.
Bifrost Farms is go.
Concern trolling is still exhausting.
You don't give a shit about strangers, you're just self-congratulatory.
You don't give a shit about strangers, you're just self-congratulatory.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Concern trolling is still exhausting.
You don't give a shit about strangers, you're just self-congratulatory.
You don't give a shit about strangers, you're just self-congratulatory.
some of you like poetry
i'm a big fan of Jamaal May "History of Hostility"
i'm a big fan of Jamaal May "History of Hostility"
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
some of you like poetry
i'm a big fan of Jamaal May "History of Hostility"
i'm a big fan of Jamaal May "History of Hostility"
Today i seeded a bunch of test starts, seeds of various types and ages (some total mysteries) of which i wish to ascertain viability before wasting any valuable earth/time with them at the new farm. I have solarium space here but may also need a grow light.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Today i seeded a bunch of test starts, seeds of various types and ages (some total mysteries) of which i wish to ascertain viability before wasting any valuable earth/time with them at the new farm. I have solarium space here but may also need a grow light.
It's official... I have bought (half) the farm!
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's official... I have bought (half) the farm!
Just FYI:
I tried to re-open my old Facebook account so someone could run it for me as a representative to help me sell art.
I am blocked from re-opening. I cannot have an FB account.
When I left, I had a decade + old Dev account and they will not let me have it back under my real name.
I tried to re-open my old Facebook account so someone could run it for me as a representative to help me sell art.
I am blocked from re-opening. I cannot have an FB account.
When I left, I had a decade + old Dev account and they will not let me have it back under my real name.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Just FYI:
I tried to re-open my old Facebook account so someone could run it for me as a representative to help me sell art.
I am blocked from re-opening. I cannot have an FB account.
When I left, I had a decade + old Dev account and they will not let me have it back under my real name.
I tried to re-open my old Facebook account so someone could run it for me as a representative to help me sell art.
I am blocked from re-opening. I cannot have an FB account.
When I left, I had a decade + old Dev account and they will not let me have it back under my real name.
i keep seeing shit like "money turns you into a pedophile"
my friends, i guarantee if you gave a black woman or a wee budding transman or a weird young nonbinary programmer a couple million, the last thing she/he/they would do with it is rape children
my friends, i guarantee if you gave a black woman or a wee budding transman or a weird young nonbinary programmer a couple million, the last thing she/he/they would do with it is rape children
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i keep seeing shit like "money turns you into a pedophile"
my friends, i guarantee if you gave a black woman or a wee budding transman or a weird young nonbinary programmer a couple million, the last thing she/he/they would do with it is rape children
my friends, i guarantee if you gave a black woman or a wee budding transman or a weird young nonbinary programmer a couple million, the last thing she/he/they would do with it is rape children
best part about editind book one into this new format? Re-including crucial pieces removed/altered by my 1st editor. I agreed because I thought he had more advanced knowledge of fiction writing than i did, cuz grad degree, but realized years on they were about his peronal hangups & low imagination
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
best part about editind book one into this new format? Re-including crucial pieces removed/altered by my 1st editor. I agreed because I thought he had more advanced knowledge of fiction writing than i did, cuz grad degree, but realized years on they were about his peronal hangups & low imagination
We have a sea lion problem.
(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We have a sea lion problem.
(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social
if you trade them cheap catfood or old beef jerkey from your passenger side door well, you might even get gifts in return. 10/10 stars. ChatGPT will not eat your mystery car meat.
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
if you trade them cheap catfood or old beef jerkey from your passenger side door well, you might even get gifts in return. 10/10 stars. ChatGPT will not eat your mystery car meat.
So. Friends of the elves. Ask a question you have always wanted to know.
DM or sub it.
The first zine needs a column.
DM or sub it.
The first zine needs a column.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So. Friends of the elves. Ask a question you have always wanted to know.
DM or sub it.
The first zine needs a column.
DM or sub it.
The first zine needs a column.
Amazon is, apparently, still making money off my first novel. I haven't seen a dime in years.
You have two options:
1) get a shitty digi copy free by texting me
2) get illustrated zines with extras by subscribing to my Patreon
You have two options:
1) get a shitty digi copy free by texting me
2) get illustrated zines with extras by subscribing to my Patreon
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Amazon is, apparently, still making money off my first novel. I haven't seen a dime in years.
You have two options:
1) get a shitty digi copy free by texting me
2) get illustrated zines with extras by subscribing to my Patreon
You have two options:
1) get a shitty digi copy free by texting me
2) get illustrated zines with extras by subscribing to my Patreon
Again with the "don't have gear": watched a seal beat a salmon to death on the river surface; couldn't pull over, had a shitty cam anyway
You want wildlife drama? Live in bfe.
You want wildlife drama? Live in bfe.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Again with the "don't have gear": watched a seal beat a salmon to death on the river surface; couldn't pull over, had a shitty cam anyway
You want wildlife drama? Live in bfe.
You want wildlife drama? Live in bfe.
omg i got to hear middle aged white men who live nowhere near NYC complaining about Zohran Mamdani in real time
talking about how everyone will regret it, and this and that about "New York crime families"
guys? the world is not TV
talking about how everyone will regret it, and this and that about "New York crime families"
guys? the world is not TV
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
omg i got to hear middle aged white men who live nowhere near NYC complaining about Zohran Mamdani in real time
talking about how everyone will regret it, and this and that about "New York crime families"
guys? the world is not TV
talking about how everyone will regret it, and this and that about "New York crime families"
guys? the world is not TV
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one more sesh in about ten days and then i'm done :) in love with how well the crosshatching is going, quick mid-appt shot for ya <3
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
one more sesh in about ten days and then i'm done :) in love with how well the crosshatching is going, quick mid-appt shot for ya <3
Sometimes I miss stable paychecks or office camaraderie. When I talk with friends still in tech, i don't miss a g'damn thing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes I miss stable paychecks or office camaraderie. When I talk with friends still in tech, i don't miss a g'damn thing.
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ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur