Jeff Johnston
@koeselitz.bsky.social
he/him | db programmer | New Mexican | piano, accordion, &c | bi, monogamous, married | medievalist: Dante; Farabi | now leading study groups on: Bach’s Matthew Passion; Louis Armstrong’s Hot Fives
unironically: yes
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
unironically: yes
push pedals make bike go. suck it science man
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
push pedals make bike go. suck it science man
what’s crazy is that the other Nelly Furtado dropped his last name and then ALSO became a musician, and recorded such hits as “Hot in Herre,” tho real heads know he was at his best on the classic album Country Grammar
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
what’s crazy is that the other Nelly Furtado dropped his last name and then ALSO became a musician, and recorded such hits as “Hot in Herre,” tho real heads know he was at his best on the classic album Country Grammar
oh cool! so they’re going to talk about the way European governments have cracked down on pro-Palestine protestors, right?
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
oh cool! so they’re going to talk about the way European governments have cracked down on pro-Palestine protestors, right?
Oooh, that sounds awesome
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oooh, that sounds awesome
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"Dad, just sent you a basket of figs and 25 nice apples. I put a label with your name on the basket so you see it's yours from me. Take care and write me back!" 100AD Egypt.
"Dad, just sent you a basket of figs and 25 nice apples. I put a label with your name on the basket so you see it's yours from me. Take care and write me back!" 100AD Egypt.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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"Dad, just sent you a basket of figs and 25 nice apples. I put a label with your name on the basket so you see it's yours from me. Take care and write me back!" 100AD Egypt.
"Dad, just sent you a basket of figs and 25 nice apples. I put a label with your name on the basket so you see it's yours from me. Take care and write me back!" 100AD Egypt.
he should do one about the other johnson next
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
he should do one about the other johnson next
pundits start dumb arguments. that is their job; that is what they get paid to do. if they don’t start stupid arguments, they make less and less money.
there’s not really any reason to wonder at it or to pay any attention to them at all
there’s not really any reason to wonder at it or to pay any attention to them at all
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
pundits start dumb arguments. that is their job; that is what they get paid to do. if they don’t start stupid arguments, they make less and less money.
there’s not really any reason to wonder at it or to pay any attention to them at all
there’s not really any reason to wonder at it or to pay any attention to them at all
it’s weird to call something a “fetish” when it’s something they do for money, but I guess there could be overlap there
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
it’s weird to call something a “fetish” when it’s something they do for money, but I guess there could be overlap there
hey, wtf. Im a Happy Birthday guy, and Im not like that at all
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
hey, wtf. Im a Happy Birthday guy, and Im not like that at all
agreed, a person deserves redress if they get “questioned” and even banned from a toilet under this hideous rule
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
agreed, a person deserves redress if they get “questioned” and even banned from a toilet under this hideous rule
won’t happen. the mold whispers to her that home is safe and she should never leave the security of her own walls
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
won’t happen. the mold whispers to her that home is safe and she should never leave the security of her own walls