knock-offerman.bsky.social
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My guess?
1. They'll hold a vote
2. The "ayes" will outnumber the "nays"
3. They'll finally be told "welp, that's that. Hand over those files!"
4. They simply... don't release them.
5. Cue months of getting gently/indirectly told "yes, that's illegal; no, we're not going to do anything about it."
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If the plan is to put a long enough fuse on the *really* atrocious features and bank on our short memories, don't let it fade.

Keep it fresh in everyone's memory: "T-minus 3 months until you lose x, y, and z! (Here's the list of the people in this room that voted for it, btw)"
July 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Remember when Swalwell would whip out the "Subpoena Evasion" clock *every* time the GOP bitched about hUnTeR BiDeN?

I think congress dems should keep a similar clock with a "countdown" to when these horrors will be unleased, and to ceaselessly remind their colleagues and voters whose fault it is
July 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"This is a terrible, all-consuming inferno, and if *someone* doesn't do *something* soon, there'll be nothing left!!" said the firefighter - in full firefighting gear - before using the firehose to rope-skip away from the burning building.
February 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Called and emailed
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I've been topping this bad boy off with india ink for about a year now!
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
All the trustworthiness of a room-temp gas station egg salad sandwich...
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A bully without a victim will flail with the panicked desperation of a fish on the dock.
January 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Both of my senators... and one of them has an account.
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Welp, that frees up plenty of time to finish wood chipper-ing FB, Messenger, and IG tomorrow
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'll bet it was the same schmucks that gave us "systolic" and "diastolic."
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Worst. Cologne. Name. EVER.
November 13, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Dr. Crusher probably had Geordi outfit her medical tricorder with a "What'd he stick it in *this* time?" protocol.
November 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM