*Seven year-old walks into bar, slams Ninja Turtles lunchbox onto bartop, loosens tie*

"Shirley Temple"

*Puts candy cigarette in corner of mouth, sighs*

"...better make it a double"

Y'ever read one of those posts that are just a small list of simple relaxation instructions ("relax your jaw," "unfurl your brow," etc.)? I can feel each of those taking place every time I come back here.

Thank you for that, bsky family.