knock-offerman.bsky.social
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*Seven year-old walks into bar, slams Ninja Turtles lunchbox onto bartop, loosens tie*

"Shirley Temple"

*Puts candy cigarette in corner of mouth, sighs*

"...better make it a double"
January 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Y'ever read one of those posts that are just a small list of simple relaxation instructions ("relax your jaw," "unfurl your brow," etc.)? I can feel each of those taking place every time I come back here.

Thank you for that, bsky family.
November 24, 2024 at 5:15 AM