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KnightSwan
@knightswan267.bsky.social
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Granddad. Folklore. Forteana. Mythology. HISTORY. Cancer. Guitar player. 🤘 UFO. MSG. WHITESNAKE .Sabbath. DIO.
Winger. SRV.
It's not a wrong note. it's chromatic 🤫. Chronic pain.
Ye olde Deva. English. Socialist
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##BREAKINGNEWS##
I Need. Boobs.
Emergency here in Chester!
Please before this happens, 🙏 👇 DM for details :
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Too. Much. Too. Catch. Up. On. Going.To.Explode. Need. Boobs.
Emergency here in Chester!
Please before this happens, 🙏 👇 DM for details :
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
knightswan267.bsky.social
Pardon???
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Isn't it annoying when you open the fridge door expecting it to be full, then remember you didn't buy anything, because your skint...
#osteoarthritis #fibromyalgia
#chronicpain
#LillytheShorky
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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#LillytheShorky quality checking the snooze potential of the cushion... adequate...
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Morning, up late, or early, oh great one?
#LillytheShorky
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
knightswan267.bsky.social
I miss cuddling an adult female human...
"Take him, for reassimilation!"
##LillytheShorky
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Lilly is bemused, but flattered by your choice of name for the inferior feline
#LillytheShorky
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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#BREAKINGNEWS!
Farage in massive Shorky deportation threat shock.
C#UNT!
How very dare you! I was just...what do you mean, that cunt Farage wants to deport me, I'm fucking Welsh!! #LillytheShorky
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Look what I found!! Older & rarer than #Stonehenge
Legit archephrologists!
I'll be on @timeteam.bsky.social next week...
Or on TV with @profaliceroberts.bsky.social 🥰😍
A Blockbuster membership card
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Please, Dad.....
Purple left handed Schecter guitar is getting restrung on a small table. Orange wire cutters Black string winder
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Kisses 🫂 alchemy and a month long holiday.
Lilly says so....
##LillytheShorky
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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#LillytheShorky
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#LillytheShorky
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Lilly says "Listen to more MSG!" ( Michael Schenker Group)
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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"Worship me humans!
For I am Lilly!
Misstress of the Cross of Vicars
Deva of Deva!
Tremble before my works of Woofishness..
Buy the idiot coffee to give me treats as deserve them I do.....NOW!!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Why bother?
I really mean, why bother..
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Yep.....
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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She won't mind, Lilly is interested
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Because, turn it up to 11.
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Lilly says Hello
Mum never met her
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Lilly says no you don't.
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I thought of an idea for a book involving Lilly: Last of the Shorkie Assasin Clans.
Can I fuck remember it????
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Hello 👋
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Oh dear....fancy coming to mine for supper?
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM