Karissa
@kmortoncarter.bsky.social
callum’s mom • double scorpio • chiefs superfan • beer nerd • geoguessr + jet lag stan • ufo fiend • academia escapee
Callum loves to sit & stare at the tree, & he had to show it to his pig 🥹
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Callum loves to sit & stare at the tree, & he had to show it to his pig 🥹
I let my almost one-year-old make his own tiers lineup this morning… I feel like he’s made some choices here, but will almost certainly do better than me. 😅
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I let my almost one-year-old make his own tiers lineup this morning… I feel like he’s made some choices here, but will almost certainly do better than me. 😅
All about the women this year… & Tech, as always lmfao 💘
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
All about the women this year… & Tech, as always lmfao 💘
Hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving! Callum reaaaaaally enjoyed his first since he got to steal bites of so many things! 🧡
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving! Callum reaaaaaally enjoyed his first since he got to steal bites of so many things! 🧡
We had a couple of play dates this week to try to socialize the kiddo… he remains a hater. @juscarts.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
We had a couple of play dates this week to try to socialize the kiddo… he remains a hater. @juscarts.bsky.social
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy…
November 22, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy…
If you see this, post your top 5 on repeat!
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
If you see this, post your top 5 on repeat!
I poured the first one in a glass. Might have to go straight bottle from here on out if we don’t REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY OFFENSE, GODDAMN
November 17, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I poured the first one in a glass. Might have to go straight bottle from here on out if we don’t REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY OFFENSE, GODDAMN
My kid got to the “screaming & throwing shit” point of any Chiefs game reeeeaaaallllly early today.
November 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
My kid got to the “screaming & throwing shit” point of any Chiefs game reeeeaaaallllly early today.
Keeping the good #ChiefsKingdom vibes going today so this stays true as long as possible!!
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Keeping the good #ChiefsKingdom vibes going today so this stays true as long as possible!!
I meant “post,” not “thread.” My brain is a dumpster fire at all times. Anyway, here’s my baby begging his dad for pizza, & his subsequent reaction when he was told no. Now this is a thread. 😘
November 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I meant “post,” not “thread.” My brain is a dumpster fire at all times. Anyway, here’s my baby begging his dad for pizza, & his subsequent reaction when he was told no. Now this is a thread. 😘
Figured I should make an intro thread since everyone else is!
I’m 36🏳️🌈♏️, married to @juscarts.bsky.social, & have an 11 m/o. I have an MFA in CW & 1/2 a PhD in rhetoric (dropout 💀)
Into the #Chiefs, #CraftBeer, 🍃, #RPDR, alien shit, #FleetwoodMac, #XFiles, any & all bar games, & the #Idaho4 case 🫶🏼
I’m 36🏳️🌈♏️, married to @juscarts.bsky.social, & have an 11 m/o. I have an MFA in CW & 1/2 a PhD in rhetoric (dropout 💀)
Into the #Chiefs, #CraftBeer, 🍃, #RPDR, alien shit, #FleetwoodMac, #XFiles, any & all bar games, & the #Idaho4 case 🫶🏼
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Figured I should make an intro thread since everyone else is!
I’m 36🏳️🌈♏️, married to @juscarts.bsky.social, & have an 11 m/o. I have an MFA in CW & 1/2 a PhD in rhetoric (dropout 💀)
Into the #Chiefs, #CraftBeer, 🍃, #RPDR, alien shit, #FleetwoodMac, #XFiles, any & all bar games, & the #Idaho4 case 🫶🏼
I’m 36🏳️🌈♏️, married to @juscarts.bsky.social, & have an 11 m/o. I have an MFA in CW & 1/2 a PhD in rhetoric (dropout 💀)
Into the #Chiefs, #CraftBeer, 🍃, #RPDR, alien shit, #FleetwoodMac, #XFiles, any & all bar games, & the #Idaho4 case 🫶🏼
Happy Red Friday from Callum, who was born three days after the last Chiefs loss. All he knows is wins… let’s keep it going this week, #ChiefsKingdom!!
November 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Happy Red Friday from Callum, who was born three days after the last Chiefs loss. All he knows is wins… let’s keep it going this week, #ChiefsKingdom!!
so how do i find the other #chiefskingdom people on here?? i need others to yell with during games
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
so how do i find the other #chiefskingdom people on here?? i need others to yell with during games
So… this is what I’ve been up to for the past year, & don’t really know how to use social media anymore, but I’m here! 🤍
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
So… this is what I’ve been up to for the past year, & don’t really know how to use social media anymore, but I’m here! 🤍
hello hi i made yet another social media account 🤙🏼
July 17, 2023 at 2:56 AM
hello hi i made yet another social media account 🤙🏼