Karissa
@kmortoncarter.bsky.social
callum’s mom • double scorpio • chiefs superfan • beer nerd • geoguessr + jet lag stan • ufo fiend • academia escapee
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I sold no books.
Anyone want to buy a signed copy of Brazos? $20, shipping included, shoot me a DM so I don’t have to put these all back on the bookshelf.
Anyone want to buy a signed copy of Brazos? $20, shipping included, shoot me a DM so I don’t have to put these all back on the bookshelf.
Found out I outsold my advance so when I inevitably sell no books at this book festival today, at least I have that!
March 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I sold no books.
Anyone want to buy a signed copy of Brazos? $20, shipping included, shoot me a DM so I don’t have to put these all back on the bookshelf.
Anyone want to buy a signed copy of Brazos? $20, shipping included, shoot me a DM so I don’t have to put these all back on the bookshelf.
Callum loves to sit & stare at the tree, & he had to show it to his pig 🥹
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Callum loves to sit & stare at the tree, & he had to show it to his pig 🥹
I let my almost one-year-old make his own tiers lineup this morning… I feel like he’s made some choices here, but will almost certainly do better than me. 😅
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I let my almost one-year-old make his own tiers lineup this morning… I feel like he’s made some choices here, but will almost certainly do better than me. 😅
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I wrote about Cam Ward & what it means to see someone from your hometown succeed in college football.
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Fan Voices: What Cam Ward’s success means to Brazoria County
Everyone is from somewhere. Cam Ward is from Brazoria County.
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December 12, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I wrote about Cam Ward & what it means to see someone from your hometown succeed in college football.
fansided.com/fan-voices-c...
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catching up on house of villains & like……….. how do u eliminate kandy while larsa’s dumb ass is still there 💀 such bad production 💀
December 14, 2024 at 1:04 AM
catching up on house of villains & like……….. how do u eliminate kandy while larsa’s dumb ass is still there 💀 such bad production 💀
Just asked my dad why he isn’t constantly looking up for UFOs. He said “‘cause I work so much, the only time I go outside, I’m takin’ my dog to shit.”
HOW DO WE BRING UAPs TO THE PROLETARIAT
HOW DO WE BRING UAPs TO THE PROLETARIAT
December 13, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Just asked my dad why he isn’t constantly looking up for UFOs. He said “‘cause I work so much, the only time I go outside, I’m takin’ my dog to shit.”
HOW DO WE BRING UAPs TO THE PROLETARIAT
HOW DO WE BRING UAPs TO THE PROLETARIAT
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would be pretty funny if luigi mangione was the wrong guy they picked up after the CEO assassin look alike contest
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
would be pretty funny if luigi mangione was the wrong guy they picked up after the CEO assassin look alike contest
I’m just high enough for this Simpsonscast of the Cowboys/Bengals game. Exquisite.
December 10, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’m just high enough for this Simpsonscast of the Cowboys/Bengals game. Exquisite.
My 11-month-old has this fit. It’s from Carter’s.
December 10, 2024 at 1:26 AM
My 11-month-old has this fit. It’s from Carter’s.
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Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.
December 9, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.
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Posted on Twitter but also posting here because you have fewer followers on here:
Hi @poptartsbowl.bsky.social. My son was born during you last year. I wrote a poem about it. It’d be cool if you published it.
Hi @poptartsbowl.bsky.social. My son was born during you last year. I wrote a poem about it. It’d be cool if you published it.
December 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Posted on Twitter but also posting here because you have fewer followers on here:
Hi @poptartsbowl.bsky.social. My son was born during you last year. I wrote a poem about it. It’d be cool if you published it.
Hi @poptartsbowl.bsky.social. My son was born during you last year. I wrote a poem about it. It’d be cool if you published it.
am i gonna pass out before the end of this game
a man wearing a state farm t-shirt giving a thumbs up
Alt: a man wearing a state farm t-shirt giving a thumbs up
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December 9, 2024 at 2:20 AM
am i gonna pass out before the end of this game
wait is Noah Gray attractive
December 9, 2024 at 1:25 AM
wait is Noah Gray attractive
All about the women this year… & Tech, as always lmfao 💘
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
All about the women this year… & Tech, as always lmfao 💘
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Today is the last day to buy my book at a discount so if you’ve been thinking “I need more books,” here is a chance to get more books.
Hey, my book is 45% off this week! If you haven’t bought it yet, now’s the time!
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Brazos
Brazos, by Justin Carter Publication Date: August 6, 2024 A stark and lonely voice rings clear in Justin Carter's debut collection. Brazos teems with ghosts, bloodlines, and gas flares, tracing a "river cloaked in mud" that trudges toward the Texas Gulf Coast. In these poems, a complex Millennial coming-of-age story em
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December 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Today is the last day to buy my book at a discount so if you’ve been thinking “I need more books,” here is a chance to get more books.
Do any of y’all (especially anyone else who has autism or SPD!) use Loop ear plugs? Trying to decide whether they’re worth the money or not…
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Do any of y’all (especially anyone else who has autism or SPD!) use Loop ear plugs? Trying to decide whether they’re worth the money or not…
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The Chiefs have the best QB ever, the fastest WR ever, the most famous TE ever, and a pretty good defense. They are terrible (11-1)
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The Chiefs have the best QB ever, the fastest WR ever, the most famous TE ever, and a pretty good defense. They are terrible (11-1)
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Marty Schottenheimer smiling from beyond waiting for the Raiders to Raiders themselves
November 29, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Marty Schottenheimer smiling from beyond waiting for the Raiders to Raiders themselves
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Never a doubt. (there was huge doubt) #ChiefsKingdom
November 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Never a doubt. (there was huge doubt) #ChiefsKingdom
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Have to give the Chiefs scriptwriters credit. These endings each week are deranged
November 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Have to give the Chiefs scriptwriters credit. These endings each week are deranged
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it is so fun to be a fan of this team
November 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
it is so fun to be a fan of this team
lmao what is happening
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
lmao what is happening
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A franchise leader in more ways than one. Congrats on another milestone, Pat!Patrick!
#ChiefsKingdom
#NFL
#ChiefsKingdom
#NFL
November 29, 2024 at 9:16 PM
A franchise leader in more ways than one. Congrats on another milestone, Pat!Patrick!
#ChiefsKingdom
#NFL
#ChiefsKingdom
#NFL