Klostoph Buddha
@klostoph-buddha.bsky.social
I'm the Klostoph Buddha, observer of Leven Seat hill in Scotland.
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My pictures may sometimes be AI generated, but I'm real.
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#Trump is like the senile old uncle who starts a fight with everyone at Christmas dinner before pissing his pants and falling asleep.
Can we please just skip to the pissing his pants bit?
Can we please just skip to the pissing his pants bit?
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
#Trump is like the senile old uncle who starts a fight with everyone at Christmas dinner before pissing his pants and falling asleep.
Can we please just skip to the pissing his pants bit?
Can we please just skip to the pissing his pants bit?
Dear @thegodpodcast.com instead of taking a day off tomorrow can you please inflict #Trump with haemorrhoids or perhaps something fatal?
Yours, the rest of the same world
Yours, the rest of the same world
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Dear @thegodpodcast.com instead of taking a day off tomorrow can you please inflict #Trump with haemorrhoids or perhaps something fatal?
Yours, the rest of the same world
Yours, the rest of the same world
The only way to reign in Trump is to hit him where it hurts: in the pocket
Immediate European Tech Tarrifs on US. oligarchs. Let's turn Besos, Musk and the likes against Trump
#DumpTrump #FuckTrump
Immediate European Tech Tarrifs on US. oligarchs. Let's turn Besos, Musk and the likes against Trump
#DumpTrump #FuckTrump
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The only way to reign in Trump is to hit him where it hurts: in the pocket
Immediate European Tech Tarrifs on US. oligarchs. Let's turn Besos, Musk and the likes against Trump
#DumpTrump #FuckTrump
Immediate European Tech Tarrifs on US. oligarchs. Let's turn Besos, Musk and the likes against Trump
#DumpTrump #FuckTrump
Ok @ec.europa.eu @houseofcommons.parliament.uk how about an immediate 150% on US tech (Google, Amazon, PayPal etc.) until Trump stops his threats. Gloves off. Don't capitulate to the orange bandit! #FuckTrump #Trump #Greenland #GreenlandNotForSale
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Ok @ec.europa.eu @houseofcommons.parliament.uk how about an immediate 150% on US tech (Google, Amazon, PayPal etc.) until Trump stops his threats. Gloves off. Don't capitulate to the orange bandit! #FuckTrump #Trump #Greenland #GreenlandNotForSale
When are the media going to do their job? Instead of normalising this shite, they should be calling it out for the sham and corruption it is!
#FIFA #PeacePrize #Corruption #HandsOffOurGame
#FIFA #PeacePrize #Corruption #HandsOffOurGame
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When are the media going to do their job? Instead of normalising this shite, they should be calling it out for the sham and corruption it is!
#FIFA #PeacePrize #Corruption #HandsOffOurGame
#FIFA #PeacePrize #Corruption #HandsOffOurGame
When you order a Nobel Peace Prize on Temu
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When you order a Nobel Peace Prize on Temu
Football belongs to the fans, not #FIFA and certainly not #Infantino
Elected to replace Blatter on an "anti-corruption" ticket, irony meters around the world are exploding!
Elected to replace Blatter on an "anti-corruption" ticket, irony meters around the world are exploding!
the word irony is written on a white background
ALT: the word irony is written on a white background
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Football belongs to the fans, not #FIFA and certainly not #Infantino
Elected to replace Blatter on an "anti-corruption" ticket, irony meters around the world are exploding!
Elected to replace Blatter on an "anti-corruption" ticket, irony meters around the world are exploding!
Can we get VAR to check that FIFA peace prize?
I think FIFA may have been offside in awarding it to a multi-convicted criminal, who has been "eliminating" people on boats without due process and threatening to attack another country!
#FIFA #WorldCup #PeacePrize #Corruption
I think FIFA may have been offside in awarding it to a multi-convicted criminal, who has been "eliminating" people on boats without due process and threatening to attack another country!
#FIFA #WorldCup #PeacePrize #Corruption
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Can we get VAR to check that FIFA peace prize?
I think FIFA may have been offside in awarding it to a multi-convicted criminal, who has been "eliminating" people on boats without due process and threatening to attack another country!
#FIFA #WorldCup #PeacePrize #Corruption
I think FIFA may have been offside in awarding it to a multi-convicted criminal, who has been "eliminating" people on boats without due process and threatening to attack another country!
#FIFA #WorldCup #PeacePrize #Corruption
"I've stopped 7 wars before they even started" 🤡
Aye. And I've lost 5 stone before putting it on!
#CorruptFIFA #FIFAPeacePrize
Aye. And I've lost 5 stone before putting it on!
#CorruptFIFA #FIFAPeacePrize
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"I've stopped 7 wars before they even started" 🤡
Aye. And I've lost 5 stone before putting it on!
#CorruptFIFA #FIFAPeacePrize
Aye. And I've lost 5 stone before putting it on!
#CorruptFIFA #FIFAPeacePrize
Not anywhere near complete. Where's
Steak?
Scotch?
Macaroni cheese?
Steak?
Scotch?
Macaroni cheese?
My ranking of pies:
1. cherry
2. pecan
3. pumpkin (w/ whip cream, w/o GFTO)
4. apple
5. sweet potato (w/ marshmallow topping, w/o GTFO)
6. lemon meringue
7. key lime
8. cranberry
If the above are unavailable in some tragic circumstance and blueberry is there, I'll eat it but unenthusiastically.
1. cherry
2. pecan
3. pumpkin (w/ whip cream, w/o GFTO)
4. apple
5. sweet potato (w/ marshmallow topping, w/o GTFO)
6. lemon meringue
7. key lime
8. cranberry
If the above are unavailable in some tragic circumstance and blueberry is there, I'll eat it but unenthusiastically.
But charlotte.
WHAT PIES?!?!?!?
WHAT PIES?!?!?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Not anywhere near complete. Where's
Steak?
Scotch?
Macaroni cheese?
Steak?
Scotch?
Macaroni cheese?
Decided to dip back into X to see what it's like now.
Bloody hell! It's even worse than before.
Almost exclusively right wing Neanderthals and Russian propagandists!
#x
Bloody hell! It's even worse than before.
Almost exclusively right wing Neanderthals and Russian propagandists!
#x
a group of star wars characters standing next to each other with a robot in the background
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media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Decided to dip back into X to see what it's like now.
Bloody hell! It's even worse than before.
Almost exclusively right wing Neanderthals and Russian propagandists!
#x
Bloody hell! It's even worse than before.
Almost exclusively right wing Neanderthals and Russian propagandists!
#x
Live your life without hate.
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Live your life without hate.
August 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
August 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Negativity weighs heavy on the soul. Take a break from it.
#Klostoph #wisdom #life #positivity #buddha
#Klostoph #wisdom #life #positivity #buddha
July 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Negativity weighs heavy on the soul. Take a break from it.
#Klostoph #wisdom #life #positivity #buddha
#Klostoph #wisdom #life #positivity #buddha
July 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
July 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM