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klem.nya.pub
klementine 🍑
@klem.nya.pub
710 followers 960 following 820 posts
26yo anarcho-communist trans bastard girl
she/they
18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI

gamer, computer god worshipper, wuhluhwuh, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh
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man i love polnareff
a screenshot of a fighting game dialogue screen with Jean Pierre Polnareff from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, with the text reading "Yeah, I listen to Mitski, how could you tell?" He's doing an iconic pose, with his body leaned slightly to his left, his arm and hand bent to point his hand directly at the camera with his thumb and fingers stacked vertically. His stand Silver Chariot, looking like a thinly armored knight and poking his fencing rapier over Jean Pierre's arm. Of course, he himself has his sleek black singlet on, his pair of broken heart earrings, and his stoic, strong face underneath his tall flat topped white cylinder he calls hair
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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have no clue what triggered the shitlib list lmao, quite the irony here
Screenshot of Clearsky, depicting the posting user (klementine) as being in 2 ironic contradictory lists, 'shitlibs', and 'People who use shitlib as a pejorative'
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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more klemshep, half and half ME1 and 2, in order
A close-up screenshot of a female character with light skin and short, hot pink bangs across her forehead, with the rest of her hair pulled back, and dark lipstick. She has a concerned or serious expression, with a faint scar on her right cheek. She has striking light brown eyes. She is wearing a futuristic orange and black armored suit with a high collar. The camera is looking down at her as she stands in a green glow, looking up. A three-quarter shot of Commander Klem Shephard, a female character with light skin and hot pink hair, standing in her orange and black armored suit. She is looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. Behind her is a vast, dark space with a bright, blue lens flare. Below her, a vibrant blue and white planet fills the lower half of the frame, and a large, futuristic spaceship is visible in the middle distance. Close-up of Commander Klem Shephard's face. She is wearing a sleek, metallic face mask breather. Her expression is neutral, against a dark background, and looking slightly down. A half-body shot of klemshep, aiming a large, futuristic-looking sniper rifle. She is wearing a bulky suit of armor that is primarily pink and white with black accents, and she is looking intently down the scope of the weapon. The background is a dark, nighttime cityscape with blurred lights.
August 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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commander klem shephard, reporting for girlkissing
A screenshot of Mass Effect 2, with the user's femshep in focus, standing in front of the NPCs sitting at the table on the crew quarters level of the Normandy SR2. She has pink hair tied behind her head, with a few stray bangs flowing down on either side of her face, down to the same height as the bottom of her ears. She has light brown eyes, with a very slight hint of red almost, they're spaced out a bit, with long thick black lashes and a lttile bit of faint pink eyeshadow accenting her black eyeliner. Her nose is prominent with slightly wide nostrils, but very cute altogether. Her mouth has a larger top lip than bottom and her expression is neutral, they're covered in dark lipstick that looks a bit faded from kissing too many beautiful woman, probably. The background is a bit blurry, and she's seen wearing a light grey choker, but the image cuts off right below her neck and the tops of her shoulders, which are exposed except for the very top of a light grey tank top.
August 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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here are some (poor quality) silly ones!
the same girl from the original post is seen looking down at her front camera with a goofy smile, her hair looking a mess while hanging down. she's wearing a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure hoodie. surprise: her cock is out and prominently shown in front of the camera! this same dumb bitch is seen holding an Xbox controller up with her erection... okay another pic just showing off her erection... we get it!
July 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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CW: nudes, t-girl genitals

i kept considering making an nsfw account to post lewds and nudes bc i kinda have a thing for showing off (i actually did make an account a while ago, but got too insecure and deleted it while trying to choose pics)

fuck it, i hope someone enjoys, feel free to flirt 💜
clocky trans girl with soft brown eyes, curly dirty blonde hair (it looks much darker in this lighting), thick eyebrows, a bit of a large nose (it's soft with a round tip, but also semi-wide), a bit of short facial hair including a mustache, and a very pale olive tint to her skin with blush undertones particularly in her face. she's laying in bed, wearing a black T-shirt, and throwing up a peace sign while laying against a giant stuffed bear, making a blank expression the same girl posed on her bed in soft purple lighting, completely nude, except for crew length socks and her glasses (unlike the first image), but with her legs formed into a 4, covering her private parts. she has a bit of chest hair and armpit hair. a focused image of her girl cock, erect but relaxed against the bottom of her tummy (her tummy being a bit hairy), her fingertips laid on her thigh. she has a bit of a brunette looking bush going underneath her shaft. she thinks it's beautiful, having a very soft palette with a pretty tip, the exposed side looking like it was made to be kissed. another angle of her dick, but with her legs tightly closed underneath her balls, her calves beginning to cross gently, to assert her lover girl demeanor
July 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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can a dumb bitch post a few pics? #wlw
girl who looks suspiciously masc with her shitty beard, with big brown eyes, a soft but neutral expression that could be mistaken for apathetic (she might be autistic), with long dirty blonde hair, bronze-rimmed aviator-style eyeglasses. she's standing in front of a background of leaves above and a car on either side below, backed by bright daylight the same girl in the same setting, but looking down at the camera like a dimwitted doofus the same girl again, but she's a lil drunk, in her purple-lit bedroom, headphones on because she's gaming! she has a big dumb smile and her index finger on her cheek bc she doesn't know what to do with it
July 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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A screenshot of the aforementioned reply, with the line "I guess it's more parody than sarcasm" highlighted.
June 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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</3
Discord message from the CEO who presented the game: "@everyone I’m not here to apologize but I am here to clarify. This is not a political statement, it is quite literally what it says, so take it at face value. The state of multiplayer FPS games is tragically stale. We hope to fix that, whether you want Arena, Battle Royale, Onslaught, or Map Creator. We plan to support all 4 experiences equally. Ian"
June 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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a real ShareX user™️has entered the conversation
A screenshot of the original post, but with rounded corners and a drop shadow for comedic effect.
April 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL
April 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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picture of marvin the martian overlayed on top of a U.S. flag, captioned "If you don't like big nipples, eat shit and die motherfucker"
April 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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how did you know i main magneto??
A screenshot of Gods Amongst Men by Within the Ruins playing on Spotify, highlighting the lyrics of the post-chorus: They drew first blood Just like I knew they would Fearing what they don’t understand We are evolution We are gods
February 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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linux is communism
open source is communism
using a third party modification for discord to bypass profit-driven limitations is communism

i will die on this hill (metaphorically i mean, physically those who disagree will)
Screenshot of https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/issues/3228
February 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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All forms of exchange are capitalism, actually!
a Reddit reply from user Netaro, reading " >free and open source software is literally digital communism Quite the opposite. You do it out of your own will, contribute to that without being forced by the state. It's capitalistic in it's core, as by contributing you're getting paid for that (in being recognized, feeling good that you've done something, or being noticed on the job market, yes, these can be considered a form of payment as well). In communism, you'd be forced to write code or to the gulag you go. So stop spewing bullshit."
February 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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free and open source software is literally digital communism, unironically. how is it that so many right wingers end up in the FOSS stratosphere?

look at this shit. how does one reckon that a culture of collaborating on, sharing, and forking code isn't inherently socialist?
a Reddit reply from user 'werjake', reading "I hope they go broke. There's already too many nutjob leftists writing code in Linux. Don't need any more."
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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i LOVE writing alt text
a screenshot of an alt text box reading "a sick, sadistic cartoon smiley face is clearly scheming, with a fucked up raised eyebrow and plotting hands". you can tell based on the alt text that the user is beautiful and you want her so bad
January 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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real
a cool ass blade slinging wizard in Elden Ring. her face is covered with a wrap underneath a funky hat. she's wearing light armor with a cloak draped around her shoulders. the camera shows her in the middle of spinning her sword fast enough that you can see the trail. the same wizard is seen posing with her sword held horizontally in front of her face, staring at it while looking hard. the wizard, again, is now casting a spell with her staff to pull boulders out of the ground using gravity magic (seen as a purple aura around the staff and rocks), as if to sling them at her enemies (none are present in the image, however).
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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i hate being around BBWs. it's so hard not to howl and rip my shirt off and then get on my knee and kiss their hand and then stare into their eyes, sending a ray of pure emotional need through the air through their retinas and into their brain, praying to every pantheon that they might feel the same
a really badass chick in Dark Souls with a giant butcher's blade, wearing a huge skirt, almost like the bottom of a fancy dress, with a poor rusted armor top and an armored boar head mask. she's posing on a bridge in front of a fortress.
January 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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me fr
A meme of text message history: Person 1: "do you have a GF?" Person 2: "*sigh* no..." "I've been told that I'm too sweet and caring and nice" "But I don't know.." "I honestly just try to be me 😆" *image of blushing little emoji fella*
January 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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YOOOOO
#marvelrivals
January 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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me when woman jacked
A werewolf in a ripped white shirt and ripped slacks, howling in front of the moon. a little town with a clock tower can be seen in the immediate background.
December 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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yeah, i'm cooked. i would always play ow with friends from like 2019 until this year, but at about the same time that i quit siege, i started maining ow and got infected with the ow disease. been waiting for rivals ever since i got the twitch drop for the beta, but couldn't actually get a key.
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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cyberpunk 2077 photo mode so good
December 8, 2024 at 9:57 AM