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Klaus Joynson
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Karma is my boyfriend.
One song off 1,500 songs! open.spotify.com/playlist/2QE...
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January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Back at work tonight and I'll always remember the Irish guy who left early, telling us "they're boring" and "a load of shite". Liverpool were 2-0 up at this point and would score four more. He presumably once left Star Wars early saying, "it's just a load of sand." www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZn_...
Liverpool Run Riot 🔥 | Liverpool 6-0 Qarabag | UEFA Champions League Highlights
YouTube video by TNT Sports Football
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January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
TV Review – The Penguin, High Potential, Matlock, Dept. Q

All Very Slough House There is a problem whenever a new iteration of Batman comes along. What’s the tone going to be? Far more than any other superhero, as we’ve seen over the years, Batman can be just about anything. Played for laughs?…
TV Review – The Penguin, High Potential, Matlock, Dept. Q
All Very Slough House There is a problem whenever a new iteration of Batman comes along. What’s the tone going to be? Far more than any other superhero, as we’ve seen over the years, Batman can be just about anything. Played for laughs? Adam West’s version did it in the sixties. Stylised vigilante? That’ll be Tim Burton’s version. Realistic drama? Christopher Nolan’s iteration somehow did that.
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January 28, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Been sick all day, Just sneezing and wiping my nose. Hope I'm better tomorrow as I have things to do. Anyway, new favourite song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mOG...
Mitski - Where's My Phone? (Official Video)
YouTube video by MitskiVEVO
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January 28, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Yes, but do they mention Monkey Harris? I don't think so (written 23 years ago!). klausjoynson.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/a...
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by Klaus Joynson
Suffolk County Police in Long Island, NY, encountered an unexpected intruder while
responding to a possible bank burglary over the weekend.

A large deer crashed through a window at a Webster Bank branch in Ridge, becoming trapped inside.
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Watched One Battle After Another, which I quickly realised is about all those Weathermen who were trying to stop an unstoppable war. Only problem was, nobody de-aged Leonardo di Caprio. This was something done by students, dude.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Finally watching Starfleet Academy. It's funny when you realise that scary Klingon/Jem'Hadar officer is being played by comedian Gina Yashere. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UabH...
Gina Yashere Talks About Her Mum | Live at the Apollo | BBC Comedy Greats
YouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats
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January 25, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Accepted a job to do my first DJing since New Year's Eve. Since I got my new DJ laptop. Only after I accepted it did I think to check whether it clashes with my other job, standing next to a door. Which is usually once a week, so unlikely.

I will have an hour inbetween jobs. I'm 55. Hoo boy.
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
New Harry Styles. At least it's got a beat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_e...
Harry Styles - Aperture (Official Audio)
YouTube video by HarryStylesVEVO
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January 23, 2026 at 11:06 AM
"I think it maybe the process of the future." 'Process'. This is how big hit singles are made these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAdG...
Behind the Track|'12 to 12’ by sombr
YouTube video by Mix with the Masters
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January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Talking of enshitification. I've got Beats Studio Buds headphones, which have decided they don't want to be charged up anymore. You would think being charged up is a basic requirement but instead they are now a piece of useless plastic and I've a feeling the makers wanted this.
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hadn't done the Cambridge quiz for ages, thanks to football and Christmas. Somehow won, despite the guy writing the answers down not listening to my surprisingly accurate guesses.
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The main problem with the world at the moment is people keep asking questions to a man who is incapable of saying 'I don't know'.
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
As a cyclist, it's nice knowing more and more drivers haven't got a clue what they're doing. What am I saying. I've known this for years. And they all seem to drive BMWs.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i might still be employed in my boring job by spending all day working out how to send an email, which I'm not entirely sure has worked thanks to the enshittification of most things, such as 'attachments' not being as simple anymore. I used to send entire magazines using attachments.
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'm no expert on story structure but I think that conversation that Roper had that was recorded by his dogs where he disavows his son might bite him on the ass at some point.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Been catching up on Only Connect and there's so many bad captains, the (not exclusively) men who will just bash the buttons on the connecting wall, not letting their teammates think. Or attempt to listen to them.
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Only two episodes in but I am absolutely loving Ponies. Obviously inspired by Slow Horses and the soundtrack isn't bad either. Emilia Clarke has finally found something good to be in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dlu...
PONIES | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
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January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Catty Greg James. "You know Winona Ryder. From Beetlejuice. Stranger Things. And back in the old days, shoplifting." Meow. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Radio 1 Breakfast with Greg James - Pitbull Tickets!!!!! - BBC Sounds
Greg has your chance to win tickets to see Pitbull in London.
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January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Klaus Joynson
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place

Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
The new Wolf Alice single is sung by the drummer! Imagine a world where Chris Martin had let any other member of his band take centre stage. It might have made them interesting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sc6...
Wolf Alice - White Horses (Live at 9:30 Club 9/13/25)
YouTube video by Brayan's Music Corner
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January 16, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Spent the day in the Bootle Strand today, because Mum needed to be somewhere familiar. Left her happily browsing TJ Hughes. Met up again and had a very good sandwich, which wasn't a sandwich.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM