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gwen howerton
@kissphoria.bsky.social
texas culture reporter for @chron.com
native texan, aggie, astros fan, ⚧️
not related to the actor

📍houston
shoutout to my emo cousin tessa. i hope you're still emo
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
you guys are smoking weed?
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Art Briles, at the hair salon: "Make me look like a guy who is accused of being the pedophile in a law and order SVU episode but actually at the end i was the victim"
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he looks like if Russell Brand tried to disguise the fact that he's Russell Brand
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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just stumbled into them via Google! so many Texas ones from that era, all incredible
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One of the best riffs ever IMO.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
just kidding ily dan
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
sorry but i don't take compliments from people who were in the epstein emails
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I know wins aren't a QB stat and that he's not good at a lot (he loves overthrowing and shit?) but he's been solid without CJ and that's been great to see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ekko Astral
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Texas-Texas A&M, 1954
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM