The Kirk Unit
@kirkcruz.bsky.social
Chicago gay. Haver of dogs. That’s kinda it, really.
I’ve watched it like eight times already, so so much is off I don’t know where to begin
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’ve watched it like eight times already, so so much is off I don’t know where to begin
That sounds like a great new logo for the production company behind this ad:
“Because we can!”
“Because we can!”
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That sounds like a great new logo for the production company behind this ad:
“Because we can!”
“Because we can!”
And the fact this was from an agency as big as TBWA is also mind boggling. Sure, it was for the Netherlands, but any agency knows that there’s no longer such thing as a “local” spot, ffs
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And the fact this was from an agency as big as TBWA is also mind boggling. Sure, it was for the Netherlands, but any agency knows that there’s no longer such thing as a “local” spot, ffs
Got it, in this tweet.
It’s… not good. At all.
AI or live action, I’m legit shocked McDonald’s signed off on this creative. They’re SO conservative with their creative, and this ad has *a woman being dragged away by a streetcar*!!!!
x.com/CultureCrave...
It’s… not good. At all.
AI or live action, I’m legit shocked McDonald’s signed off on this creative. They’re SO conservative with their creative, and this ad has *a woman being dragged away by a streetcar*!!!!
x.com/CultureCrave...
Culture Crave 🍿 on X: "McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did' Comments have been turned off on YouTube https://t.co/Es5ROvI7n2" / X
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did' Comments have been turned off on YouTube https://t.co/Es5ROvI7n2
x.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Got it, in this tweet.
It’s… not good. At all.
AI or live action, I’m legit shocked McDonald’s signed off on this creative. They’re SO conservative with their creative, and this ad has *a woman being dragged away by a streetcar*!!!!
x.com/CultureCrave...
It’s… not good. At all.
AI or live action, I’m legit shocked McDonald’s signed off on this creative. They’re SO conservative with their creative, and this ad has *a woman being dragged away by a streetcar*!!!!
x.com/CultureCrave...
My background is in producing commercials, so I MUST join you in this pursuit
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My background is in producing commercials, so I MUST join you in this pursuit
…the way the camera lingers on one of cinema’s finest male asses (fuzzy category), seems like this remake *also* understands its gay audience? 😃
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
…the way the camera lingers on one of cinema’s finest male asses (fuzzy category), seems like this remake *also* understands its gay audience? 😃
I dunno man, between the ‘80’s gay porn star’ casting of Billy, and…
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I dunno man, between the ‘80’s gay porn star’ casting of Billy, and…
Autocorrect was nervously asking “did you… perhaps… mean… 😬😬😬”
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Autocorrect was nervously asking “did you… perhaps… mean… 😬😬😬”
Oh daaaaaaaamn 😍😍😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh daaaaaaaamn 😍😍😍
Truly valuable life lesson!
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Truly valuable life lesson!
was it really tho???
(Please don’t consult me on such matters, as I am the worst (or best?) enabler when it comes to TVs)
(Please don’t consult me on such matters, as I am the worst (or best?) enabler when it comes to TVs)
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
was it really tho???
(Please don’t consult me on such matters, as I am the worst (or best?) enabler when it comes to TVs)
(Please don’t consult me on such matters, as I am the worst (or best?) enabler when it comes to TVs)
It’s on Amazon (and Walmart.com) for only $13.60, for years it’s been $20 or more.
The DVD is bare-bones, but worth it cuz every last byte is spent on the gorgeous transfer of the 3-hour 16x9 runtime.
Enjoy!
2/2
www.amazon.com/DEAN-KOONTZS...
The DVD is bare-bones, but worth it cuz every last byte is spent on the gorgeous transfer of the 3-hour 16x9 runtime.
Enjoy!
2/2
www.amazon.com/DEAN-KOONTZS...
DEAN KOONTZ'S INTENSITY
The made-for-television adaptation of Dean Koontz's novel is a gripping re-telling of a psychological suspense-thriller. Chyna Shepherd (Molly Parker, TV's "Deadwood" and "The Firm"), the 26-year-old heroine of this story, is following the trail of the serial killer who murdered her dear friend, trying to stop him from killing another innocent victim. John C. McGinley plays killer Edgler Foreman Vess, a role very different from his comic turn as the brooding Dr. Perry Cox on TV's "Scrubs." Chyna, whose fragile world of safety is shattered with the murder of her closest friend, summons up the courage to face down her own demons and track down the vicious and sadistic killer, no matter the cost to herself. Newly remastered.
www.amazon.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s on Amazon (and Walmart.com) for only $13.60, for years it’s been $20 or more.
The DVD is bare-bones, but worth it cuz every last byte is spent on the gorgeous transfer of the 3-hour 16x9 runtime.
Enjoy!
2/2
www.amazon.com/DEAN-KOONTZS...
The DVD is bare-bones, but worth it cuz every last byte is spent on the gorgeous transfer of the 3-hour 16x9 runtime.
Enjoy!
2/2
www.amazon.com/DEAN-KOONTZS...
But wait, did you see that one about Catherine Trammel from Basic Instinct, on Analyzing Evil, it’s SO good
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
But wait, did you see that one about Catherine Trammel from Basic Instinct, on Analyzing Evil, it’s SO good
OMG what’s next, “Talk On The Phone”???
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
OMG what’s next, “Talk On The Phone”???
Anything past 100 years you would die immediately from drinking doo doo water.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I guess? Maybe it’s an AI thing where it watched their face to make sure they’re not doing goner face stuff?
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I guess? Maybe it’s an AI thing where it watched their face to make sure they’re not doing goner face stuff?
<fans himself dramatically>
Why I do declare, I can’t imagine whatever you mean!
<retires to fainting couch>
Why I do declare, I can’t imagine whatever you mean!
<retires to fainting couch>
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
<fans himself dramatically>
Why I do declare, I can’t imagine whatever you mean!
<retires to fainting couch>
Why I do declare, I can’t imagine whatever you mean!
<retires to fainting couch>
My dogs are thrilled by this news!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My dogs are thrilled by this news!!!
I love how it wasn’t until he started tagging journalists that her agency was all “Oh golly!!!”
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I love how it wasn’t until he started tagging journalists that her agency was all “Oh golly!!!”