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Dan Jelly
@kingandjames.bsky.social
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Canadian, #HamOnt, He/Him, Urbanist, Progressive, ADHD, Map nerd, Candy corn is awful, Half of @jellybros.bsky.social, can't find my glasses
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kingandjames.bsky.social
I highly recommend getting on the Conservatives email list. It's endlessly hilarious how bad they are at everything.

#ItsOurVote
#CdnPoli
#Elxn45
#Elections101
Image of Steve Buscemi, who is clearly not a kid, posing as a high school student wearing a backwards ballcap, holding a skateboard, and wearing a t-shirt that says "Music Band". To be clear, Pierre Poilievre is a sack of shit who doesn't care about any of the issues facing Gen Z.
April 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
There will be a new Federal riding: Flamborough-Glanbrook-Brant North. Flam-Glan drops Upper Stoney Creek and gains Paris, Saint George and surrounding parts of Brant County.

That seems goofy.

Source map:
redecoupage-redistribution-2022.ca/ebv/en/?data...
Map of newly redrawn federal electoral boundaries centering on Hamilton. New riding of Flamborough-Glanbrook-Brant North is a goofy rural/small town area that includes Binbrook, Carlisle and Paris.
March 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
Happy election day to everyone in Ontario except Doug Ford and everyone who is voting for him.

This is bullshit.

#onpoli
Big snowbank blocking a crosswalk
February 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
The #HamOnt "plow tracker". The words 'Resource not found' dwarfed by a vast white background.

Very accurate. No lies detected.
The words "Resource not found" in black text on an otherwise blank white screen
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
Nope nope nope nope nope #HamOnt
Current traffic map of Hamilton as of 6pm Jan 31, 2025. Downtown to Westdale. The highway and most streets are highlighted in red, meaning traffic is moving very very slowly
January 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
I think Paramount knew they had a stinker on their hands. They couldn't have made the words "STAR TREK" any smaller in their marketing.

Michelle Yeoh and her character deserved better.
Poster for the Section 31 film. Michelle Yeoh in a black duster against a bright yellow background. The words Star Trek appear in the smallest font above the title.
January 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
Whenever anyone interviews Poilievre all they get from him are rhyming, gimmicky slogans that don't answer the question. It's insulting.

Mene Gene managed to get more compelling and substantive answers from campy 80's wrestlers (but also rhyming, gimmicky slogans).

Do better, Cons.
Mean Gene Okerlund interviewing 1980's WWF wrestling star Macho Man Randy Savage
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
kingandjames.bsky.social
I've never felt more sorry for anyone than I do for the staff at Len's Mill Stores. This coupon..
Coupon for Len's Mill Stores that offers 10% off your total bill if you sing 4 lines of a Christmas Carol. Valid December 6th-8th. Limit one per customer per day... so holy crap that means people may inflict this torture on some poor cashier for 3 days straight... oof
December 6, 2024 at 8:17 PM