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• Identical Twin 👯‍♀️ Lifelong @Orioles fan 🧡🖤⚾️ @Eagles fan #FlyEaglesFly 🦅• Keepin’ the @backstreetboys Pride Alive • President of the Seranthony Domínguez Fan Club •
I understand that this front office has given us LOTS to complain about & don’t deserve a lot of trust until they be about it instead of talking about it. But if you’re pissed off & complaining about the Ryan Helsley signing, then you’re just mad to be mad.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’d like another high leverage lefty to split set up duties with Kittredge before I even start to feel better about this bullpen. Akin and Enns feel like the same pitcher (even though they’re not but you know what I mean) and neither of them are high leverage or get lefties out as a specialty.
Potential Orioles bullpen to open the 2026 season, as roster currently stands:

RHP Ryan Helsley (closer)
RHP Andrew Kittredge
LHP Keegan Akin
RHP Yennier Cano
LHP Dietrich Enns
RHP Rico Garcia
RHP Kade Strowd
LHP Grant Wolfram

More moves could be on the way, of course.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m very happy with this signing and am hopeful he can return to his 2024/pre Mets 2025 form. This is a great signing. Keep bullying Mike Elias. It’s working!
The Orioles land a late-inning arm. They have an agreement on a two-year deal with an opt out after the first for Ryan Helsley, source confirms, as Jeff Passan reported. Pending physical
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My dream of Seranthony my beloved returning is probably over 😞
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
BULLYING WORKS
I need a big time Orioles signing right now like I need air to breathe. Shit, I’d be fine with a rumor at this point
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I need a big time Orioles signing right now like I need air to breathe. Shit, I’d be fine with a rumor at this point
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I saw this mock trade proposal last night and I have yet to stop laughing 😂😂

It came from this article: www.mlb.com/news/hypothe...
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Do I need to check back in now
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m checked out. Lose by 50 for all I care.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They’re not booing loud enough
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fire everyone I don’t even care
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If they don’t care then I don’t care
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Maybe life is just easier when I hate both of my sports teams
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Losers
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They’re already pissing me off
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@ Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Can’t block people like this fast enough lmao boy bye
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I get one more Black Friday text, I swear I’m going to throw my phone all the way to route 40
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever inserted myself into opposing fans posts for their game days, I just let them be. It’s weird as hell that Bears fans can’t keep themselves away from my post
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
GAME DAY!! GO BIRDS DH!!! 🦅🖤
a football player is smiling during a game while wearing a black jersey with eagles on it .
Alt: a football player is smiling during a game while wearing a black jersey with eagles on it .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Lamar 😞
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy shit what a catch
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A lot of people are mad at the officiating right now who conveniently seem to ignore it when the egregious calls go against the Eagles #noticing
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
These types of replies about Baltimore are so tired
Who would want to play in Baltimore? Will just push the annual salary up at best.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM