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• Identical Twin 👯‍♀️ Lifelong @Orioles fan 🧡🖤⚾️ @Eagles fan #FlyEaglesFly 🦅• Keepin’ the @backstreetboys Pride Alive • President of the Seranthony Domínguez Fan Club •
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I saw this mock trade proposal last night and I have yet to stop laughing 😂😂

It came from this article: www.mlb.com/news/hypothe...
Orioles get: LHP MacKenzie Gore, C Keibert Ruiz Phillies get: C Adley Rutschman Nats get: DH/OF Nick Castellanos, SS Aidan Miller (Phillies’ No. 2 prospect), 3B Carson DeMartini (Phillies’ No. 13 prospect), C Caden Bodine (Orioles’ No. 10 prospect)
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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@ Eagles
Man holding cell phone against head that reads “don’t piss me off”
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I’m so glad we decided to decorate for Christmas a week early 🤩
Living room decorated for Christmas. Tree with multicolored lights. Several light up cats. Gas fireplace in the center of the room with mini stockings hanging.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Happy birthday to Seranthony Domínguez, MY BELOVED!!! Mike Elias should sign him to a nice 2 year contract as a birthday gift 🥳
Seranthony Dominguez in an Orioles uniform, tossing a baseball
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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This really fucking sucks.
His contract expired after the 2025 season, according to sources with knowledge of the situation, and the Mid-Atlantic Sports Network (MASN) opted not to renew it. Arnold declined to comment on the situation.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Tough night for the “the Orioles are going to sell low on Adley bc they signed Basallo” fanbases
Coach L 9:32 Could you see the Orioles trading Rutschman to the Pirates for pitching? Mark P 9:33 The O’s value Rutschman highly enough that I don’t see them moving him for anyone Pittsburgh has, unless it was somehow part of a package for Skenes.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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The reason the Eagles OL sucks this season
Eagles offensive line at the White House with the orange bitch
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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@ Eagles
Man holding a cell phone at his forehead with a message that reads “DON’T PISS ME OFF”
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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GAME DAY!!! GO BIRDS DH!!! #FlyEaglesFly
FUCK DALLAS GO BIRDS
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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@ Eagles
Man holding cell phone up to his forehead that reads “don’t piss me off” while giving a thumbs up with his other hand
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alainnfocail.bsky.social 🥳🥳
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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“But he’s better than what we have” as if Kyle Bradish is some no-name scrub? I won’t act like I haven’t called Mike Elias a coward myself but my god this is so backhanded and unnecessary when it comes to talking about our players
Destiny Lugardo — Site Director — Orioles — 5 years, $130 million with opt out after year 2 It’s about time the Orioles stopped acting like cowards in free agency. Baltimore has badly needed frontline starting pitching for years. Suárez is not a No. 1, but he’s better than what they have. Mike Elias has had a fascination with Phillies pitchers in the past, trading for both Seranthony Domínguez and Gregory Soto at the 2024 trade deadline. The only question is whether or not the Orioles have the appetite to surrender a second-round draft pick to sign Suárez. Elias may prefer to deal from the club’s existing pool of prospects to acquire frontline pitching.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Interested teams calling to ask if he’s available does not mean the Orioles are actively “shopping” Adley
No surprise the Orioles are shopping Adley Rutschman. With Samuel Basallo ready + drafting C/OF Ike Irish and C Caden Bodine, they’ve got depth…this could be fun.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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When Fridays are for the Birds 🦅 but it’s also hat day at work, we rep both teams
Mirror selfie of me in a Kelly green Jalen Hurts Eagles jersey hoodie and an Orioles straw hat
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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🤗
Meme that says “me looking for who the fuck asked you”
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Is this a farewell message?? Could he be a stopgap fit in Baltimore until EBJ is ready? I won’t lie, I’d like a “bigger” bat but he’d absolutely help the lineup, at least against lefties, no?
aybaybader PHILLY BABY‼️ Two and a half months was not nearly enough, but thats all the Gods had in store for us this year. To the ones who made it happen – THANK YOU. To every screaming fan – I LOVE YOU and THANK YOU. To a clubhouse I’m humbled to have been apart of – especially, THANK YOU. This game is a gift but you Philly, are a phuckin’ gipht. ❌❌❌
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Monday morning mood after coming off the bye as the current #1 seed in the NFC and adding Michael Carter II, Jaire Alexander, and Jaelan Phillips to the team with Nolan Smith & Brandon Graham set to return 🤩
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts wearing Kelly green and looking sexy as hell with that smile
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The amount of clueless Blue Jays/Phillies/Orioles fans trashing Seranthony Dominguez (my beloved) for his outing last night is insane considering he warmed up FOUR TIMES in FOUR INNINGS before he came in. He was gassed. His bozo manager is a moron & he still gutted it out. Y’all don’t deserve him.
Meme of man on his knees crying looking up at a poster of Seranthony Dominguez saying “stunt on these hoes”
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU JEFF HOFFMAN
Jeff Hoffman blowing a kiss
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Seranthony stays ready when the benches clear 😂😂😂
Blue Jays bullpen sprinting in when benches cleared in game 7 Seranthony Dominguez sprinting with his hat in his hand instead of on his head
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I think I may be a Trey Yesavage fan now, go birds 🦅
Trey Yesavage wearing Philadelphia Eagles gear
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Vic Fangio knows ball but I’m glad they traded him to the Orioles
Vic Fangio said Phillies should never have traded Seranthony Dominguez.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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WHO STOLE HIS TEETH? Was it the raw milk? Did the raw milk DISSOLVE HIS TEETH?
Bryce Harper continuing to look like he has no teeth
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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SOMEONE FREE BRYCE HARPER’S TEETH PLEASE I AM BEGGING
Bryce Harper looking like he has no teeth. Graphic says “PISSED OFF”
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Meme that says “I pretend I do not see it”
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM