k3lz3y 🖤
@killkelz.bsky.social
if this account hasn’t followed you? don’t follow me. i’ll block (respectfully) 🫶
backup / secret account 🤫 this is the *official* kelsey “crash out,” unhinged, & spam account
if you get offended? block me.
backup / secret account 🤫 this is the *official* kelsey “crash out,” unhinged, & spam account
if you get offended? block me.
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k3lz3y 🖤
@killkelz.bsky.social
· Aug 12
read this before following!
if this account didn’t follow you first… DO NOT FOLLOW ME! respectfully, i will block you 🫶
not to sound crazy (even though i am), this is an “invite only” account - only for the people i trust the most! people that won’t judge me for how truly insane i am 🤪
if this account didn’t follow you first… DO NOT FOLLOW ME! respectfully, i will block you 🫶
not to sound crazy (even though i am), this is an “invite only” account - only for the people i trust the most! people that won’t judge me for how truly insane i am 🤪
me: “are you coming to my party on saturday?”
(a get-together that YOU helped me plan… in which you decided/picked the ‘main event’ for the night, because you thought *that* particular idea would be the most fun. & you’ve been my bff for 10+ years, so i value your input)
them: “maybe”
oh! okay! 😀
(a get-together that YOU helped me plan… in which you decided/picked the ‘main event’ for the night, because you thought *that* particular idea would be the most fun. & you’ve been my bff for 10+ years, so i value your input)
them: “maybe”
oh! okay! 😀
February 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
me: “are you coming to my party on saturday?”
(a get-together that YOU helped me plan… in which you decided/picked the ‘main event’ for the night, because you thought *that* particular idea would be the most fun. & you’ve been my bff for 10+ years, so i value your input)
them: “maybe”
oh! okay! 😀
(a get-together that YOU helped me plan… in which you decided/picked the ‘main event’ for the night, because you thought *that* particular idea would be the most fun. & you’ve been my bff for 10+ years, so i value your input)
them: “maybe”
oh! okay! 😀
i wanna bash my head against the wall!!! 😀
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
i wanna bash my head against the wall!!! 😀
i hate being alive & trapped in this body
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i hate being alive & trapped in this body
i’m gonna be real for a second…
if i don’t get this surgery? i’ll become a member of the 27 club. i won’t make it to 28.
i’m so exhausted; mentally & physically… i’m done.
if i don’t get this surgery? i’ll become a member of the 27 club. i won’t make it to 28.
i’m so exhausted; mentally & physically… i’m done.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
i’m gonna be real for a second…
if i don’t get this surgery? i’ll become a member of the 27 club. i won’t make it to 28.
i’m so exhausted; mentally & physically… i’m done.
if i don’t get this surgery? i’ll become a member of the 27 club. i won’t make it to 28.
i’m so exhausted; mentally & physically… i’m done.
wish i could just “call it”
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
wish i could just “call it”
i wanna bash my head against the wall
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
i wanna bash my head against the wall
these withdrawals are BAD.
like i genuinely wanna km$ or at LEAST $h…
i’m clenching my jaw SO HARD to NOT!
i know these are withdrawal symptoms / side effects, but HOLY SHIT… this is BAD bad. ya know?
like i genuinely wanna km$ or at LEAST $h…
i’m clenching my jaw SO HARD to NOT!
i know these are withdrawal symptoms / side effects, but HOLY SHIT… this is BAD bad. ya know?
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 AM
these withdrawals are BAD.
like i genuinely wanna km$ or at LEAST $h…
i’m clenching my jaw SO HARD to NOT!
i know these are withdrawal symptoms / side effects, but HOLY SHIT… this is BAD bad. ya know?
like i genuinely wanna km$ or at LEAST $h…
i’m clenching my jaw SO HARD to NOT!
i know these are withdrawal symptoms / side effects, but HOLY SHIT… this is BAD bad. ya know?
wouldn’t it be a little funny if i km$ right now?
i won’t. but it WOULD be a lil funny!
me & the friend spending night *apparently* made a pact back in high school that we “wouldn’t” til we’re 30 y/o. but as of today… we’re both 27! why not join the club now!!!
(i won’t… i’m a coward thankfully)
i won’t. but it WOULD be a lil funny!
me & the friend spending night *apparently* made a pact back in high school that we “wouldn’t” til we’re 30 y/o. but as of today… we’re both 27! why not join the club now!!!
(i won’t… i’m a coward thankfully)
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
wouldn’t it be a little funny if i km$ right now?
i won’t. but it WOULD be a lil funny!
me & the friend spending night *apparently* made a pact back in high school that we “wouldn’t” til we’re 30 y/o. but as of today… we’re both 27! why not join the club now!!!
(i won’t… i’m a coward thankfully)
i won’t. but it WOULD be a lil funny!
me & the friend spending night *apparently* made a pact back in high school that we “wouldn’t” til we’re 30 y/o. but as of today… we’re both 27! why not join the club now!!!
(i won’t… i’m a coward thankfully)
uh oh! i’m drunk… should i attempt to shower?
i can’t remember the last time i showered…
but i think it was about a month ago?
i know FOR SURE i showered for my gyno appointment (in dec). but i don’t think i’ve washed my hair since my birthday (in nov)?
i think i’m drunk enough to attempt to shower!
i can’t remember the last time i showered…
but i think it was about a month ago?
i know FOR SURE i showered for my gyno appointment (in dec). but i don’t think i’ve washed my hair since my birthday (in nov)?
i think i’m drunk enough to attempt to shower!
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM
uh oh! i’m drunk… should i attempt to shower?
i can’t remember the last time i showered…
but i think it was about a month ago?
i know FOR SURE i showered for my gyno appointment (in dec). but i don’t think i’ve washed my hair since my birthday (in nov)?
i think i’m drunk enough to attempt to shower!
i can’t remember the last time i showered…
but i think it was about a month ago?
i know FOR SURE i showered for my gyno appointment (in dec). but i don’t think i’ve washed my hair since my birthday (in nov)?
i think i’m drunk enough to attempt to shower!
yeah… idk if i can watch “heated rivalry” because after finishing episode two? i’m just extremely annoyed & getting more pissed off at men as a whole… (yes, i know it’s a fictional show)
also, i don’t want to create more facial wrinkles from constantly making an angry/annoyed face LOL
also, i don’t want to create more facial wrinkles from constantly making an angry/annoyed face LOL
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 AM
yeah… idk if i can watch “heated rivalry” because after finishing episode two? i’m just extremely annoyed & getting more pissed off at men as a whole… (yes, i know it’s a fictional show)
also, i don’t want to create more facial wrinkles from constantly making an angry/annoyed face LOL
also, i don’t want to create more facial wrinkles from constantly making an angry/annoyed face LOL
any cis-man i meet / encounter from now
on should be forced to chug malört until they throw up (as a form of torture)
on should be forced to chug malört until they throw up (as a form of torture)
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 AM
any cis-man i meet / encounter from now
on should be forced to chug malört until they throw up (as a form of torture)
on should be forced to chug malört until they throw up (as a form of torture)
cis-men piss me off so much, even in tv shows 🤣
January 14, 2026 at 7:46 AM
cis-men piss me off so much, even in tv shows 🤣
i wonder how many people read my posts & think “just stfu & ky$ already” VERSES!!! the people that read my posts & think “damn… kelsey is really going through it. her life circumstances are tough. i genuinely hope she gets the help & care she needs.”
annoyance/apathy/callous vs concern/empathy/care
annoyance/apathy/callous vs concern/empathy/care
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
i wonder how many people read my posts & think “just stfu & ky$ already” VERSES!!! the people that read my posts & think “damn… kelsey is really going through it. her life circumstances are tough. i genuinely hope she gets the help & care she needs.”
annoyance/apathy/callous vs concern/empathy/care
annoyance/apathy/callous vs concern/empathy/care
i should’ve just r3lapsed on drugz with those $200… i know it’s SO STUPID to be this upset over something not working, but i am…
as ridiculous as it sounds, i’m gutted. i just wanted ONE good thing; just one! but no.
as ridiculous as it sounds, i’m gutted. i just wanted ONE good thing; just one! but no.
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
i should’ve just r3lapsed on drugz with those $200… i know it’s SO STUPID to be this upset over something not working, but i am…
as ridiculous as it sounds, i’m gutted. i just wanted ONE good thing; just one! but no.
as ridiculous as it sounds, i’m gutted. i just wanted ONE good thing; just one! but no.
i’m still mad.
“yeah, you ~really~ look disabled… are you one of the people that keeps stealing the good parking spots?”
and what if i k!ll you with a gun?
“yeah, you ~really~ look disabled… are you one of the people that keeps stealing the good parking spots?”
and what if i k!ll you with a gun?
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
i’m still mad.
“yeah, you ~really~ look disabled… are you one of the people that keeps stealing the good parking spots?”
and what if i k!ll you with a gun?
“yeah, you ~really~ look disabled… are you one of the people that keeps stealing the good parking spots?”
and what if i k!ll you with a gun?
if you get offended by this, block me.
some people’s “typing quirks” are so annoying bc they’re genuinely illegible…
maybe i’m “biased” bc i have dyslexia (& adhd). it just frustrates me when i can’t read/understand a “simple” post bc of a “typing quirk.”
what’s the point of “typing quirks” anyways?
some people’s “typing quirks” are so annoying bc they’re genuinely illegible…
maybe i’m “biased” bc i have dyslexia (& adhd). it just frustrates me when i can’t read/understand a “simple” post bc of a “typing quirk.”
what’s the point of “typing quirks” anyways?
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
if you get offended by this, block me.
some people’s “typing quirks” are so annoying bc they’re genuinely illegible…
maybe i’m “biased” bc i have dyslexia (& adhd). it just frustrates me when i can’t read/understand a “simple” post bc of a “typing quirk.”
what’s the point of “typing quirks” anyways?
some people’s “typing quirks” are so annoying bc they’re genuinely illegible…
maybe i’m “biased” bc i have dyslexia (& adhd). it just frustrates me when i can’t read/understand a “simple” post bc of a “typing quirk.”
what’s the point of “typing quirks” anyways?
i wanna relapse on SH sooo badly!!!
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i wanna relapse on SH sooo badly!!!
drunken thought… i miss having access to str33t drvgz.
1) shr00ms: they were fun & allowed great insight!
BUT!!! MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!
2) PA!N MEDS. before i became disabled? i had access to 0p!0!ds - just from a 🔌 but now that i NEED pa!n meds? i have no access… legally OR illegally!
1) shr00ms: they were fun & allowed great insight!
BUT!!! MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!
2) PA!N MEDS. before i became disabled? i had access to 0p!0!ds - just from a 🔌 but now that i NEED pa!n meds? i have no access… legally OR illegally!
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
drunken thought… i miss having access to str33t drvgz.
1) shr00ms: they were fun & allowed great insight!
BUT!!! MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!
2) PA!N MEDS. before i became disabled? i had access to 0p!0!ds - just from a 🔌 but now that i NEED pa!n meds? i have no access… legally OR illegally!
1) shr00ms: they were fun & allowed great insight!
BUT!!! MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!
2) PA!N MEDS. before i became disabled? i had access to 0p!0!ds - just from a 🔌 but now that i NEED pa!n meds? i have no access… legally OR illegally!
anyways… 27 club? not today obviously. but i have a whole year to decide!
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
anyways… 27 club? not today obviously. but i have a whole year to decide!
if i kⓂ️$? i think this will be the song i listen to on repeat. it’s just so special to me. open.spotify.com/track/3pFd9A...
Labradors
open.spotify.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
if i kⓂ️$? i think this will be the song i listen to on repeat. it’s just so special to me. open.spotify.com/track/3pFd9A...
i’m at the point where i think joining the “27 club” is the best option; for me & for my family… if the “budget” ends up cutting food stamps & medicaid? SPECIFICALLY MEDICAID?!? i’m fucked… i’m not going to put my family in debt for existing. i’ll wait it out, see what happens! but i BET i’m fucked.
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
i’m at the point where i think joining the “27 club” is the best option; for me & for my family… if the “budget” ends up cutting food stamps & medicaid? SPECIFICALLY MEDICAID?!? i’m fucked… i’m not going to put my family in debt for existing. i’ll wait it out, see what happens! but i BET i’m fucked.
my biggest flaw is having little to no empathy for able-bodied people that REFUSE to do ANYTHING to fix their circumstances…
i’m not talking about finances, that’s a whole different story… i’m talking about able-bodied folks that have access to ALL the resources they may need, but still refuse help!
i’m not talking about finances, that’s a whole different story… i’m talking about able-bodied folks that have access to ALL the resources they may need, but still refuse help!
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
my biggest flaw is having little to no empathy for able-bodied people that REFUSE to do ANYTHING to fix their circumstances…
i’m not talking about finances, that’s a whole different story… i’m talking about able-bodied folks that have access to ALL the resources they may need, but still refuse help!
i’m not talking about finances, that’s a whole different story… i’m talking about able-bodied folks that have access to ALL the resources they may need, but still refuse help!
i just read through some of my posts on this account & damn! i’m truly unfiltered on here. hell yeah! 😎
i’m just calling out people 24/7!
fuck ice.
fuck trvmp.
fuck Ⓜ️AGA.
fuck isreal.
fuck bigots.
fuck racists & transphobes (especially my old, loser neighbors).
ETC!
i mean, the list goes on and on!
i’m just calling out people 24/7!
fuck ice.
fuck trvmp.
fuck Ⓜ️AGA.
fuck isreal.
fuck bigots.
fuck racists & transphobes (especially my old, loser neighbors).
ETC!
i mean, the list goes on and on!
October 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i just read through some of my posts on this account & damn! i’m truly unfiltered on here. hell yeah! 😎
i’m just calling out people 24/7!
fuck ice.
fuck trvmp.
fuck Ⓜ️AGA.
fuck isreal.
fuck bigots.
fuck racists & transphobes (especially my old, loser neighbors).
ETC!
i mean, the list goes on and on!
i’m just calling out people 24/7!
fuck ice.
fuck trvmp.
fuck Ⓜ️AGA.
fuck isreal.
fuck bigots.
fuck racists & transphobes (especially my old, loser neighbors).
ETC!
i mean, the list goes on and on!