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Gemini is predicting Google will announce its death 10 years from now.

That’s a very optimistic timeline.
Google Gemini was tasked to hallucinate the front page of Hacker News on December 9, 2035. Highlighted is an entry that links to killedbygoogle.com with the headline, “Google Kills Gemini Cloud Services.”
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.
Screenshot of a TikTok video where a mother is looking very sad. Text overlayed on the screenshot reads: “I’m so sad. It’s my oldest daughter’s 10th birthday. When she was born, my husband created an email for her and he has been writing emails to her. He went to write her an email today and the account was deleted. 10 years of memories. Google, help. He is heartbroken.”
September 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Me too. Me too.
July 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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It's time.
Screenshot of entry from Killed by Google: Google URL Shortener (2009-2019). Killed over 6 years ago, Google URL Shortener, also known as goo.gl, was a URL shortening service. It was over 9 years old.
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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AI: *writes the code that caused the GCP outage*

The same AI doing its own code review:
Meme image: Obama giving himself a medal.
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I think I won?

I’ll be honest: I ran out of ink so I had to take some blood from Google Scholar and use that instead.
A bingo card where all the numbers are replaced with “AI.” Each “AI” has a red dauber ink mark on it.
May 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Get your daubers ready!!

It’s time for #GoogleIO.
A Bingo card but all the square say “AI” instead of having numbers.
May 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Lina Khan follows me in The Bad Place, and on this doomsday eve I wanted to send her off with great appreciation.
Screenshot of X/Twitter with Killed by Google account replying to Lina Khan’s final post as chair of the FTC recapping everything her and the team have accomplished during her tenure. Killed by Google replied, “🫡”
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Google Reader people to TikTokers this weekend.
A still from the film "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" where an unnamed character, who is played by James Franco, is standing on the gallows awaiting his execution through hanging. Franco asks a fellow prisoner, a crying man also on the gallows, "first time?"
January 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Google Cloud Run

or

Google Cloud Registry?
A cartoon image of a man with a white glove, looking panicked and sweating profusely as he decides between pressing two red buttons. Both buttons are labeled “GCR.” In the next panel, the man wipes sweat from his forehead with his other hand, looking extremely stressed. Below him, bold text reads: “GCR IS BEING SHUT DOWN.”
January 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Kill this fucking obnoxious modal with fire. 🔥
Screenshot of the Google Gemini popup in a Google Sheets. New: Gemini charts and insights Discover data trends, generate insights, and create charts with simple prompts like 'Make a line chart for my data'
December 2, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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I'm going to tell my kids this was Google Jamboard.
A cutting board with three types of jam poured onto it presumably for a buffet style meal. Each jam has a label with a handwritten name attached to a pretzel that is stuck in a mini marshmallow that is floating in the jam. The three jams are Raspberry Jam, Homemade Peach Jam, Blackberry Jam.
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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I'm going to tell my kids this is a Jamboard.
Multiple jams and jellies in glass canisters sitting on a wooden surface with bottles of wine in the background.
November 13, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Happy "Google Reader Can Walk The Earth Once Again" Day
Google Sign being coverered by a Spirit Halloween sign
October 31, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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Clippy was better
Mr Jingles
October 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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this
Mr Jingles
October 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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I will not cyberbully people with 🅰️ in their Twitter display name.
Bart Simpson writing lines on chalkboard. "I will not cyberbully people with 🅰️ in their Twitter display name."
November 7, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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Come on! You can do it lil guy.
Screenshot of a loading modal from Sequel Ace showing progress on a data import.
October 10, 2023 at 7:36 AM
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When the teachers find out they have to redo all their lesson plans that involved Jamboard next year.
Peloton Woman in distress meme with a Google Jamboard device photoshopped behind her.
October 1, 2023 at 6:26 AM
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Choose your fighter.
Woman wearing Apple Vision Pro. Woman using Google Cardboard.
June 5, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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Amused that I get notified when I repost my own skeet. 😜
Screenshot of Blue Sky notifications tab on iOS showing Killed by Google reposting their own skeet.
May 8, 2023 at 3:03 AM
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We're gonna get so plastered.
A "Google I/O 2023 Shots Game" bingo card with most squares filled with "AI" and other Google products.
May 5, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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I think this idea could get me hired at Google!
April 25, 2023 at 3:21 AM