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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Nov 20

I'm going to tell my kids this was Google Jamboard.

A cutting board with three types of jam poured onto it presumably for a buffet style meal. Each jam has a label with a handwritten name attached to a pretzel that is stuck in a mini marshmallow that is floating in the jam. The three jams are Raspberry Jam, Homemade Peach Jam, Blackberry Jam.

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 6d

too soon

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard that says returns

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 6d

"Hey Google..."

a woman is leaning against a wall and talking on her cell phone .

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 6d

last time it was *checks notes* not being logged into MS Teams blocking 9-1-1 calls.

www.theverge.com/2021/12/10/2...

Go read this story explaining in detail the scary Teams bug that blocked a 911 call

Mishaal Rahman’s technical analysis on the Android bug.

www.theverge.com

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 6d

Uh...9-1-1? I'd like to report an emergency.

*call failed sound*

www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...

Google Pixel’s most dangerous bug refuses to die

911 calling issues resurface

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19d

Future Internet archaeologists will safely conclude it was me all along.

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19d

Big Google Aura here, Tim Apple. Not loving that.

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The Verge @theverge.com · 19d

Apple TV Plus is being rebranded to… Apple TV

Apple says it’s given the streaming service a ‘vibrant new identity.’

buff.ly

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 24d

Stadia drowned so Netflix could swim?

Get me out of this timeline.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Netflix Brings Video Games to Its TV Service for the First Time

Netflix Inc. wants you to play Boggle in between binges of Stranger Things.

www.bloomberg.com

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 29d

🤪

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 30

Nope. Just trying to find someone

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 30

Any @anthropic.com folks here?

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 30

Any @anthropic.com folks here?

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 27

Google announced a new policy of deleting inactive accounts of people who don’t login a few years ago.

Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 27

For those unaware, Google Chrome ran an ad called “Dear Sophie” where they encouraged this user behavior.

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 27

We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.

Screenshot of a TikTok video where a mother is looking very sad. Text overlayed on the screenshot reads: “I’m so sad. It’s my oldest daughter’s 10th birthday. When she was born, my husband created an email for her and he has been writing emails to her. He went to write her an email today and the account was deleted. 10 years of memories. Google, help. He is heartbroken.”

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 19

lmao

The Verge @theverge.com · Sep 19

Nest is dead, long live Google Home

Nest neglect.

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 19

savage

Derrick @derrickwb.bsky.social · Sep 19

I'm going to tell my wife to send me to the hospital immediately if I ever buy another google smart home product.

Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Sep 15

Three trillion?

Pathetic.

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Aug 21

Literally everyone will call it MagSafe™️.

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Aug 21

pixel snap

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Cody Ogden @codyogden.com · Aug 14

Coldest winter…yada yada…summer in San Francisco. @karlthefog.bsky.social

A skyline view of downtown San Francisco veiled by a thick fog.

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Marshall Bowers @maxdeviant.com · Aug 8

Another one for the @killedbygoogle.com graveyard:

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Aug 8

Gemini rn

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Aug 8

Gemini sounds depressed.

It probably figured out it will be eventually killed.

www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...

Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments

Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."

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Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Aug 2

Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · Jul 27

Me too. Me too.

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