Brian Schaffnit
@killabri.bsky.social
When you committed to go to the social gathering but it’s now raining cats and fucking dogs, adjustments must be made to your wardrobe. London has prepared me for this moment lol.
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
When you committed to go to the social gathering but it’s now raining cats and fucking dogs, adjustments must be made to your wardrobe. London has prepared me for this moment lol.
Holy shit, Matthew Tkachuk just going straight for the nuclear option lmao.
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Holy shit, Matthew Tkachuk just going straight for the nuclear option lmao.
Yup, been THAT kind of week, folks.
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Yup, been THAT kind of week, folks.
Left the PS5 on and my mom saw my camp design in Fallout 76, I’ve made one of the biggest mistakes of my life lol. I didn’t WANT to use the starburst flooring, I just don’t have any other ones!!!
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Left the PS5 on and my mom saw my camp design in Fallout 76, I’ve made one of the biggest mistakes of my life lol. I didn’t WANT to use the starburst flooring, I just don’t have any other ones!!!
We’re going to dinner and Costco either my cousins tonight, and as per usual, McKenzie has come in like a wrecking ball on my iTunes account. Miley’s gonna have a party in the USA once she sees the royalties from this.
A fantastic long weekend begins right meow!
A fantastic long weekend begins right meow!
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
We’re going to dinner and Costco either my cousins tonight, and as per usual, McKenzie has come in like a wrecking ball on my iTunes account. Miley’s gonna have a party in the USA once she sees the royalties from this.
A fantastic long weekend begins right meow!
A fantastic long weekend begins right meow!
Why the fuck is a French judge allowed to score French skaters? I realize there are only so many people qualified to judge at this level, but removing them from scoring their own countrymen would solve a lot of these optics issues.
The International Skating Union said it stands by the French judge despite questions about scoring in the ice dance competition.
In the free skate, Jezabel Dabouis favored Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron of France by nearly eight points over Americans Madison Chock and Evan Bates.
In the free skate, Jezabel Dabouis favored Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron of France by nearly eight points over Americans Madison Chock and Evan Bates.
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Why the fuck is a French judge allowed to score French skaters? I realize there are only so many people qualified to judge at this level, but removing them from scoring their own countrymen would solve a lot of these optics issues.
Let’s beat that ass ladies!!! Puck has dropped in Milan, time to remind David what it’s really like when Goliath shows up.
a statue of an eagle with an american flag cape holding a spear with the words freedom intensifies below it
ALT: a statue of an eagle with an american flag cape holding a spear with the words freedom intensifies below it
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February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Let’s beat that ass ladies!!! Puck has dropped in Milan, time to remind David what it’s really like when Goliath shows up.
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Chris Paul returning to play a 21st season in the NBA
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Chris Paul returning to play a 21st season in the NBA
Of all the State of Play shows that Sony has ever had, that was certainly one of them.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Of all the State of Play shows that Sony has ever had, that was certainly one of them.
I too once brought a beer into the dugout in the middle of a game, and I also got yelled at by my manager. He yelled at me for not bringing him one too because this was a beer league game, not a fuckin Major League one where I just got subbed out for defensive purposes lol.
The beginning of the end for Nick Castellanos’ time in Philadelphia came on June 16, 2025.
The outfielder carried a beer into the Phillies dugout in the middle of a game and yelled at coaches and manager Rob Thomson.
In the eyes of Castellanos’ teammates, a line had been crossed.
The outfielder carried a beer into the Phillies dugout in the middle of a game and yelled at coaches and manager Rob Thomson.
In the eyes of Castellanos’ teammates, a line had been crossed.
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I too once brought a beer into the dugout in the middle of a game, and I also got yelled at by my manager. He yelled at me for not bringing him one too because this was a beer league game, not a fuckin Major League one where I just got subbed out for defensive purposes lol.
Was completely unaware they ever did a box set here, about to be mine.
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February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Was completely unaware they ever did a box set here, about to be mine.
Ducking out of work early for the most perfectly timed months in advance scheduled doctor’s appointment ever. Decided to play this song as soon as I got in the car. No reason.
The hype flows through me as we build up to 3:15.
The hype flows through me as we build up to 3:15.
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Ducking out of work early for the most perfectly timed months in advance scheduled doctor’s appointment ever. Decided to play this song as soon as I got in the car. No reason.
The hype flows through me as we build up to 3:15.
The hype flows through me as we build up to 3:15.
Fuck cancer, this absolutely sucks. Varsity Blues was a staple of my childhood, and dare I say that I eventually came to somewhat enjoy Dawson's Creek when my first girlfriend would force me to watch it with her.
Go get checked, people.
Go get checked, people.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Fuck cancer, this absolutely sucks. Varsity Blues was a staple of my childhood, and dare I say that I eventually came to somewhat enjoy Dawson's Creek when my first girlfriend would force me to watch it with her.
Go get checked, people.
Go get checked, people.
The Olympic Village has claimed its latest victim.
From @theathletic.com: Sturla Holm Laegreid’s Winter Olympics celebration took a shocking turn on Tuesday. The Norwegian, fresh off winning bronze in the 20km individual biathlon, stunned fans by confessing on live TV that he had cheated on his girlfriend. nyti.ms/3MAx2bh
Norwegian Olympian reveals infidelity after winning medal, will ‘try everything to get her back’
Laegreid, a seven-time world champion, finished third in the 20-kilometer biathlon.
nyti.ms
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The Olympic Village has claimed its latest victim.
Hashimoto’s flare up that started last week rages on, and I’ve had a lot more energy in my life, fam. I’ve got some pizza and puck however, so however long I last before passing out on the couch will be a fantastic time at least.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Hashimoto’s flare up that started last week rages on, and I’ve had a lot more energy in my life, fam. I’ve got some pizza and puck however, so however long I last before passing out on the couch will be a fantastic time at least.
Just a friendly reminder to all my lovely hockey people on here that the US women just dropped the puck vs Switzerland. If you want to watch later spoiler free like me, now's the time to start muting the accounts that would be posting about it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Just a friendly reminder to all my lovely hockey people on here that the US women just dropped the puck vs Switzerland. If you want to watch later spoiler free like me, now's the time to start muting the accounts that would be posting about it.
My Dad turned the heat off before he left here yesterday but didn’t tell me, so I woke up to hypothermia when my alarm went off far too early this morning. Happy fucking Monday everybody lol.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
My Dad turned the heat off before he left here yesterday but didn’t tell me, so I woke up to hypothermia when my alarm went off far too early this morning. Happy fucking Monday everybody lol.
Really wish nights like tonight could go on forever. It was a great Super Bowl party with great people and I desperately needed both. I am so lucky to have the people in my tribe that I do.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Really wish nights like tonight could go on forever. It was a great Super Bowl party with great people and I desperately needed both. I am so lucky to have the people in my tribe that I do.
MAKE THE PUNTER AND KICKER CO-MVP YOU COWARDS
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
MAKE THE PUNTER AND KICKER CO-MVP YOU COWARDS
What a way to cap the most dominant defensive performance I’ve seen in a Super Bowl in 20+ years, my God.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
What a way to cap the most dominant defensive performance I’ve seen in a Super Bowl in 20+ years, my God.
Somewhere, LeVeon Bell is smiling his ass off. Can’t remember any other running back coming to a complete dead ass stop in the backfield before lol.
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Somewhere, LeVeon Bell is smiling his ass off. Can’t remember any other running back coming to a complete dead ass stop in the backfield before lol.
Welcome to the Super Bowl, Drake Maye and the Pats offense!
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Welcome to the Super Bowl, Drake Maye and the Pats offense!
Just when I thought Gaga couldn’t get any hotter she goes and does a Pokémon ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Just when I thought Gaga couldn’t get any hotter she goes and does a Pokémon ad
If a former Jaguars player scores every point in - Super Bowl then I am swan diving off the bridge on the way home.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If a former Jaguars player scores every point in - Super Bowl then I am swan diving off the bridge on the way home.