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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 11m

Been trying to get your girl into Pokemon but she just won't give it a try? Do I have the solution for you!

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 14m

10-inch Wiglett Plush is $21.24 at Pokemon Center (discount at checkout. 15% off sitewide discount) buff.ly/O8KrN8G

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 15m

And just barely 2 minutes later, Victor Hedman notches his 800th career point. Fun, special night at Amalie tonight (yes, I am still calling it Amalie.)

Elliotte Friedman (Bot) @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social · 18m

1,000 career points for Nikita Kucherov

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 36m

My mother has also come to this realization. She took about 90 minutes ago and the last thing she saw before she laid down was the UC medicine commercial. That was the first thing she saw when she got back into the living room and asked if dad and I were the only college fans without it lol.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2h

Trading a player who’s in year 2 of a rookie contract and is currently at the absolute low point of his value is complete lunacy. I realize the current regime didn’t draft him, but you’ve got to give him the year to see what you can do with him. Always the offseason if you wanna move on still.

NFL Trade Rumors @nfltraderumors.bsky.social · 8h

Jaguars Listening To Trade Offers For WR Brian Thomas Jr

According to Dianna Russini of The Athletic, the Jaguars are listening to trade calls for WR Brian Thomas Jr. Russini says that even if a trade “feels highly unlikely,” the team is at least listening. The Jaguars are reportedly looking for defensive help right now, per Russini. Thomas Jr had a breakout season last year […] The post Jaguars Listening To Trade Offers For WR Brian Thomas Jr appeared first on NFLTradeRumors.co.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2h

If ya can't take the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen 0. Love this.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 3h

"You're a little quieter now than before." - Lane Kiffin talking smack to Oklahoma DL David Stone following Ole Miss's win.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2d

a man is standing in front of a car with the words it 's called jet lag above him

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2d

This top is SO you, perfect spooky szn fit 😍

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2d

Glad to be back in the US and particularly glad to have slept in my own bed last night, but I'm already like this trying to figure out how I can get back to London next year. I've never felt more alive, more comfortable and more me anywhere in the world. I can't wait for the next trip.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2d

After encountering incredibly friendly locals and airport staff in London during our whole trip, roughly 10 minutes after my return to a US soil I get a prolapsed anus of a customs officer who hates his job and life and decided that’s gonna be everyone else’s problem. Welcome back to America lol.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2d

Back in the US, and there’s only one thing I need in my life. I loved our culinary journey in London, but a man needs to fuck up some BBQ when he gets back to home soil.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing like a piping hot cup of hot chocolate after a freezing cold boat ride and walk. This is desperately needed, fam.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 4d

I quote tweeted an Athletic article on QB rankings that this app assumed was racist for some reason (it wasn’t lol) and I made fun of those people in the quote. I haven’t been hated on that much since I wore Gator stuff to Neyland Stadium. It was incredible. I ate block after block.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 5d

Perfection at London’s highest rated Irish pub. The locals come here for pints and sports. We’ve found our new home.

The most perfectly poured pint of Guinness in my life.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 5d

Hotel blackout curtains are the absolute tits. I have to find some of these for the bedroom!

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 6d

A leftist's head would explode if they had to watch sports with such an incredibly shitty setup

X user: A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 5d

We are fucking HOWLING at this pub and the locals have no idea why, but they’re getting hype with us all the same because they can detect it’s a batshit stupid absolutely fucking annihilated drunk game lol.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

This pub gets an automatic 2 point elevation on the 10 point scale just for this. Amazing.

A sign at the front of a pub with Pennywise holding a welcome sign.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

Just got told by a Scottish woman at the car park bar that I’d fit right in there and that I should move there. We love our Thicc Queens here, but ones with accents? I have found new levels to this weakness. The night is young and so am I.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

So after spending an hour in the car garage bar, I can tell you that if you ever come over here for a Chiefs game that you and everyone else in Chiefs gear will be quite unpopular lol. They are being relentlessly booed every time they’re on RedZone, everyone drank a gallon of Haterade.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

Safe travels Sass!!! We’re headed to the bar postgame lol. They’ve got RedZone and booze, both of which I need at the mo.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

Why the fuck is Stafford even still in this game lol. Let Jimmy G the porn star fucker get some run!

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

Welcome to the football game, Jaguars! Nice of you to join us here at Wembley!

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

I hereby self ban from London and Wembley Stadium.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6d

FUCK

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 7d

There’s one Cowboys fan in here antagonizing the Jags fans, because it’s international law that one of them has to be at every NFL function at all times.