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Joni Baloni 🐈💨
@kielbasanova.bsky.social
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Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻

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When you walk in and interrupt them talking about you.
Dr . Zira and a colleague in Planet of the Apes, looking at the viewer like they were just talking some gossip about them.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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An astrologer trying to tell me about myself:
Peter Falk in the move The Great Muppet Caper, sitting on a park bench with Kermit telling him what he says is Kermit's story and Kermit responds with "It's amazing. You are 100% wrong."
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Them: My body is a temple.

Me:
Sign that says Centre for Useless Splendour
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Maddy from Twin Peaks in a robe, wearing glasses, holding a cup of coffee, and sitting in a chair. The Cramps. Poison Ivy, Lux Interior, and Nick Knox.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Do I really need to order this or am I just depressed?
Wearable shark blanket, where you can see out of the mouth of the shark with it's head as a hood.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Has Science gone too far??
Instructions for mobile entry into Dana Gould
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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When they pick up your best weapon before reviving you
Richard Jenkins in Cabin in the Woods shouting "Fuck You" at a tv screen.
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future
Endora from Bewitched
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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When a coworker finds you on social media
art by Rudolf Sieber-Lonati showing a person on top of their house with a gun pointing a huge eye, larger than a sun in the sky, staring down at the person.
October 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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September 30th vs October 1st
David Cross holding a mic and doing comedy. He's wearing a hat and a red zipper hoodie. David Cross in Mr. Show as Marilyn Monster. He looks glamorously evil.
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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POV for Boo-kkake
Illustration of Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, and Pennywise all standing in a huddle circle looking down at the center of their circle (which is at the viewer).
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"It's not a doll, it's a limited edition action figure."
Scene from 1969 film The Witchmaker where a blonde woman is looking at an idol and the man next to her has a mansplaining look on his face.
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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If you see this, post a concert picture you took.
The logo for The Aquabats, wearing a cape and an eye mask and a cowl with ears. With a big A on the chest.
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Rapture morning walk around the neighborhood
Regina in Night of the Comet holding up a dress worn by her stepmom Dolores that was laying on the street among other neighbors clothes as well as red dust.
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Post a random Star Trek image.
John de Lancie looking thirsty ASF as Q from TNG in some Fraggles Uncle Traveling Matt adventure gear and posed like he wants he wants you to draw him like one of your French girls.
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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"Hey! Move it or lose it, pal!"
heavily used banged up scraped up traffic cone that looks like it's got 2 white eyes above a melted opening that is shaped like a surly mouth. It's giving Traffic Cone Foreman energy.
September 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Happy Birthday to @blainecapatch.bsky.social ✨🥳🎂🎁🎈One of the funniest humans I have ever met.
A selfie of me with Blaine Capatch and he is holding a zucchini.
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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My Cousin Vinny scene with Joe Pesci in the usher uniform in the court room instead of a regular suit.
September 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This shirt kicks so much ass I brought it to a knife fight and won.
Raglan shirt that has the name Dave Hill in some kind of red Hell fire font. Dave is portrayed as a zombie ghoul with a dragon who is shredding on a guitar.
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Oo-Lala! @artofcoop.bsky.social
A wide eyed me checking out the Coop Pin-ups book full of luscious ladies.
September 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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You need a bag hutch.
Sketch from Mr. Show where a husband and wife are smiling at a cardboard box on their kitchen counter that says BAG HUTCH on the side in bold lettering. This is where they will keep their extra paper (or plastic) bags. Their bag storage worrying days are over.
September 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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A doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
Jeffrey Combs as Dr Herbert West, holding a syringe full of glowing green Re-Animator syrum.
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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When you like my post 💙
Steve Martin in The Jerk, looking at his name in the phone book and shouting I'M SOMEBODY NOW!
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Watching Alien: Earth ep 5 like
September 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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When someone joins my Helldivers II party
Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead asking How many Walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed? why?. But I changed walkers to Terminids.
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM