it’s Wally awkwardly sitting with a bunch of stuff piled above him to make a deceptively Stolas-shaped silhouette!

literally my whole answer as wellllll 😭

have him sign the one where blitz is a little pudding in stolas' hands

me jumping when via started singing bc i thought someone on discord had gotten real fuckin good at singing

okay excellent i love that (i need there to be a mai tai like "not a fucking mai tai")

when i say 10 minutes i mean the time since my last comment so morning me will find out how long that is

lmao me staring at my phone case for like ten solid minutes thinking it was my phone screen and i was just staring at a very slow loadng page

i feel like the time between the opening disclaimer and stolas sitting at the breakfast table in sinsmas has been three hours long, i love my three hour movie about domestic stolitz in the apartment

This is the first piece I ever drew for #HelluvaBoss and I went ahead and did a redraw. I can see my improvement, how much more accurate I draw him and I'm PROUD.

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Gold 🥰 (I’m so excited to see how this comes out)

he’s just like me fr

okay yes my brain kept thinking that was the one with the name revealed so I got curious

somewhere out there exists a universe where Blitzø made some teasing comment the first night about how well Stolas rides him and Stolas commented back that all the horseback riding helped, and he took Blitzø down to the stables and Blitzø said “I love you” and they got married a week later 😌

HCNEGDIDBS I gotta tell myself that Stella found some way to keep that thing permanently cemented to the wall because it kills me knowing he and blitz keep fucking next to it

to go from what he believed to be a passionate night of decades-old lust and fantasy to being hung up on, showing up at the office to imitate Blitzø barging into his life and assuming that his comments meant he wanted his day to be livened up…

Blitz and Stolas literally going at it amid the chaos and Blitz is so proud when he manages to make Stolas’ hand shake enough that he misses his target

Blitz: HA! Distracted, big bird?
*tank explodes and takes out the rest of the attackers*
Stolas: sorry, darling, I just needed to speed things up 🥰

and there’s Stolas adjusting his little secretary glasses he doesn’t actually need (that were hindering his aim, of all things) and he giggles and hands Blitzø his gun back like “it’s just because you trained me, darling~” and Blitzø is like “bitch, we haven’t even started TARGET PRACTICE”

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE DREAMED ABOUT THIS EXACT SCENARIO, all of IMP freaking out that they need to protect their useless secretary who’s never held a weapon in his delicate little hands and there’s Stolas just point blank getting a headshot on every single attacker