Kevin Slattery
@kfslattery.bsky.social
awh hell pawl, the ocean ain’t played nobody!
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‼️‼️‼️‼️ Per reporters on scene, Leigh Wambsganss has shut down her party. She hasn't conceded to Taylor Rehmet yet, but apparently told supporters that “we’ll be back in November.”
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
‼️‼️ Still a lot TBD, but Rehmet is leading early vote count by **13 POINTS** in a district that Trump won by 17 points. I'll be updating in this thread throughout the night.
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
‼️‼️‼️‼️ Per reporters on scene, Leigh Wambsganss has shut down her party. She hasn't conceded to Taylor Rehmet yet, but apparently told supporters that “we’ll be back in November.”
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let's check in on TiderInsider
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
let's check in on TiderInsider
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Duke is so good at school AND football that they tested out of CFP entirely
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Duke is so good at school AND football that they tested out of CFP entirely
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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Me waiting for my DoorDash order
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Me waiting for my DoorDash order
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Michael Irvin is going to somehow do a DragonBall Z fusion with himself on the sidelines after this game
Michael Irvin is about to transform into the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Michael Irvin is going to somehow do a DragonBall Z fusion with himself on the sidelines after this game
Go Navy. Beat Army
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Go Navy. Beat Army
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Philip is like
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Philip is like
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me quietly liking your thirst traps
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
me quietly liking your thirst traps
6 plays the football so good in mid-air
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
6 plays the football so good in mid-air
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WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia.
That seems...significant.
That seems...significant.
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia.
That seems...significant.
That seems...significant.
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Woke 2 riding in like
bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse
Alt: bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Woke 2 riding in like
if the Birds get dotted up by Carson Wentz I'm going to take a nap in traffic.
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
if the Birds get dotted up by Carson Wentz I'm going to take a nap in traffic.
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hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion
The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion
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Now that's one way to earn a penalty 👏🍑
October 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Now that's one way to earn a penalty 👏🍑
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"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"
I wrote about the ai "friend" PLUS Jam of The Week (Fuzzy Slippers)
open.substack.com/pub/kfslatte...
open.substack.com/pub/kfslatte...
AI is not your "friend" PLUS Jam of The Week
game recognize game you lookin kinda unfamiliar right now.
open.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I wrote about the ai "friend" PLUS Jam of The Week (Fuzzy Slippers)
open.substack.com/pub/kfslatte...
open.substack.com/pub/kfslatte...
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"Fuck you, we'll just do it again." - Jeff Stoutland
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Fuck you, we'll just do it again." - Jeff Stoutland
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If you're at the Linc this is your chance to go on the field and run around for a bit.
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If you're at the Linc this is your chance to go on the field and run around for a bit.
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NBC Sports Philly has this rain delay footage beat.
Show me a doc about Wilbert Montgomery or something.
Show me a doc about Wilbert Montgomery or something.
September 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NBC Sports Philly has this rain delay footage beat.
Show me a doc about Wilbert Montgomery or something.
Show me a doc about Wilbert Montgomery or something.
i play too much cfb26 to deal with narrow hasmarks.
narrow hash marks are football cowardice
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i play too much cfb26 to deal with narrow hasmarks.
not worried about our DL (best player spit on a guy)
very worried about the security status of quintonimo bay
very worried about the security status of quintonimo bay
September 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
not worried about our DL (best player spit on a guy)
very worried about the security status of quintonimo bay
very worried about the security status of quintonimo bay