Grant
@keyskong.bsky.social
I just wanted to nerd out about music and gear but now we gotta fight fascism😠. ⭕️🐠💀⚡️👽
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Grant
@keyskong.bsky.social
· Feb 2
I remember when I was a little kid there were definitely different occupations I thought about, but more than anything I just wanted to be smart, because that always seemed like the coolest thing a person could be. I see now I was the only one who felt that way.
Absolutely crushed breakfast this morning. Cornbread, eggs, pork verde chili.
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Absolutely crushed breakfast this morning. Cornbread, eggs, pork verde chili.
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Perhaps the guy who doubled his net worth by raking in billions via crypto dinners could put up some of his own cash instead of scamming your grandparents out of $2,500 during the holidays.
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Perhaps the guy who doubled his net worth by raking in billions via crypto dinners could put up some of his own cash instead of scamming your grandparents out of $2,500 during the holidays.
I'll never be able to wrap my head around Mickey Hart rejoining the #GratefulDead and then every few shows having to play a song about what a piece of shit his own dad was.
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'll never be able to wrap my head around Mickey Hart rejoining the #GratefulDead and then every few shows having to play a song about what a piece of shit his own dad was.
Watching #DieHard2 thinking about how Fuckface VonClownstick would have totally pardoned General Esperanza making this entire plot unrealistic for all the wrong reasons.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Watching #DieHard2 thinking about how Fuckface VonClownstick would have totally pardoned General Esperanza making this entire plot unrealistic for all the wrong reasons.
It's always a neat little "extra" when your Lyft driver wears enough cologne for both of you.
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's always a neat little "extra" when your Lyft driver wears enough cologne for both of you.
I just want Sean Duffy to know that I'm wearing my very nicest Phish hoodie in first class on my flight to Hawaii. Aloha, fuckface.
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just want Sean Duffy to know that I'm wearing my very nicest Phish hoodie in first class on my flight to Hawaii. Aloha, fuckface.
Ventilator Blues>Just Want to See His Face is pretty pretty pretty good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ventilator Blues>Just Want to See His Face is pretty pretty pretty good.
Pretty pumped to see @sigurros.com tonight with a full orchestra. #PDX
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Pretty pumped to see @sigurros.com tonight with a full orchestra. #PDX
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This entire administration is a national security risk
As the FBI’s deputy director, Dan Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented, insiders say.
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This entire administration is a national security risk
We’re establishing ourselves as the “take a handful” house tonight. #Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We’re establishing ourselves as the “take a handful” house tonight. #Halloween
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October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I take great pleasure in voting with my @stonekettle.bsky.social pen. #StonekettleStation #vote #Oregon
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I take great pleasure in voting with my @stonekettle.bsky.social pen. #StonekettleStation #vote #Oregon
“Now break that skylight, Friendly Brett, you steely-eyed mountain man.”
October 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“Now break that skylight, Friendly Brett, you steely-eyed mountain man.”
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Lawless Russell Vought thinks he can nullify a law by deleting it from an FAQ
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance
An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.
www.govexec.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Lawless Russell Vought thinks he can nullify a law by deleting it from an FAQ
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
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I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
Just sent my first invoice for a big boy music production job and it feels amazing.
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just sent my first invoice for a big boy music production job and it feels amazing.
I’ll see your pickleball and raise you whatever in the hell this is.
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’ll see your pickleball and raise you whatever in the hell this is.
Here’s my namesake, Medal of Honor recipient, and #Antifa terrorist, Grant F. Timmerman. Killed on Saipan saving the lives of his fellow Antifa tank crew members.
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here’s my namesake, Medal of Honor recipient, and #Antifa terrorist, Grant F. Timmerman. Killed on Saipan saving the lives of his fellow Antifa tank crew members.
As a large, I would like to ask the tiny Napoleons to please choose someone else. We’re tired of you idiots.
September 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As a large, I would like to ask the tiny Napoleons to please choose someone else. We’re tired of you idiots.
Are you not also watching the show you just attended last night?
September 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Are you not also watching the show you just attended last night?
