Fattori Blanc
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Fattori Blanc
@kevintj.bsky.social
I like penguins. BATES IS A GOOD MAN. Inventor of Interim Bacon and drug donuts. | Insta: @kboylan84
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I didn’t copy my username from the other place. I was talking_spheres over there…. 👀
If Gyokeres scores and Arsenal win the losing team should automatically lose three points.
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Mikel Arteta has just described Declan Rice as young. He’s not young in a football sense.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I find the Premier League tv scheduling baffling.

Why no lunchtime kick off today? Why not spread the Sunday games out a bit more? There’s no need for three games at 2pm.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
There’s two sitcoms I can constantly rewatch: One Foot In The Grave & Keeping Up Appearances.

I sometimes think I am Victor Meldrew. And I don’t mind that, at all.
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Not surprised to see Palace reconsider that ridiculous bid for Larsen. He is not a £50m player, not even close to it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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When storeowners put cash in bags and handed them to Al Capone they weren't like "This is a wise investment, I will surely recoup this money"
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Salmon risotto for lunch
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Why are clubs interested in him? He’s been absolutely awful this season.
Crystal Palace are close to reaching a verbal agreement to sign Jorgen Strand Larsen from Wolves.

Palace want to strengthen their attack before the winter transfer window shuts and Strand Larsen has emerged as their top target.

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January 29, 2026 at 9:53 AM
In a certain light, not far off moonlight.
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January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Watching Irish Traitors and already find it unbelievable because they have a guy from Limerick who’s 33. That’s a bloody miracle in itself
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Rice is a twat
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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I keep seeing reports that Thomas Frank has "lost the dressing room". You would think a club of Spurs' stature would have a rudimentary stadium map of some kind.
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Absolute and total humiliation for the faithful. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
They’re dumb as rocks.
Jade, mate, of course you can’t trust people in this GAME
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
They’re dumb as rocks
HOW HAS NO ONE NOTICED THAT RACHEL SAID SHE WAS A TRAITOR #TheTraitor
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
He’s already lying to us
Would I Lie To You? Not usually, but maybe tonight, when I appear on popular BBC panel show Am I Lying To You Or Am I Telling The Truth? 8.30pm BBC One.
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Reader, she parped in the gym door pods….
There should be an immediate lifetime ban for people who fart in the gym door pods
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Dora is a cat that knows she is safe and loved 🥰
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I texted the family group. My mum thinks I self diagnosed ffs
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Hard to understand why Frank isn’t gone yet. Or Glasner for that matter.
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Cellulitis has crippled me.
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a door .
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January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Bloody wife managed to go and get a razor blade in one of the tyres on her car
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