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Wooks Koepka
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My "Not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Nvidia, $NVDA, has said it is "not Enron."
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Late night (10PM) vibes

open.spotify.com/album/45ZWDM...
The Universe Smiles Upon You ii
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I like eating at Greek restaurants bc I feel like it supports Stavvy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Wooks Koepka
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The platform that monetized ragebait was being taken advantage of by foreigners cosplaying as maga patriots… no way.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
AJ Brown probably looking at his stats blasting Dreams and Nightmares rn.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Our father who art in a k hole
Blessed be thy rolls 🙏
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Reposted by Wooks Koepka
The Grateful Dead played in Worcester Massachusetts on 4/20/1969
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Of all the notes in Sound One, those were certainly some of them.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
That last play needed Benny Hill music.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Caves of the North!
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I can understand wearing your safety vest at lunch I guess… but why are you wearing a full body harness in this gas station my guy?
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just know I’m pulling up from the sink.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
All three contestants missed Chewbacca for final jeopardy.
a close up of a chewbacca with the words upset screaming above him
ALT: a close up of a chewbacca with the words upset screaming above him
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🅱️lueberry 🅱️anana 🅱️read
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hold my calls.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Geno Smith is like if Russell Wilson was never good.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The current Jeopardy champ has Ned Flanders swag.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Now here’s a guy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM