kevin mchugh
@kevinmchugh.bsky.social
I'm going to start a thread of small nice things that happen to me
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'm going to start a thread of small nice things that happen to me
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Having house guests while you've got a baby is so funny. I'm constantly furious at them for talking too loud, leaving anything on the floor, and for breaking all the very delicate, opaque systems we have in place. "Do not put your dish in the gray basin! Your dish goes in the taupe basin!"
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Having house guests while you've got a baby is so funny. I'm constantly furious at them for talking too loud, leaving anything on the floor, and for breaking all the very delicate, opaque systems we have in place. "Do not put your dish in the gray basin! Your dish goes in the taupe basin!"
Surely someone did "Trump talks about his close personal friend, The Grinch", right? Like probably 5 years ago
December 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Surely someone did "Trump talks about his close personal friend, The Grinch", right? Like probably 5 years ago
In 2013 software teams had a 47 step process to release software and the first step was "pick a name for the release. It should be the name of a specific Jawa from the Star Wars expanded universe. Do not reuse names. Have fun with it!"
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
In 2013 software teams had a 47 step process to release software and the first step was "pick a name for the release. It should be the name of a specific Jawa from the Star Wars expanded universe. Do not reuse names. Have fun with it!"
Yes, I am cooking for my son and his wife. It's his thirtieth birthday
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Yes, I am cooking for my son and his wife. It's his thirtieth birthday
What idiot called him Chris Gaines and not Darth Brooks
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What idiot called him Chris Gaines and not Darth Brooks
Who put a Kinect in the little free library? Show yourself
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Who put a Kinect in the little free library? Show yourself
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No offense, but I don't have anything else to say to you. Don't want to get into any more trouble than I already am. You'd better go.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
No offense, but I don't have anything else to say to you. Don't want to get into any more trouble than I already am. You'd better go.
After a seizure I enter a cooldown where I am extra susceptible to power attacks
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
After a seizure I enter a cooldown where I am extra susceptible to power attacks
Thinking about the Harrison Ford cameo in Rise of Skywalker and wishing it had instead been Ewan McGregor telling Kylo that he sucks and he's the source of his own unhappiness and he'll get to meet Anakin when he stops worshipping Vader
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Thinking about the Harrison Ford cameo in Rise of Skywalker and wishing it had instead been Ewan McGregor telling Kylo that he sucks and he's the source of his own unhappiness and he'll get to meet Anakin when he stops worshipping Vader
I know this is humbug of me, but "Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" is truly insipid dialogue
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know this is humbug of me, but "Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" is truly insipid dialogue
My brother in law is the product manager for duo mobile. I asked if he'd seen the viral post about him. He hadn't, and thought this was very funny. "There's actually a good reason we do this" he started to say
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My brother in law is the product manager for duo mobile. I asked if he'd seen the viral post about him. He hadn't, and thought this was very funny. "There's actually a good reason we do this" he started to say
Happy Big Bag of Cash Wednesday! Celebrate by taking a big bag of cash from someone!
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Happy Big Bag of Cash Wednesday! Celebrate by taking a big bag of cash from someone!
Hope everyone has a good Big Bag of Cash Wednesday tomorrow!
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hope everyone has a good Big Bag of Cash Wednesday tomorrow!
I walk into the nursery. My son looks at me and says, very clearly, "fuck face". His first words. My eyes fill with tears.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I walk into the nursery. My son looks at me and says, very clearly, "fuck face". His first words. My eyes fill with tears.
Reminder that after Cyber Monday comes Giving Tuesday and after Giving Tuesday comes Big Bag of Cash Wednesday
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reminder that after Cyber Monday comes Giving Tuesday and after Giving Tuesday comes Big Bag of Cash Wednesday
Sometimes I wish there was an Internet where you didn't have to hear from Europeans
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sometimes I wish there was an Internet where you didn't have to hear from Europeans
What creature drinks coffee in the morning, diet dr pepper in the day, and miller high life at night?
-- The Sphinx's New Riddle
-- The Sphinx's New Riddle
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What creature drinks coffee in the morning, diet dr pepper in the day, and miller high life at night?
-- The Sphinx's New Riddle
-- The Sphinx's New Riddle
Nepobaby Arlo Guthrie
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Nepobaby Arlo Guthrie
The only upside to that terrible season of the Bear is that the next season could feature Dick Portillo as a villain
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only upside to that terrible season of the Bear is that the next season could feature Dick Portillo as a villain
The best form of grocery shopping is making a stop at a store for one specific item
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The best form of grocery shopping is making a stop at a store for one specific item
back on my "fee fi fo fum" shit
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
back on my "fee fi fo fum" shit
Just remembered this guy Rob challenging me and my friend to a literal pissing contest (for distance) in high school. He said his uncle was a cowboy and taught him the secret to pissing long distances
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just remembered this guy Rob challenging me and my friend to a literal pissing contest (for distance) in high school. He said his uncle was a cowboy and taught him the secret to pissing long distances
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My wife waited until I got really sad to try to unionize which really bummed out because I tend to run my marriage like we are family
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My wife waited until I got really sad to try to unionize which really bummed out because I tend to run my marriage like we are family