Kevin Ela
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Kevin Ela
@kevinela.bsky.social
Former punk, current Letter Carrier
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@scottaukerman.bsky.social Resident Alien is so funny, in episode 2 of season 1 he compares himself to a young jerry orbach while trying to kill a child
June 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@jimmypardo.com Schilling is a dickhead but he got staples in his foot mid game. Absolutely wild that he continued to pitch, not “just a scrape”!
April 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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old phone who was this
March 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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people complain about blue decks until they get a taste of land destruction. no counterspell is half as irritating as you having one land and me having nine
March 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
February 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Mike’s hot ‘n hard honey lemonade seems a bit much
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
suffer no succotash
February 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
POV: you are Ja Rule holding a cheese sandwich #zatoichi
February 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@toddglass.bsky.social I’m proud of you!
February 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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PUT AWAY YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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kate bush? what’s next, jake tree?
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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petition to call this place “blues guy”
January 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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"hellooooooooOOOoooooo" - mr jackpots
December 5, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Just discovered that if you tap on the helicopter in the Watch Duty app it sprays water? Sorry I now realize I could have ended this whole thing a while ago
January 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
January 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
2 minutes of Ben Affleck shitting on Armageddon #benaffleck #armageddon #michaelbay #losangeles
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Donkey Kong has better lore than Dune
January 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM