Kevin Boniface
@kevinboniface.bsky.social
Artist/Writer/Postman appearing from behind a rhododendron and cursing loudly #MDANT
Website: https://kevinboniface.co.uk
Sports and Social: https://tinyurl.com/2xmnxh38
Round About Town: https://tinyurl.com/24bwnh2b
Website: https://kevinboniface.co.uk
Sports and Social: https://tinyurl.com/2xmnxh38
Round About Town: https://tinyurl.com/24bwnh2b
Almost done and only one “What’s she been ordering now?” all day. Incredible 😮
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Almost done and only one “What’s she been ordering now?” all day. Incredible 😮
What is it? Pizza? Put Santa on it and some f***ing snow. Bish bosh
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
What is it? Pizza? Put Santa on it and some f***ing snow. Bish bosh
That time I hired an expensive consultant to help with the branding of my homemade marmalade
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
That time I hired an expensive consultant to help with the branding of my homemade marmalade
Just noticed me and G’s Sunday morning reading: Gilbert & George
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just noticed me and G’s Sunday morning reading: Gilbert & George
Day off today so I’m going to stay in and watch this VHS upload of lightly self-conscious people dancing to The Cramps with the lights on in a listed building in Batley in the 8os. Great soundtrack, hairstyles and interview technique – check the edit at 7m42s. Quality.
youtu.be/A9sMZ_5NjM8
youtu.be/A9sMZ_5NjM8
THE HEIGHT OF GOTH: 1984: A Night at the Xclusiv Nightclub: Batley, West Yorkshire UK
YouTube video by ilegal
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Day off today so I’m going to stay in and watch this VHS upload of lightly self-conscious people dancing to The Cramps with the lights on in a listed building in Batley in the 8os. Great soundtrack, hairstyles and interview technique – check the edit at 7m42s. Quality.
youtu.be/A9sMZ_5NjM8
youtu.be/A9sMZ_5NjM8
Once, in 2012, the TV remote broke and I saw two minutes of a Kirstie Allsopp programme: Nick and Ellie had been PLAGUED by a NIGHTMARE kitchen so they made some paper roses. Kirsty looked at the camera and told me that my signature craft might be just around the corner. I’ve never got over it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Once, in 2012, the TV remote broke and I saw two minutes of a Kirstie Allsopp programme: Nick and Ellie had been PLAGUED by a NIGHTMARE kitchen so they made some paper roses. Kirsty looked at the camera and told me that my signature craft might be just around the corner. I’ve never got over it.
A man in a waxed coat comes out and I hand him a letter. He squints at it. ‘What’s that say?’ he asks, his finger under the word Specsavers. A spaniel appears, barking aggressively. ‘Don’t worry about her says the man ‘She doesn’t bark.’
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A man in a waxed coat comes out and I hand him a letter. He squints at it. ‘What’s that say?’ he asks, his finger under the word Specsavers. A spaniel appears, barking aggressively. ‘Don’t worry about her says the man ‘She doesn’t bark.’
Reposted by Kevin Boniface
'In the video, the pair discuss the disastrous 1998 tour of America: "“All any of us were asking of Mark was to stand on that stage for an hour, and sing the songs. That was all we asked of him."'
Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall’s Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook
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Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall’s Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook
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November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
'In the video, the pair discuss the disastrous 1998 tour of America: "“All any of us were asking of Mark was to stand on that stage for an hour, and sing the songs. That was all we asked of him."'
Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall’s Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook
buff.ly/4YeJQwU
Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall’s Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook
buff.ly/4YeJQwU
This morning’s crow
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This morning’s crow
Reposted by Kevin Boniface
Doesn’t this look grand.
Orca and Bird by Anna Chilvers
Publishing and launching at Hebden Bridge Library on Wednesday 26th November at 7 pm.
Orca and Bird by Anna Chilvers
Publishing and launching at Hebden Bridge Library on Wednesday 26th November at 7 pm.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Doesn’t this look grand.
Orca and Bird by Anna Chilvers
Publishing and launching at Hebden Bridge Library on Wednesday 26th November at 7 pm.
Orca and Bird by Anna Chilvers
Publishing and launching at Hebden Bridge Library on Wednesday 26th November at 7 pm.
Picking up tips about what to listen to at high volume while working outside in freezing temperatures
1. When fitting windows: Yes Sir I Can Boogie by Baccara
2. When roofing: Advertisements for M&S - ‘Terms and conditions apply’
More advice to follow. Probably
1. When fitting windows: Yes Sir I Can Boogie by Baccara
2. When roofing: Advertisements for M&S - ‘Terms and conditions apply’
More advice to follow. Probably
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Picking up tips about what to listen to at high volume while working outside in freezing temperatures
1. When fitting windows: Yes Sir I Can Boogie by Baccara
2. When roofing: Advertisements for M&S - ‘Terms and conditions apply’
More advice to follow. Probably
1. When fitting windows: Yes Sir I Can Boogie by Baccara
2. When roofing: Advertisements for M&S - ‘Terms and conditions apply’
More advice to follow. Probably
Seriously? Is there anyone who finds this kind of thing lifts their day. I find it irritating and patronising. Baffling. Fab tw*ts.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Seriously? Is there anyone who finds this kind of thing lifts their day. I find it irritating and patronising. Baffling. Fab tw*ts.
Just parking my cynicism while I eat this ‘Ey up Yorkshire cauliflower cheese’.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just parking my cynicism while I eat this ‘Ey up Yorkshire cauliflower cheese’.
In the early days of my Round About Town project I plotted the locations of each observation on a map I made by taping together the pages of an old Huddersfield A-Z book
#maps
#maps
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
In the early days of my Round About Town project I plotted the locations of each observation on a map I made by taping together the pages of an old Huddersfield A-Z book
#maps
#maps
That was a weird one
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November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That was a weird one
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Reposted by Kevin Boniface
The two Kevins on:
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Episode 7 | The Last King of Elmet
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
shows.acast.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The two Kevins on:
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Reposted by Kevin Boniface
I wrote about this street in Liverpool and about memory and myth for the 12th edition of Science & Magic, full of splendid writing as ever. You can read the magazine here: www.violetterecords.com/science-and-...
(Photo taken from the window of what used to be O’Halligan’s Parlour)
(Photo taken from the window of what used to be O’Halligan’s Parlour)
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I wrote about this street in Liverpool and about memory and myth for the 12th edition of Science & Magic, full of splendid writing as ever. You can read the magazine here: www.violetterecords.com/science-and-...
(Photo taken from the window of what used to be O’Halligan’s Parlour)
(Photo taken from the window of what used to be O’Halligan’s Parlour)
Reposted by Kevin Boniface
Big up Ben Wheatley, who has been creating and building a giant YouTube playlist of all the various BBC Arena documentaries from back in the day. It’s now featuring over 100 films. Loads of gold in here. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
BBC ARENA - YouTube
A Playlist of BBC Arena Docs all in one place. Arena is a British television documentary series, made and broadcast by the BBC since 1 October 1975. Voted by...
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Big up Ben Wheatley, who has been creating and building a giant YouTube playlist of all the various BBC Arena documentaries from back in the day. It’s now featuring over 100 films. Loads of gold in here. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Thrilled with my picture of a crow 👍
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thrilled with my picture of a crow 👍
The two Kevins on:
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Episode 7 | The Last King of Elmet
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
shows.acast.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The two Kevins on:
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Diaries of Note
Jesus Christ Kinski
Being John Smith
Joe Brainard's I Remember
A Dogfish in Ilfracombe
A Coffee Shop in Hebden Bridge
Minimalist Punctuation
News from Bluemoose
Kevin D's I.T. Disaster
shows.acast.com/67a24dbe81e6...
Reposted by Kevin Boniface
Why won't someone think about the poor billionaires????
And the newspapers they own!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
And the newspapers they own!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why won't someone think about the poor billionaires????
And the newspapers they own!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
And the newspapers they own!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Round about town today: Leaves stuck fast to pattern-imprinted concrete. Teslas double parked outside the aesthetics clinic. A big fat woodpigeon drinking from a deluged pot-hole
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Round about town today: Leaves stuck fast to pattern-imprinted concrete. Teslas double parked outside the aesthetics clinic. A big fat woodpigeon drinking from a deluged pot-hole
Reposted by Kevin Boniface
One of the best pieces of flash fiction I've ever read - and just left lying in the road.
#flashfiction #writingcommunity
#flashfiction #writingcommunity
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
One of the best pieces of flash fiction I've ever read - and just left lying in the road.
#flashfiction #writingcommunity
#flashfiction #writingcommunity
Thrilled with my photo of the tallest building in Britain
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Thrilled with my photo of the tallest building in Britain